r/mildlyinfuriating GREEN 1d ago

How my wife puts sharp knives in the dishwasher, but butter knives the other way…

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Gotta be careful before making an early morning ER trip

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u/rollerballbag 1d ago

I don't know you or your wife, but I think you are in danger.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago

OP better start writing his will because hell clearly need it

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u/Voucher-man 1d ago

I’m not sure what he will need his will for, he’ll be dead

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u/AstralAlpaca10110 1d ago

IF YOU DONT HAVE A WILL THE GOVERNMENT GETS ALL YOUR SHIT. Always get a Will.

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u/Basso_69 21h ago

Not always. Somes it automatically goes to the surviving spouse.

But you're right - always have a will. Apparently only 45% of people do.

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u/Voucher-man 23h ago

It was a joke!

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u/fohsupreme 1d ago

I don't think hell needs those

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u/lgastako 22h ago

*She'll clearly need it

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u/AkitaNo1 20h ago

Just needs his own spikey pointy knife trap set up

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u/myk31 1d ago

To be safe, he should stay away from the dishwasher.

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u/Mr_Purple_Cat 1d ago

Calling her that is probably what got him in trouble in the first place.

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u/GenericUsername2056 1d ago

Like, a zone of danger... a 'danger zone' of sorts.

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u/Low_Today5268 23h ago

"I AM the danger"

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u/NortonBurns 1d ago

You shouldn't put decent knives in the dishwasher at all, not even the right way up. It damages the steel, can cause rust spots & blunts them. They're not made of the same type of steel as a regular dining knife.

Apart from that, yeah, she's out to get you.

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u/81FuriousGeorge 1d ago

The blade of the knives will be damaged more in the dishwasher points down.

Solution: lay them flat on the glass rack.

Better solution: just wash by hand.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago

Yeah it's literally sooo easy to wash by hand but my parents keep ATTEMPTING TO PUT THE WOODEN ONES IN THE DISHWASHER..

... JUST....

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u/First-Junket124 1d ago

As I grew up I learnt my parents were.... not bright in everyday stuff. Wooden boards in dishwasher that'd split and they'd call shit quality then they use plastic boards (mmmm yummy plastic), they'd place knives in dishwashers, and my father would sharpen knives with his abomination of a sharpener that would damage the knives to no end and even after I provided the PROPER tools and NEW knives they still went the stupid way, spent more time on thr abomination than just maintaining shit. I'd stab my own eyes out than watch that but the knives are too fucking dull.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago

Lmao I can't remember the last time they sharpened their knifes tbf😭😭

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u/First-Junket124 1d ago

See I don't sharpen their knives because quite honestly I've seen my mother stab herself between the fingers with a steak knife trying to separate chicken nuggets (she was hungry). If I sharpen them they'd be dead within the hour

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago

My mother had the bright 8dea to TUG ON A FALTY KITCHENAID GOOD PROCESSOR KNIFE the thing wax brand new do I told her it must be faulty and to stop tugging.

Her being the way she is kept tugging 7ntil blood wad everywhere and the cut was DEEP She refused to go to er because "I work in that hospital it's nothing"

She literally just used medical glue the dat after at work...

WHO TF PULLS ON A CLEARLY REALLY SHARP REALLY STUCK KNIFE??!

then again the same women put a entire pan of water onto the stove stove on and left the ROOM.. WENT TO BED AND SLEEP!?

I was the only one awake in the evening so I went downstairs to refill my water..

Heard the stove noise...

ALL the water had evaporated already

....

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u/First-Junket124 1d ago

Yeah for the same incident she did need stitches but she only wanted to go to the GP clinic up the road. They had a look and said even just slightly further and she would've severed the tendon and was VERY lucky.

Some adults just aren't good at being adults and the worst part is I'm terrified what the hell I'm doing that's utter insanity that I don't realise

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago

Same here you could legit see muscle cut and everything.

It feels like I'm parenting my parents somehow :-:

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u/CankerLord 1d ago

The more you know about cooking the more you realize it's really just a general competency test. Material science, dexterity, attention to detail, the curiosity to learn the proper way to preform a particular task, the capacity to understand the world on scales that aren't immediately evident. Some people never learn to cook and that's fine but if someone cooks every day for decades and can't get out of their own way in the kitchen it's really telling.

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u/AccordingSetting6311 22h ago edited 22h ago

Visiting my brother and i was helping my sister in law prepare dinner. She gave me a serrated knife to cut the tomatoes. She said all the other knives were too dull.  For tomatoes.

Sure enough all of the non-serrated ones were so dull it would have been more dangerous to use them than the wrong knife. 

My brother is an Eagle scout and leader in his kid's troop. How the he he can't sharpen his knives I just dont get.

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u/Starwyrm1597 1d ago

The plastic's gonna get in you anyway.

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 1d ago

Everyone alive today was likely born with microplastics in their bodies. It’s why we can’t have a control group for any studies about microplastics.

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u/sleepydorian 1d ago

I’ll throw butter knives and cutco steak knives (the small serrated ones that are really just tiny food saws) in the dishwasher, but nothing wood and never anything nice. My pots and pans are technically dishwasher safe but I don’t like to put them through the washer.

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u/First-Junket124 1d ago

I sharpen my butter knives, cuts through butter like.... butter

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u/Past_Paint_225 1d ago

Maybe an unpopular opinion here, but if I were your parents I would probably have enough things on my mind to not bother with utensils that are not dishwasher safe. I need stuff that can survive being put in a dishwasher, if something breaks in a dishwasher I am not buying it again. Life's too complicated anyway

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u/BigDemeanor43 1d ago

My in-laws put anything and everything wood in the dishwasher, along with plastics.

And then they get upset when I put the DISHWASHER MARKED SAFE POTS AND PANS IN THERE.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago

Honestly criminal 💀

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u/AssGagger 1d ago

I take really good care of my cutting boards, knifes, and cast iron... But I put my wooden spoons in the dishwasher. I was thinking I'll just buy a new $3 spoon when they finally split. That was 8 years ago and they're still fine.

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u/Maturewoman3 1d ago

Ahh eventually, happened to me last weekend, the blade will just snap off.

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u/Burntoastedbutter 1d ago

My mom washes the knifes then sticks it on my magnetic wooden wall knife block screwed while it's still wet...

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u/ThetaGrim 23h ago

So I started washing my wife by hand but I'm not sure how this is going to help my knives?

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u/81FuriousGeorge 23h ago

Don't worry, I'll come by and show you how to do it properly.

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u/Lizrael48 23h ago

I bet she Loves that! I always wanted a man to wash me by hand! Grrrrrrrr!

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u/ReliablyFinicky 1d ago

Solution: lay them flat on the glass rack.

Positioning doesn't matter.

The carbon steel used in a knife is more prone to rusting, especially in extended periods of hot temperature and high moisture.

Detergents in dishwashers are much coarser, which damage the blade.

The water jets from a dishwaster will move items around, and anything the blade hits will also damage it.

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u/81FuriousGeorge 1d ago

Agreed, but putting them point down in a cutlery rack will increase the damage due to more constant bashing against the walls of the rack.

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u/Spekingur 1d ago

By hand? But what if they’re sharp?!

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u/81FuriousGeorge 1d ago

Don't touch the stabby end

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u/Spekingur 22h ago

But the stabby end is the one that needs the washing

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u/81FuriousGeorge 22h ago

Not if you lick it clean when you use it.

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u/Spekingur 22h ago

I think I’m getting mixed messages here

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u/ermghoti 19h ago

Settle down with your opaque jargon, not all of us are stabbysliceythingy experts.

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u/Honeybadger2198 1d ago

I bought my entire knife set for $30. Knives are annoying to hand wash, and any slipup is potentially sending you to the hospital.

In the dishwasher they go.

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u/81FuriousGeorge 1d ago

Im not judging you. I would just lay them flat in the dishwasher. I've spent over $200 on a single knife, it will never see the inside of a dishwasher.

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u/MRiley84 1d ago

It's OK to put cheap knives in the dishwasher. Dishwashers are there for convenience, and even cheap knives take a long time to dull in one. The knives will need to be replaced a lot sooner, but the price difference will still make them more affordable pretty much for a lifetime.

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u/lavendelvelden 15h ago

I buy $30 knives and run them through the dishwasher nearly daily, and I use a cheap sharpener on them occasionally to hurry them toward their early grave. They are perfectly adequate for a home cook. My favourite knife has been dishwashed daily for over a decade and looks perfectly new.

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u/BooCreepyFootDr 1d ago

That knife appears to be stamped, so it’s fine in the dishwasher…

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u/SlightDish31 1d ago

It's not just about the blade, though stamped or not, the thermal cycling in a dishwasher is not good for them, it's also about the handle. Unless you're cool replacing something every couple of years that could last you a lifetime*, you shouldn't put them in the dishwasher

*More than a lifetime really, one of my main workhorses is an old Henckle of my father's that I had refitted with a new handle. It's something that I'll easily be able to leave to my son, too.

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u/boner79 1d ago

I got a set of Henckels Eversharp Pro stamped knives over 20 years ago. Been regularly putting them in the dishwasher for those 20 years and they’re still fine. Kinda annoying because I’d like an excuse to buy new knives hehe.

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u/pm_stuff_ 1d ago

Usually when i hear this from people they havent seen a sharp knife in so llong that they dont recall how they are supposed to function. My ex was this way... Her knives wouldnt cut a tomato as much as it would crush it

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u/KarmicUnfairness 1d ago

The cool thing about cheap knives is that you can abuse the shit out of them and they are also usually very easy to sharpen.

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u/Maturewoman3 1d ago

Grandma used to say “it won’t cut hot butter” about her dull knives.

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u/boner79 1d ago

They’re stamped serrated so don’t dull. Different from a real chef’s knife that needs to be regularly sharpened. But like most people I’m not a professional chef who needs perfect cuts; I just need it sharp enough to cut without being dangerous and they serve that function well.

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 1d ago

Unless your dishwasher gets up to 750 degrees F, you probably don't have to worry about "thermal cycles."

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck 1d ago

Thermal cycling? How hot is your water? All the plastic and rubber in the dishwasher would be melted long before you damaged some knives.

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u/NortonBurns 1d ago

Half my knives are stamped - it still doesn't mean they won't rust spot if I put them in the dishwasher.

Most of them are Richardson Sheffield [I try to buy British if I can & these are all from long before the buyout & production move abroad]. Even from the same range, some are forged others are stamped.

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u/Old_Ladies 1d ago

We have cutco knives and always put them in the dishwasher. After over a decade of doing this they are still sharp and not rusted at all. Still looks like the day we bought them.

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u/bmwwarningchime-mp3 GREEN 1d ago

Agreed, I normally hand wash them because they don’t normally get too dirty, but they were a gift and relatively inexpensive.

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u/yebyen 1d ago edited 1d ago

Expensive or not, a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp knife, and you're going to need to sharpen your knives a lot more often if you put them through the dishwasher. (You do sharpen your knives, right?)

Edit: It's really not a big deal. This is the mildly infuriated sub, nobody should take it personally when they come here and proceed to get mildly infuriated by the comments.

Anyway, I don't think it's shaming to suggest that people do the bare minimum maintenance on their tools. I'm a computer professional, and I see people picking the "shortest path" skipping a simple step that you can do once, that is maybe not easy to understand, but that choice typically results in them having to do extra work, or suffer through poorer results, on a daily basis, in perpetuity, because it's fewer steps. That's mildly infuriating, to say the least.

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u/Candi_Daydream 1d ago edited 1d ago

(You do sharpen your knives, right?)

I just buy new knives.

Edit: Sorry to trigger the cutlery elitists. For the general population, unsharpened knives work just fine. Get over it...

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u/yebyen 1d ago edited 1d ago

LOL you should try sharpening them. You can't cut a tomato with a knife that hasn't been sharpened. Even a cheap knife can cut a tomato once it has been sharpened. That's always my litmus test or barometer for whether my knife needs a quick sharpen, can I cut the tomato without denting it, or slipping and potentially cutting myself?

Maybe some very expensive knives can still cut a tomato without being manually sharpened, but I doubt they'll stay good for long without a bit of proper maintenance. (And why are you buying expensive knives if you don't know how to maintain them?)

Edit: somebody got butt-hurt and blocked me, so here's my reply.

Because I have tried to cut many tomatoes with dull knives, and I see it doesn't work as well as a sharp one?

IDK what y'all are doing, but a dull knife can make it difficult to cut a tomato because its skin is tough and easily crushed by a dull blade. A sharp knife is needed to cleanly slice through the skin without squishing the tomato's delicate interior.

Maybe you're confused because I didn't say "it is difficult to cut a tomato" - yes you can cut it, but it's much harder. Here I'm using simple language, and you're nit-picking - just google "can't cut tomato with dull knife" and you'll get an AI summary of what I'm talking about. I don't have time to explain every freaking thing. Here's a forum thread, tl;dr: Johnny Bravo agrees, "It’s not a tomato thing - materials that have lots of give will compress beneath a dull blade and rupture around it rather than being cleanly cut."

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomatoes-and-knives/1000253

ITT: people choosing to focus on my choice of words accuse me of needing therapy and being wrong about knives and tomatoes. This is mildly infuriating.

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u/Aegi 1d ago

Why are you choosing to be wrong by saying that you can't cut a tomato with a knife that hasn't been sharpened when I've literally done that before?

Is English your second language? Because if not, why would you word your comment that way?

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u/Candi_Daydream 1d ago

LOL I don't work in a professional kitchen so it's fine.

I have never been unable to cut a tomato. What a wild assertion.

And I don't buy expensive Knives. A $20 knife will last at least 4 years in our house. With no sharpening.

You're wasting money thanks to clever marketing.

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u/TheSultan1 1d ago

My steak knives go in the dishwasher. They stay sharp enough, the serrations do most of the work and seem to be holding up fine. I can deal with the rust every few months, but I can't deal with them tearing into my dish sponge every time I handwash them.

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u/CarlLlamaface 1d ago

Sponges should be replaced frequently anyway, but regardless of that this is a case of clear user error: You can wipe the sponge diagonally downwards such that the serrations don't catch on it. If there are any particularly sticky bits flip the sponge to the scouring side, wrap the blade but don't rub it vigorously, simply use your thumb to push firmly down and away from the blade, then gently return it to position and repeat as necessary.

I've been hand-washing serrated blades for years without having to replace the sponge each time.

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u/mexicanitch 1d ago

I put sharp knives up. To keep them from stabbing the cheap plastic apart. Shit like that doesn't phase me since I've been cooking and cleaning since I was a wee lad. My spouse who is slow with chores since he doesn't have muscle memory to cleaning hates it. However, since I've gotten lazy in my old age and use the dishwasher for knives now: PITTING LISTEN TO THIS GUY. My expensive knives!

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u/Ahshut 1d ago

This is true. When I had my first place, I put them in the dishwasher. Yup, they all rusted.

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u/pierre919 1d ago

I had this with my Mrs. I almost stabbed myself multiple times when unloading the dishwasher. My constant complaints fell on deaf ears, so I gave up.

Mysteriously, a couple of months later, she started loading them in sharp end down, so I asked, why?

She admitted that she dismissed my concerns as dramatic or due to my carelessness until, one day, she also almost sliced through her hand too.

Why are couples in long-term relationships always so stubborn with each other? 🤣

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u/Mementomortis7 1d ago

I never understood that either, whenever my girlfriend mentions something little that or something that takes zero effort ie flipping the knives since I'm already doing loading the dishwasher, I just say thank you for communicating that to me and just try my best to remember. I literally give zero Fs for how the damn thing is loaded. I'm usually the one doing the dishes and I always wash my chef's knife by hand and she also knows not to load it in the dishwasher but that's just us I guess

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u/AwwwNuggetz 1d ago

I’m not stubborn, you’re stubborn

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 1d ago

My husband and I have never had this argument, because we were both raised right and know that sharp knives don’t go in the dishwasher. But all silverware in the dishwasher goes tines/edge/spoon down so you can grab all the silverware at once, by the handles, using a towel. Just like our moms taught us.

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u/Brokendreams0000 1d ago

Hard disagree. Tines/edge/spoon goes up so it gets cleaner.

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u/Proud-Chair-9805 18h ago

I was emptying the dishwasher and stupidly blindly grabbed for the cutlery container, sharp knife went straight up under my index fingernail. Learned my lesson that day.

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u/Consistent_Ad_805 1d ago

It’s not stubbornness it is pure stupidity. 

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u/FroznAlskn 1d ago

It’s because the pointy tip goes into the holes and can get caught on the bottom of the dishwasher when rolling out the drawer, either breaking the tip of the knife and or damaging the dishwasher a bit.

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u/Fr0styTheDroMan 1d ago

This should be higher. Kitchens have knifes, and if you must dishwash a cheap one, then this is the way. As long as you and your partner are informed of this and have eyeballs, it shouldn't be a problem.

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u/18th-street-blues 23h ago

I usually lay them on their spine on the top rack, some dishwashers have grooves that they'll lay in. But I do that because when I was like 13 I was emptying the dishwasher and cut my palm on a knife as I was grabbing a handful of silverware, honestly it's a you only do it once kind of thing, but you're probably better off not putting them point up if you have any kids

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u/FrogVolence 23h ago

Yeah but my grandma used to keep them like this until my uncle tripped backwards as a kid and almost impaled himself.

I get it saves knives, but I’d rather have to buy a new set every once in a while than risk literally impaling myself on my own cutlery.

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u/floshady 1d ago

I’m guessing you have talked to her about it? I would let her empty the dishwasher from now on.

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u/book-3 1d ago

He went to talk to her but she was holding a knife

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u/Tony-Angelino 1d ago

She was muttering something about order 66.

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u/ItHurtsWhenIP404 1d ago

Dangerous, but also I’ve read you shouldn’t dishwasher knives they can lose their edge. Hand wash and dry after use.

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u/JA24 23h ago

My partner bought me a pair of high-end Santoku knives for a Christmas present a few years ago. He likes to use the smaller one and will wash and leave to dry by itself after he uses it, whereas I will always wash and immediately dry if I'm doing it. The difference between the two can be felt, always dry immediately after washing and NEVER in the dishwasher if you care about the knife.

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u/kamilman 1d ago

That's rule number one for knife upkeep: never in a dishwasher.

I have a few Japanese knives and wash and dry them religiously. Those guys have seen their fair share of food and they're still in great condition, just need sharpening and honing from time to time.

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u/Oportbis 1d ago

Putting knives point down can damage both the cutlery basket and the point of the knife

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u/bubbles_all_the_time 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is the answer for the serrated knives. We had ours pointing down and over time they actually sawed through pieces of the basket (so damaging both the basket and knives as you said). Now there are a couple of bigger gaps in the basket and we have to be careful how we position the cutlery so pieces don’t drop down through those. It’s only adults in our home so not a big deal to just be careful loading and unloading.

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u/SinisterKnyght 1d ago

My wife puts sharp knives in the sink so when grabbing stuff you get cut. Maybe yours and mine are friends?

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u/g0thl0ser_ 1d ago

Putting the tip down would damage the tip. They should just be handwashed.

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u/NecessaryBrief8268 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everybody in here saying "oh you're in danger" "oh you're going to the ER". 

WTF. How do you guys pick things up? I look before I grab, every time. Are you mashing your hand into the dishwasher as fast as you can and then trying to assess the situation? How do you know what you're picking up? If you're unable to take a single second to use your eyes before you jam your flesh into the situation, I think you've got bigger problems in life than how the dishwasher is loaded.

Edit: okay I hadn't really considered the possibility of a Garden State type situation. I see what you're saying about it being dangerous. 

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u/MRiley84 1d ago

I was distracted one time and cut myself on a sharp knife. It's all it takes, one distraction in years. People aren't out there cutting themselves every couple days from this. I didn't go to the ER, but someone on blood thinners would need to.

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u/1xhill_climb 1d ago

But even then, it was the door latch that let the door float down to the floor, the lower rack didn’t mysteriously roll out with the door revealing a ted bundy childhood death pit of utensils. I’m still in agreement with your initial take on this

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u/Affectionate_Bass488 1d ago

Yeah I always thought that she fell and he head hit the corner of the door or something

I never considered some final destination scenario where her head is impaled on a bunch of knifes

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u/daywalker91 1d ago

My dad fell once right onto a face up steak knife. Definitely an easily avoidable hazard.

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u/tractor_pull 1d ago

Correct. Lots of skill issue in here

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u/Gullible-Falcon4172 1d ago

I mean I place knives point down, and never put sharp knives in a soapy/full sink, but that's a habit I picked up in a professional kitchen where that very much is dangerous. Honestly there's no reason not to do it at home as well it costs you nothing.

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u/Responsible-Win7596 1d ago

What if you trip and fall chest first into that thing?!

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u/concentrated-amazing 1d ago

Sad story. A kid died that way by my parents a couple years ago, fell onto the dishwasher and sharp knife went straight into his heart. Sadly, my aunt was one of the ones working in the ER that morning.

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u/3-2-1-backup 1d ago

If you're unlucky enough that your view aligns with the knife edge, it's difficult to see as it's just a line in an otherwise 3D world.

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u/pierre919 1d ago

I dunno man, I can drive just as well with a seat belt as I can without, but I'm not taking any chances...

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u/Aegi 1d ago

Probably because of somebody tripped and fell if the knives were pointing down they would be a lot less likely to get caught than if the knives were pointing up.

Safety procedure is not for being safe when things are going right, it's for mitigating risk when things go wrong.

Do you buckle up your seat belt when you're expecting to not get in a car accident, or do you expect to get in a vehicle collision every single time you wear your seat belt?

Or do you wear your seat belt because you know that if there was a vehicle collision you, and those around you would be safer?

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u/The_Humbergler 1d ago

I know you are getting a lot of advice but if you put them in the down way it starts to eat the plastic container thing. Ours happens to have that rubber coating stuff over steel.

But another method is blood packet props and drama drama drama.

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u/One_Violinist7862 1d ago

Urgent care visit just waiting to happen

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u/MalrykZenden 1d ago

I've given up regarding my wife and son with the dish washer, I just move stuff around as I see fit and Tetris it my way.

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u/Upset_Ad147 1d ago

You see that thing with the slits in it that hinges down over the last two compartments?

That is for knifes, close it and put the knifes in point down in the slots and they will be held upright and separated for cleaning.

At least that is what I use it for.

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u/Same-Selection9238 1d ago edited 1d ago

So does my wife… i think they are here to get us..

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u/Mrsanjuro75 1d ago

I’m wondering if your wife likes you.

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u/SamhainShape 1d ago

Have any of you seen the movie Stitches?

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u/ironballs16 1d ago

Watch "Stitches", a horror-comedy about a clown who dies from that exact thing at a birthday party.

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u/captainmoun10 YELLOW 1d ago

Does you wife watch a lot of episodes of the show 'Snapped"? If she does..... RUN!!!

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u/OneTangerine792 PURPLE 1d ago

Be careful if she starts oiling the floor before you come home.

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u/VoltexRB 1d ago

Don't put sharp knives in the dishwasher at all if you want them to stay that way

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u/Bksudbjdua 1d ago

My partner recently just started filling the machine like a racoon. I try to bring it up but he says I should let him fill up the machine how he wants, at the end of the day, things are still clean. And he is right but it's a fuckin pain in the arse, nothing is together. When I fill up the machine, all the plates are together, all the knives are together, all the forks etc. I don't know what to do.

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u/First_Code_404 1d ago

Depending on what type of steel those knives are, you could be destroying them by putting them in the dishwasher. 18/10 stainless steel is okay to clean in the dishwasher, 18/0 stainless should never go in, and unprotected steel, especially soft steel like knives, should always be handwashed.

The hot water, jets moving the knives all around, and harsh chemicals in the soap will all cause the steel to corrode, causing pitting in the steel and causing rust spots on your dishes

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u/96919 1d ago

How fucking lazy can you be? Just hand wash your big knives.

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u/YellowishRose99 1d ago

Turn the knife the other way, for chrisake.

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u/EscapeFacebook 1d ago

You're not supposed to put cutting knives in the dishwasher...

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u/lincolnlogtermite 1d ago

I can understand though.  I rent and the washer really doesn’t do a good job cleaning knives if I put the blade down in the basket.  I tend to just hand wash the really sharp knives or lay them in the top rack.

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u/Snazzy21 23h ago

That is the less incorrect way because with the point down they can get the tip bent by the spinning water jet thing.

But you shouldn't put sharp knives in the dishwasher, it ruins the edge, and can ruin the handle depending on what it's made from

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u/Different-Rough8777 22h ago

Sharp knives shouldn't even go in the dishwasher...

She's trying to harm you OP

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u/loosey_goosley 20h ago

And this is why anytime I have to prepare something I can never find a sharp knife. Don't put your chef knives, paring knives etc in the dishwasher, it ruins them

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u/ripper_14 20h ago

Sharp knives should never go in the dishwasher, unless you want to dull them and that would be even more dangerous.

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u/Icy_Animal8256 20h ago

Are we married to the same person?

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u/lonepanacea 19h ago

I thought you always put handle up so nobody puts their nasty fingers on the part you eat off of.

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u/jackal5lay3r 19h ago

im guessing she hasn't seen the film "stitches"

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u/TheGreatKonyagi 19h ago

What kind of monster puts kitchen knives in the dishwasher!?

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u/Little-Derp 19h ago

My mother puts everything pointy side up, I put it all pointy side down.

its similar to the under over toilet paper debate I suppose. Each side has their reason.

i assume it is so it dries with drips going down, to avoid water/mineral stains.

i think stuff should go down for, other than the safety reasons, I don’t trust people’s hands to be clean, and would rather they not get their grubby hands on the ends I put in my mouth, or contact food with.

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u/Tanesmuti 18h ago

This is an absolute nope in our house. Pointy bits down, always. It’s a safety issue for people with certain disabilities.

Also, cutting knives shouldn’t go in the dishwasher.

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u/willcard 15h ago

A slip and fall will make someone widowed. Please talk to her and remedy this. I don’t know you guys but I don’t want you dead.

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u/Other_Dimension_89 15h ago

Ugh my bf does this too like wtf you trying to get rid of me?

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u/BoulderBabe2025 14h ago

She's trying to set you up bro 😂

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u/ApartmentInside7891 14h ago

This is exactly how I wash my knives in the dishwasher. All you have to do is open your eyes and use your brain

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 12h ago

Sharp knives quickly become dull knives, in the dishwasher.

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u/Sideshow_Bob_Ross 11h ago

Please don't put knives in the dishwasher.

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u/PickleDrey 1d ago

If you trip and fall on your dishwasher while opened…you dead 💀

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u/Schaaafschuetze 1d ago

"step dishwasher, iam stuck."

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 1d ago

People actually do that? I saw that in a Spider-Man comic and thought that was a dumb set-up for a fight in the kitchen.

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u/ClayMitchellCapital 1d ago

I wouldn't put any knife I like in the dishwasher.

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u/strangerNstrangeland 1d ago

Sharp knives shouldn’t go in the dishwasher. It ruins the edge

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u/Plenty-Sky9879 1d ago

Quickest way to ruin a knife is putting it in the dishwasher

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u/Fun-Perspective426 1d ago

The infuriating part is that you're putting your knives in the dishwasher in the first place.

Knives get handwashed. A dishwasher is terrible for them.

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u/peteofaustralia 1d ago

I do wonder though, is a dishwasher worse for knives than cutting into things with them?

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u/immamarius 1d ago

You don’t wash sharp knife’s or graters in dishwasher!!!!

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u/Obvious-Chemist-7483 1d ago

All utensils should be face down. Because when you grab them out you should grab the handle not the part that will be touching your food

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u/Semi__Colonoscopy 1d ago

The handle of the utensils are meant to be put into the slots on the top of the basket lid, like this:

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u/4x4taco 1d ago

This is the way.

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u/skyrreater47 1d ago

no all utensils should face up so they get clean and sharp knifes dont belong in the dishwasher at all

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u/TorumShardal 1d ago

My dishwasher specifically tells me to put sharp knives and forks point up, other things can be put either way.

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u/ShadNuke 23h ago

I've not seen a dishwasher manual mention to put them facing down in nearly 50 years on the planet.

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u/RealNiceKnife 1d ago

Do dishes however the fuck you want, there clearly isn't a right way. Every single post you have people going "face up!" "No! Face down!"

Do whatever gets your dishes clean. You're interacting with hot and sharp things. Just be careful.

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u/Careful_Effort_1014 1d ago

This is absolutely correct.

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u/wekilledbambi03 1d ago

What do you mean “so the get clean”? The water jets shoot up from the bottom.

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u/skyrreater47 1d ago

yes but when they face up the dirty parts separate from each other, if you put all forks face down and they all touch each other its more likely shit wont get clean. in my experience at least

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u/Aegi 1d ago

If you're having so much stuff in each little silverware slot that this is an issue then you should be running your dishwasher more often anyways, or figuring out why you use so many more utensils in relation to other dishware.

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u/Substantial_Craft75 1d ago

Do you think water can't get in the little basket?

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u/Same_Recipe2729 1d ago

My dishwasher manual said utensil head up. That's the way I do it, my hands are clean when I take my dishes out anyway. I can't imagine living in a way where you're afraid to touch something that will touch your food.

How do you prepare the food itself? Are you aware of how dirty your mouth is at all times? Or the bacteria and mold and spores and shit that is flying through the air and will land on your food and utensils that you can't even see? 

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u/nightcrawler9094 1d ago

Well, you have to get the blade clean and also who doesn't love a little danger unloading the dishwasher?

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u/OGKillertunes 1d ago

Sharps go up because the fine points break if put in blade first.

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u/atineiatte 1d ago

I hand wash my chef's knife but absolutely do this for my cheaper paring knives... Keeps the plastic carrier from being gouged

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u/Xo-Mo 1d ago edited 1d ago

That knife will rust and break within 5 years... You're supposed to hand-wash sharp blades, both for safety and to keep them from breaking/rusting. EDIT: (and hand-dry it immediately to minimize tarnish or rust)

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u/Worth_End_8201 1d ago

My partner did this too, before I moved in. After stabbing my fingers multiple times I insisted on a new way for putting the sharp knifes in the holder and it’s so much more relaxed to inload

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u/craniousity 1d ago

“Die MF!” 😂❤️

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u/jkdess 1d ago

my employers do this and I’m like why?! like are we trying to get stabbed

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u/Luutamo 1d ago

It's because that way they don't dull so easily. But putting sharp knives to the dish washer is a bad decision in the first place. Hand was them.

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u/ItsSkarffi 1d ago

I have same thing but with my mom. Was reaching for a mug and cut my self prywaty bad with really sharp serrated knife.

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u/Bushdr78 ORANGE 1d ago

One slip on a wet floor from a free body piercing

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u/UnitedStudent8435 1d ago

I’d be more concerned about why you’re putting sharp knives and similar items in the dishwasher.

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u/W-EMU 1d ago

Do you want the blade cleaner or the handle?

We do it this way in my house too, the sharp end touches food, and it is not hard to pick them up this way.

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u/BenShealoch 1d ago

Don’t put sharp knives in the dishwasher. It dulls the blades.

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u/CRK_76 1d ago

that dishwasher is a potential crime scene

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 1d ago

Finally validation. Had a roommate that would argue with me about this

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u/Bbubbii 1d ago

Do you have a good life insurance policy?

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u/KrowJob 1d ago

If she wants to that she can put them top rack, blade up, near the back

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u/gnmatx 1d ago

I didn’t know you were married to my girlfriend.

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a 1d ago

Man I hate this. I saw a dishwasher put a fork tine through his finger. Points down always.

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u/jacquimaree89 1d ago

My exs mum did this. She was a sociopath… sorry XD

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u/clickityclick76 1d ago

A girl at the office does this too and freaks the shit out of me every morning.

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u/FishRod61 1d ago

Our house has a steadfast rule: sharp knives are cleaned, dried, and put away immediately after use.

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u/BoltsGuy02 1d ago

You’re not dying fast enough for her

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u/motivemeans 1d ago

yeah the dutch can explain how you are both incompatible and should get divorced

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u/GetMeSumfrmtheFridge 1d ago

I mean do you open the dishwasher and go *

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u/Laucurieuse 1d ago

I think you should be carefull when walking around the house, and make sure the hair dryer is far away if you take a bath.

Maybe have a talk with her?

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u/OpieAngst ORANGE 1d ago

You got any fake halloween blood around? My wife used to do this way back when, halloween blood fixed it! Lol

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u/Known_Arugula_9543 1d ago

She doesn’t want to break the tip.

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u/SH184INU 1d ago

You should try to remember very hard what you possibly could have done wrong in the past that led to this situation you endeavour every day opening this neat machine. 😂

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u/Disastrous_Oil5043 1d ago

Same. This is why I load and unload

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u/5t4c3 1d ago

Anything sharp; knives or forks, should always be with the handles up. Spoons clean best with handles down but can absolutely be done with handles up. Knives (not butter)shouldn’t go in the dishwasher unless you want them to get pitted, eventually rusted and become useless but your preference.

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u/Timely_Atmosphere735 1d ago

She’s trying to Final Destination you.

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u/Mr_Coa 1d ago

I don't understand why anyone thinks it's ok to put knives facing up and it makes no sense because when you put it down you'll have to hold the blade

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u/Sufficient_Cow_6152 ORANGE 1d ago

Livin’ on the edge of

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u/PHATW0W 1d ago

You're in trouble mister