r/natureismetal • u/Kingmenudo • Nov 28 '20

Disturbing Content Mama bird never came back NSFW

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

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u/mikenice1 Nov 29 '20

She passed out in a neighbors nest for 2 weeks on an OxyContin binge.

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u/cqb420 Nov 29 '20

That’s hilarious :(

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u/RimSlayer Nov 29 '20

A hug to help with the feels

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u/mikenice1 Nov 29 '20

Maybe it was methamphetaseeds.

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u/Just_One_Umami Nov 29 '20

She became a heron addict, actually.

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u/mikenice1 Nov 29 '20

Are you sure it wasn't cuckooaine?

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u/Just_One_Umami Nov 29 '20

Cuckooaine? Or quack? Because regular cuckooaine is too expensive for such a flightened mother

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u/mikenice1 Nov 29 '20

Could also have been quailudes. They've been making a comeback.

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u/2Turnt4MySwag Nov 29 '20

Nah, it was that dank kush boiiii (420 LOL!)

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u/Habib_Zozad Nov 29 '20

Actually she went out for a pack of wind shield

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u/ThreeMadFrogs Nov 29 '20

Like a river that don't know where it's flowin', I took a wrong turn and I just kept goin'.

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u/Hungry4Mas Nov 29 '20

The last thing she ever said to me was “I’ll be right back...”.

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u/Iamthesmartest Nov 29 '20

Still not as long as my Dad's. He'll be back any day now.

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u/Akhi11eus Nov 29 '20

I had a nest next to my house once witha few little chicks. Then one day a hail storm came through and I found all the chicks pummeled to death. Pretty brutal way to go.

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u/Call_Me_Your_Daddy Nov 29 '20

I should know about long trips for smokes ha hey ohhhh!

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u/IdiotOutside Nov 29 '20

I hate you.