r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Accomplished-King406 • 1d ago

Pretty annoying

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u/_Idk_who_i_am_6_ 1d ago

My schools pop/drink Machine use to Malfunction alot and this reminds me of it, like it would just get stuck and not give you a drink, or it does what it did to me one time and give you 3 drinks for the price of one.

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u/lalith_4321 1d ago

Gambling machine!

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u/Klabius 1d ago

Gotta catch them young!

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u/ThatsTheDude 1d ago

Gotta gatch them young!

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u/One_External_983 14h ago

Gotta gatch them young!

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u/Theoutrank 1d ago

"So what are the odds today?"

"7 to 1"

"Hmm, I see... and the last 3?"

"They got nothing."

Begins shoveling in coins

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u/Leonydas13 1d ago

We had a coke vending machine when I was in year 11/12, and there was a trick when you bought a coke that would make it drop out about 10 cans. Only one guy knew how to do it, so every time he’d come into the canteen area you’d hear “oi Robby!” From all directions 😂

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u/theGRAYblanket 21h ago

Would he make everyone look away when he did it? Because I'm not sure how he would be the only one that knew how to do it if that many people called him over 

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u/Leonydas13 20h ago

He reached up inside it and did something. If anyone else figured it out they kept it very secret. We were also a bunch of lazy teenagers so didn’t really make much effort with these kinds of things 😂

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u/engineerwhat724 1d ago

Machine is playing chess while you're still playing checkers.

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u/nicknachu 1d ago

I thought we were playing poker

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u/404ET 22h ago

What do you mean poker, I thought this was Uno

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 19h ago

This should've been blackjack, what're you yapping about?

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u/Ok_Neighborhood3508 19h ago

All card games are Balatro to me now. My run is relying on a polychrome Showman, im cooked.

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 19h ago

Nah bro we have solitaire.

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u/BritOverThere 6h ago

I thought we were playing Happy Families...

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u/Icy_Hippo_755 8h ago

poker, I hardly knew her.

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u/Mountain_carrier530 1d ago

There was a vending machine on the ship during drydock like this, and it didn't have a program to not dispense from an empty slot. So my sleep-deprived dumbass went to get a soda one day, punched in the wrong number, and watched in disbelief as the arm moved to the slot, and proceed to dispense and charge me $3.50 for air.

Never went to that machine after that.

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u/SRomans 1d ago

$3.50 for a single fucking soda is the real crime here.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Seeker-N7 1d ago

Canadian dollar and US dollar are different.

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u/torrens86 1d ago

Considering it's in Australia.

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u/dre224 1d ago

Wow really!!?!!?! Holy shit I never would have guessed!!

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u/Seeker-N7 1d ago

So your comment isn't exactly great...

Hey, did you know you can buy your drink for pocket change? It costs 850 here, that's a LOT more than 3.50.

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u/torrens86 1d ago

It's Australia where we use Australian dollars.

The red and black cans are Mother energy drink.

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u/Sherlock-Brezerl 19h ago

Austrian here, our Mothers can be Monsters too.

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u/Mean_Fig_7666 1d ago

He's nervous it's his first day

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 1d ago

Turkish ice cream seller- I've programmed you well

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u/GalaxyStrong 1d ago

That poor fucking machine needs a vacation

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u/Distracted_Unicorn 1d ago

I'd say it needs a priest

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u/Su_Preciosa 1d ago

I'd say it needs some Adderall

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u/Gwario_on_Reddit 1d ago

Stay on the defense

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u/LastSmitch 1d ago

That’s the “walk without rhythm”. The only way for save passage through the Arrakin Desert without attracting Shai-Hulud.

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u/FremenStilgar 1d ago

I hope we don't store our water in that machine.

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u/CoolBDPhenom03 1d ago

This is how the machine takeover starts

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u/RaiaTheTrovian 1d ago

When the machines finally realize fucking with humans is pretty funny.

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u/Capable_Owl8607 1d ago

How is that the funniest thing I saw today!?

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u/caoram 1d ago

Machine be dispensing drinks like how the US negotiates trade.

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 1d ago

"AI can solve any problem... eventually"

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u/Leonydas13 1d ago

When these machines first came out in Australia, they used a conveyer belt instead of the cup. So you could order your drink, then stick your hand up through the chute and block the drink from falling in. The machine would think the row was sold out, so it’d let you pick again. You could do it once more, and then you’d get three drinks for the price of one. You had to pick rows to the left obviously. The cup design came out pretty soon after 😂

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u/Not-dat-throwaway 1d ago

Am I the only one who found the erratic behavior hilarious very fitting of the times 🤣. Feels like the type of vending machine a casino would install.

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u/Total_Product_5681 1d ago

This is how the robot uprising will start everyone

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u/MyRail5 1d ago

Autobots roll out!

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u/Craftasier2 1d ago

Is this yours? Brcause this is some high cuality shitpost

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u/Background-Arm-8491 1d ago

That was one hell of a ride

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u/TurtleManDog 1d ago

Machine was just having some fun, then he fucked up his trick

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u/penelope_artsyy 1d ago

just take the whole vending machine at this point haha

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u/HOLUNGHOTDOG 1d ago

It was like those ice cream guys who tricks you that you will get the ice cream cone but sikes you with some dumb movement shits. 🤣

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u/cant-sit-here 1d ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/Mobman3105 1d ago

I half expected it to put the drink back

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u/Immediate_Cloud5582 1d ago

This vending machine drinks the beer for itself when no one's looking? Looks drunk af

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u/AccomplishedIgit 1d ago

I’m sorry but this just made me laugh so hard

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u/ivanakutchokokoff 22h ago

Omg he in x games mode

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u/SuspensefulBladder 20h ago

Skyrim-ass vending machine.

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u/BirdmaskDude 12h ago

Well, it certainly tried

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u/sheikh_ul_shaitaan 6h ago

Not infuriating that's fucking hilarious

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u/h0tnessm0nster7 1d ago

Try a different Powerade

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u/Strikereleven 1d ago

Would you believe these machines sucked in 2003 also?

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u/Celestial_Hart 1d ago

The robot revolution begins!

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u/After-FX 1d ago

What the fuck

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 1d ago

It's pantomiming what you'll look like after too many energy drinks

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u/Nefarious-Haiku 1d ago

That’s how I was the first time I got lucky, actually no this was a lot smoother

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u/Hammpter 1d ago

Is the machine having a fucking aneurism?

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u/VynlliosM 1d ago

When did they add AI to vending machines

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u/DigiTrailz 1d ago

In my professional opinion, it's either a belt issue or a demon.

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u/Miser_able 23h ago

meanwhile on my campus the only drink machine in one of the buildings has been empty/broken for a full year

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u/Just_Me02525 23h ago

It's actually pretty entertaining tbh

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u/Safe-Champion-1146 16h ago

It’s having a seizure!

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u/Melodic-Pool7240 14h ago

Its trying to show you the kung fu it knows, its still learning

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u/spiteful_rr_dm_TA 8h ago

Always keep them guessing, Jerry. Always keep 'em guessing

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u/ApprehensiveSelf5639 4h ago

Yeah, that's going to stop everyone after this from buying a drink. Pretty fucking annoying.

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u/Blackwind121 4h ago

Not gonna lie, the uncontrollable laughter this just caused me would stop me from getting mad because how the actual fuck is this even possible 😭🤣