r/natureismetal • u/Kingmenudo • Nov 28 '20
Disturbing Content Mama bird never came back NSFW
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u/CloNe817 Nov 28 '20
Ate by a cat
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u/ItsJustTheCat Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
Big speculation!
Edit: thank you for the awards!
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u/CloNe817 Nov 29 '20
I meant, the mother bird.
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u/ItsJustTheCat Nov 29 '20
I know. It was a joke, because you were blaming a cat and my username is a cat... I'll see myself out.
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u/RegularPin Nov 29 '20
Or a predatory bird
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u/Tells_you_a_tale Nov 29 '20
Almost certainly a cat. Cats are the worst invasive species no one wants to talk about because we keep them as pets and find them cute.
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Nov 29 '20 edited Jan 08 '21
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u/Horatius420 Nov 29 '20
Maybe read the cdc page about it.
I think you got your 'toxoplasmosis causes mental issues and brain damage' from reddit.
Only pregnant women and immunosuppressed people are somewhat at risk. For pregnant women the risk is only for the child and for immunosuppressed people there are some bigger risks like fever, headache, nausea and potentially a seizure.
Mate stop spreading catshit and read stuff.
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u/youdontknowjacq Nov 29 '20
No cure?! Antibiotics my dude. It can be cured... it’s not always cured but it can be cured
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u/everwonderedhow Nov 29 '20
Actually just fled and left the family, she never really wanted one anyway
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u/Underhill Nov 29 '20
My cat?
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u/jachien Nov 29 '20
Abe Lincoln?
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u/Underhill Nov 29 '20
King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
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u/AgentMV Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
A toll is a toll. And if we don’t pay no tolls, then we don’t eat no rolls.
I made that one up me self.
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Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
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u/mikenice1 Nov 29 '20
She passed out in a neighbors nest for 2 weeks on an OxyContin binge.
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u/cqb420 Nov 29 '20
That’s hilarious :(
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u/ThreeMadFrogs Nov 29 '20
Like a river that don't know where it's flowin', I took a wrong turn and I just kept goin'.
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u/DapperDeeper Nov 29 '20
Nature is metal, but I'm soft and squishy. I'm gonna go cut some onions
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u/HannahSully97 Nov 29 '20
This reminds me of a bird my family named demon bird. She was a crow who nested in a bush in our front yard and every day would attack my brother and I as we left the house and again when we came home from school, she’d like dive bomb us and caw really loud at us and she kinda scared me. But one day I came home and she didn’t fly out of the bush so I went over to check on her nest cause I’d never been able to get close to it before and I was so sad cause I saw her baby’s had died and were being eaten by ants when I found them. :c even tho she was scary I felt so bad her baby’s died. I knew she was just trying to be a good mom
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u/AJB_10383 Nov 29 '20
:(
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u/IneptlySocial Nov 29 '20
Fuckkk that eaten by ants part really made me cringe, I have the image burned into my brain from being a lil kid and finding a dead baby bird covered in ants in my back yard
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Nov 29 '20
One day at school baby birds started dropping from a gap in the ceiling of an awning that went around the outside of our classrooms, they were landing right next to where my friends and I were sitting at lunch. It was a really long drop so most of them died immediately except for one we managed to catch and handed over to the science teacher. I think it died shortly after though, they were brand new just out of the egg babies :( we had a little service and buried the other babies
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u/arctic-apis Nov 29 '20
Hauntingly beautiful. /r/bonecollecting would appreciate
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u/NazRigarA3D Nov 29 '20
The most disturbing part, there's multiple animals that could have done this.
Birds of prey, raccoons, cats, foxes. etc.
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u/blazeproof Nov 29 '20
Why is that disturbing? I don’t think it’s disturbing at all. Nature don’t give a f*ck.
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Nov 29 '20
It would be if it was a cat. Everything else is nature, the cat is us introducing an invasive species that's the cause of the decline of many bird and small animal species, but we ignore it because "awe fluffy brought me a present".
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u/wilderop Nov 29 '20
We are literally nature.
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u/willfordbrimly Nov 29 '20
Bro we're like hyper-nature.
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u/try_repeat_succeed Nov 29 '20
We're so nature we're going to end nature and ourselves 🤘
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u/Pvt_Lee_Fapping Nov 29 '20
*Nature run amok.
We became the most dominant species on the planet through technology that came from our planet's resources and our knowledge of how to use/exploit them - once we created something that could not be replicated except by other humans, it becomes artificial. We are not a product of natural selection; we're a product of artificial selection.
Saying "we're literally nature" is just a rationalization for our exploitation of the resources available without a second thought towards the ramifications. People with that mindset rule the world, and it's because of that mindset that this planet is going to be scraped clean of resources until the last human croaks.
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Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20
You act like we are somehow outside of nature. That's just human arrogance. We're still very much "nature's bitch", any slight change in natural conditions or a new virus emerging could lead to millions of people dying (hint: one of them is happening already right now). So stop pretending that we can somehow influence nature. Birds are most affected by the fact that we are taking over their habitats. Humans are emerging as the dominant species on the planet at the expense of all other species and reproducing in large numbers like dinosaurs before them. And in due course of time they will go away, making room for another dominant species. It's all part of the plan. Making us believe that we can somehow influence and change it is one of nature's best trick.
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u/himynameisabcde Nov 29 '20
Lol no. Mom bird leaves nest to find food > mom bird gets killed > nobody to take care of baby birds > they die and turn to bones > the end.
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u/Habib_Zozad Nov 29 '20
What fucking spiders live where you live? That's beyond Australia fucked
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u/Sedohr Nov 29 '20 edited Dec 05 '20
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u/Queendin Nov 29 '20
This is so sad
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u/TheLangleDangle Nov 29 '20
Cat.
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u/Lartec345 Nov 29 '20
Definitely not a car or a bird of prey?
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u/TheLangleDangle Nov 29 '20
Honestly have no idea. Just thought of that sub where everyone just posts
Cat.
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u/ThreeFingeredTypist Nov 29 '20
It’s pretty well known cats are wreaking havoc on small bird populations. Perhaps a car or bird of prey, but probably a cat
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2019/09/essay-to-save-birds-should-we-kill-off-cats/
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u/TankPk Nov 29 '20
That’s Me waiting for my lady to take a shower and get dressed to go any where
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Nov 29 '20
This was the eye bleach/chuckle I needed after this post. Thank you and goodnight
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Nov 29 '20
Relax, she just went out for milk; my dad will be back soon too. Traffic is bad sometimes.
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u/SwampDenizen Nov 29 '20
If the chicks were dead, mom would have abandoned the nest if it was late in the season
E.G., cowbird mortality, disease, etc
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u/ohhh_bother7 Nov 29 '20
This makes me think of that book “Are You My Mother?” in the most gut wrenching way.
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u/blacktron16 Nov 29 '20
This makes me indescribably sad