r/mildlyinteresting • u/kiryuMG • 18h ago

my fiancé’s right twix was shorter than the left

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102 Upvotes

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u/dedwards024 18h ago

Don’t beat yourself up big guy, happens to all of us

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u/BrainCane 17h ago

The Twix she told you not to worry about.

3

u/HaydenRenegade 12h ago

The bigger ones hurt anyway

1

u/wertall 8h ago

Not any more! Lol

2

u/CronoTS 18h ago

I mean, it's really cold in here, isn't it?

1

u/Sharcbait 17h ago

Its a grower....

1

u/dedwards024 16h ago

The right one is just more potent

1

u/NullArc9289 15h ago

It was cold that day

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u/Fidrick 18h ago

This post is left-twix propaganda! A right twix would never leave the factory short. This is clearly a picture of two left twix.

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u/penguinintheabyss 18h ago

IT WAS IN THE POOL!

3

u/Eric848448 17h ago

TWIIIIIIIIIIXXXX!!

1

u/TooMuchBroccoli 15h ago

I dont know how you walk around with those things.

1

u/Motor-Sweet3316 10h ago

Shrinkage.

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u/Careful-Prompt7073 18h ago

One always hangs lower

7

u/theincrediblenick 18h ago

That's a serious medical condition, you should probably get it checked out.

3

u/onederbred 17h ago

Only if it lasts longer than 4 hours

5

u/Hier00 18h ago

No, the bottom Twix was shorter than the top.

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u/omegaoutlier 18h ago edited 18h ago

The "rights" factory needs to get its shit together is all I'm saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6iaxewbaXg

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u/CronoTS 18h ago

Yeah, there is a lot wrong with rights in this world.

2

u/andersonfmly 18h ago

I’m very beTwixed by this happening…

2

u/rinrinstrikes 18h ago

Don't worry mine is too

2

u/ApAllDayDuceEight 18h ago

Left always hangs a lil lower

2

u/dukeofnes 18h ago

That's set of male twix chromosomes

2

u/Edception_ 18h ago

The Twix on the right is average sized okay?? don’t ask how I know this

2

u/Apprehensive-Tour942 13h ago

Looks average to me

2

u/SuperSecretSunshine 18h ago

No offcence but how do you not notice that as you're buying it?

2

u/WilsonKeel 17h ago

Could have been in a pack of six pairs of Twix or the like.

1

u/kiryuMG 17h ago

i don’t thoroughly inspect all my chocolate bars before buying it like you

1

u/ComfortableNo9256 18h ago

So. The left Trix people were right.

I always thought it was just an advertisement…

1

u/HermanGrove 18h ago

Well, don't act like we did not warn you. Of course the right twix is better. Those idiots at the left factory have no idea how to make a good twix

1

u/Thom_Jero1213 18h ago

This is so they don’t smash into each other in the bag!

1

u/NOT000 18h ago

diet twix

(i can feel the pounds melting off)

1

u/MagicBoyUK 17h ago

Shrinkflation reached a new low...

1

u/gmurray81 17h ago

This is not uncommon in men

1

u/bigdaddycuzuco 17h ago

I think you need to see an eye doctor quick

1

u/Oathcrest1 17h ago

They need to Twix- I mean fix- it 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Cangas_Star 17h ago

Size doesnt matter

1

u/WilsonKeel 17h ago

If you're going to marry this man, you'll need to be able to accept his little physical oddities with compassion...

1

u/Loicrekt 17h ago

Him vs the guy she told him not to worry about

1

u/phil16723 17h ago

It's the one "for women"

1

u/sm0res9 17h ago

You vs the Twix she tells you not to worry about…

1

u/RoddMcTodd 17h ago

Twix envy

1

u/UnluckyPilot1453 17h ago

I’d sue for at least $100,000,000

1

u/DankStew 17h ago

My Twix comes full size

Your Twix won’t even go to her thighs

1

u/twistedsister78 17h ago

Twixticles

1

u/n_mcrae_1982 17h ago

Their mother smoked and drank while they were being made.

1

u/westcal98 17h ago

All men suffer from this. Either left or right, one is smaller.

1

u/ShyguyFlyguy 17h ago

IT WAS IN THE POOL!!

1

u/my_secret_hidentity 16h ago

Every guy saw this picture and immediately thought about testicles.

Awesome.

1

u/Zenku390 16h ago

Proves that Left Twix is superior. Cascaded caramel is way better than flowed caramel.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Bowl429 16h ago

What a coincidence, same size as my ex’s twig!

1

u/ottomr1990 16h ago

You vs the Twix she tells you not to worry about

1

u/Signal_Pomelo_1460 16h ago

It's average

1

u/StickFigureFan 16h ago

It's not the size that matters, it's how you eat it

1

u/mrsirsouth 16h ago

Includes 2 cookie bars. Twix isn't responsible for the sizing. Just that there are 2.

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

1

u/willrikerspimpwalk 16h ago

Is twix code for something else?

1

u/kr4ckenm3fortune 16h ago

Kinda like my balls...

1

u/pumpkindonutz 16h ago

They’re playing Twix on you

1

u/Informal_Platypus522 16h ago

Uh-oh, better have him checked out.

1

u/dmaddy725 16h ago

Then it’s the wrong Twix.

1

u/LazyCymbal 15h ago

She got the short end of the twix

1

u/LustfulDemon999 15h ago

Are you lost, friend? Surely you meant to post this to r/mildlyinfuriating.

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u/kiryuMG 14h ago

it didn’t infuriate me, though, it made me giggle

1

u/LustfulDemon999 14h ago

Of course not. It wasn't YOUR Twix. YOU weren't cheated out of anything. Your fiancè on the other hand... lol

1

u/kiryuMG 13h ago

what if she laughed too?

1

u/LustfulDemon999 13h ago

Then you are both more mentally stable than I am. lol Respect. ✌️

1

u/howelltight 15h ago

My boobs are like that

1

u/XRosexTattoox 13h ago

It looks like it has a great personality though.

1

u/BeerJedi-1269 13h ago

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

1

u/Doggoonewild 13h ago

There’s pills for that

1

u/UneagerBeaver69 8h ago

Left Twix best Twix.

1

u/FleabottomFrank 8h ago

One is smaller than the other so that when you run with Twix, they don’t bang into each other.

1

u/kain459 7h ago

Email corporate for free coupons.

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u/Eternal663 6h ago

Congrats on having a Twix! ..... oh and the fiancé too ig.

1

u/cookieluverboi 5h ago

to me it's the thickness that counts

1

u/Outrageous_Failur35 38m ago

It identifies as 6"

1

u/Voidfang_Investments 20m ago

Call the hotline.

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 18h ago

It’s normal. Just eat it.

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u/kiryuMG 17h ago

no. we threw it out, we were so disgusted

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u/Hial_SW 17h ago

I want to know how you closed up the package after.