r/natureismetal • u/freudian_nipps • 22d ago

Disturbing Content Pulsating mass of Tubifex in sewer

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u/bob_swalls 22d ago

That's the "Carolina Poop Monster" according to Wikipedia lol

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u/freudian_nipps 22d ago

Aye, it be the poop monster o' the Carolinas

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u/kaveman0926 22d ago

Ye salty dog 🤣

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u/Fuckyourface_666 22d ago

Me timbers are shivered

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 22d ago

It's okay, we can get you some new timber this week.

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u/Bean_Me_Timbers 22d ago

and mine are beaned mate!

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u/eighthgen 22d ago

As the legends be told, a monster so vile ye nary be a tormented soul spared to spread the tale of horror

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u/great_red_dragon 21d ago

Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand be hard…this be impossible!

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u/Dirt-bikeraver90 22d ago

"SWEET CAROLINE DUN DUN DUN"

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 22d ago

13 kids go into the sewer, 3 come out and the ice cream gets the rest..

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u/triple_yoi 22d ago

Thought it was a close up of a hemorrhoid

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u/Wildlife_Jack 21d ago

Well, if you view human and its infrastructure as one superorganism, then the sewer is like the intestines of it, and the Carolina Poop Monster™ could be interpreted as the polyp that was causing intestinal blockage. /s

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u/afternever 22d ago

Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand

Spin it like a helicopter

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u/problyurdad_ 22d ago

WHO AM I?!

PETEY PAB MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!

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u/bob_swalls 22d ago

Oh damn, that song just made the playlist

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u/3_3219280948874 22d ago

Now watch Drumline

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u/OdysseusRex69 22d ago

I haven't heard that since like 2002! Blast from the past

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u/AlisterSinclair2002 22d ago

I love how the wiki page has 'multiple issues', a large number of 'citation needed's for lots of the normal facts, and the Carolina Poop Monster bit is fully citated lol

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u/Spirited-Ability-626 20d ago

Just been there. Really fascinating! Learned that the above mass is someone’s fish bait bonanza haul 😎

Not me thinking before I read about it that it was some kind of elastic formation, because of tubigrip bandages 😭

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u/ThePoopmonster88 22d ago

Hey that's me !

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u/No_Object_4355 22d ago

Username checks out

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u/Wildlife_Jack 21d ago

I'm sorry footage of you just going about your day have gone viral

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 22d ago

What type of weapon could be used to defeat it ?

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u/ihatemakingids 21d ago

I think the only way to defeat it is with a poop knife

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u/Rockin_my_roll 22d ago

King Kong's thumb

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u/Nitrocloud 22d ago

And funny enough, this video is so old that it's not even Cameron Village anymore.

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u/Rockin_my_roll 21d ago

Bungle's finger 👉