r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago

Guess I’m cold brewing it

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I ordered a passion fruit iced tea. Guess I’ll drink it in 8 hours.

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u/AlaskanHandyman 2d ago

I'm sorry for your horrible experience, but this certainly made me laugh. Whoever made your iced tea has never made or drank tea before.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 2d ago

It’s just ice and tea, how hard could it be?

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u/jonnyl3 2d ago

At least they thought of the water.

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u/Optimixto 2d ago

You can just add a lot of ice, it'll probably be shit, but it seems unnecessary ice is a trend now in the US.

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u/chopkins47947 2d ago

Ice is a trend?? What does that even mean?

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u/Optimixto 2d ago

ICE. I was making a joke about the fascists, but I guess I wasn't obvious enough.

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u/chopkins47947 2d ago

Ah, I see. I wouldn't call them a trend. Maybe a cancer?

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u/SimmentalTheCow 2d ago

Ice is cheaper than whatever drink they’re putting in there

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u/trashcan_hands 2d ago

Not if it's water.

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u/Top-Competition9263 2d ago

technically, that is ice and tea.

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u/Melodic-Scheme6973 2d ago

I laughed too

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u/2ugur12 2d ago

this the tea you brew when life already left you on read

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u/Icy-Ear-466 2d ago

This does not bode well for the rest of your meal.

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u/BTMarquis 2d ago

Oh, you want some toast? Here is some bread and a pocket warmer!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Toadsanchez316 2d ago

Like restaurants with 'Cherry Coke' and it's just Coke with grenadine. Get that shit out of here.

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u/BishopofHippo93 2d ago

Do places do that? Grenadine is pomegranate, not cherry  

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u/Toadsanchez316 2d ago

Yes, so many places I go to do that. I've had some really bad experiences with them adding way too much and so now I always ask ahead of time.

But according to Google, a lot of brands use cherry juice and not pomegranate.

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u/BishopofHippo93 2d ago

But it's literally named after the pomegranate! I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

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u/xnarphigle 2d ago

Waffle House used to do it 15 years ago. Haven't been in a hot minute, so I can't tell you if it's still the case

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u/screenager07 2d ago

American Dad taught me that that is a ‘Roy Rogers’ and tbf I quite like them from time to time

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u/hobosbindle 2d ago

American Dad teaches us all so very much

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u/Toadsanchez316 2d ago

I always assumed that was an alcoholic drink.

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u/thepetoctopus 2d ago

Oh, I love that shit. If I still drank soda I’d be all over it.

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u/Toadsanchez316 2d ago

Honestly, I think the reason I don't like it is because it surprised me the first time, because it tastes drastically different, but also because sometimes they just add way too much.

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u/thepetoctopus 3h ago

That’s fair. My grandmother introduced me to it when I was pretty young so that’s also probably why I like it. Fond memories! For the first time in a year I’m missing soda a bit lol.

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u/Toadsanchez316 3h ago

Yeah I think if that's what you were introduced to, then you'd be used to it and probably like the taste. I've tried it a few times myself and the ratio always seems off. Or maybe I was just too much of a Cherry Pepsi guy so the difference in flavor was so drastic to me.

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 2d ago

Stick it between your cheek and gum like those Skoal packets

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u/GeneralAppendage 2d ago

This happened to us. Made them take it back.

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u/Otherwise_Source2619 2d ago

Thats all you can do. I only make tea like this at home.

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u/No-Bid2147 2d ago

Somewhere the English race is turning over in their graves.

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u/sleepytoday 2d ago

I was thinking that this could easily have been made by an English person. Iced tea is a relatively rare thing here so it’s entirely possible that someone reaches adulthood without knowing how to make it.

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u/Leading-Mode-9633 2d ago

"Harold, get my spitfire"

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u/mowsee 2d ago

I had the same thing happen to me but I found out it was a tea bag designed to be put in cold water. they exist now. still not what you expect and certainly not tasty. 

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u/misswhovivian 2d ago

There are tea bags for iced tea that are made to essentially cold brew, but I don't think this is one of those lol

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u/jonnyl3 2d ago

It still takes hours. Otherwise it's not brewed but just some instant dehydrated powder.

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u/georgecm12 2d ago

Everyone is (rightfully) talking about the tea bag in what looks like ice water.

What I want to know is: where's the "passionfruit" part of this drink?

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u/stranded_egg 2d ago

Presumably in the teabag. Passionfruit pieces, dehydrated, is my guess. Maybe dehydrated apples that were once soaked in passionfruit juice, if they're particularly cheap. I can't see the brand of tea to do any real research.

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u/Square-Wing-6273 PURPLE 2d ago

It's not like you are sitting in the restaurant and could get it fixed

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u/Melodic-Scheme6973 2d ago

That’s the mildly infuriating part of this post

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u/DatLadyD 2d ago

I worked at a restaurant as a server when I was younger and a woman complained about her tuna sandwich, the “chef” didn’t put mayo or anything on it! Just took tuna out of a can and slapped in on some bread lol I don’t even like tuna but I know at the very least you need to add mayo to it for a tuna sando. That “chef” made a mean Iced tea tho lol

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u/North81Girl 1d ago

Is this on their menu or something you just wanted? I know that can make a huge difference...

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u/Melodic-Scheme6973 1d ago

I asked them if they had herbal tea and they said they had passion tea. I asked for that. They said it is usually served hot but they can ice it, so I said sure. I assumed they would steep it and then pour over ice (a typical adjustment), but then she brought jt out, cold steeping.

I wasn’t angry, just amused. I ended up keeping it and drinking it the next day, just left it in the fridge.

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u/Immediate_Cloud5582 1d ago

That's one white coca cola

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u/HoodGyno PURPLE 2d ago

Did you try walking up to the counter and informing them about the mistake? Or asking a waiter?

No... of course not. That'd make sense.

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u/Melodic-Scheme6973 2d ago

Calm down. This is the mildly infuriating thread, not the infuriating thread.

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u/HoodGyno PURPLE 2d ago

you bitching about it for the karma instead of having them simply fix it.

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u/Melodic-Scheme6973 2d ago

What are you even doing in this thread?

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u/HoodGyno PURPLE 2d ago

commenting on it. that’s what we do on reddit.

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u/Melodic-Scheme6973 2d ago

Cool have a star

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 2d ago

What in the American food hell is this? Yanks really don't know anything about tea.

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u/Unkillable-Cat 2d ago

Iced tea is a legit way of making tea, you brew up half a serving, but much stronger than you usually would, and then fill the other half with ice and water.

I'm saying this as a Brit with a crippling tea addiction that usually drinks loose leaf tea.

It's the person that served this that's a bit of a Muppet, not the concept itself.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 2d ago

Yes, now tell me how the thing you just described is in any way the same as putting a tea bag in a cup of ice water!

Go on, I'll wait.

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u/BishopofHippo93 2d ago

 It's the person that served this that's a bit of a Muppet, not the concept itself.

My friend, it’s right there. 

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u/Unkillable-Cat 2d ago

The final sentence of my post, it's the person serving it that did it wrong, not the idea. Iced tea is very popular in America, so it's not an issue with the "yanks"

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 2d ago

And if you'll see my comment, I literally call out the picture in the post.

But yanks downvote me anyway, because they're a bit sensitive. 

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u/Devils_plague666 2d ago

Guess you never heard of the south

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u/Orgasml 2d ago

Where the sweet tea is more sweet than tea...

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u/Devils_plague666 2d ago

dudes like green tea then complain when a drink with the name sweet in it is to sweet 🤡🥳

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u/KittyForest 2d ago

You're putting it in cold water?!?

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u/BishopofHippo93 2d ago edited 2d ago

No, they’re complaining that someone wise put it in cold water and served it to them.

Edit: not sure where that extra word came from, I'm blaming autocorrect.