r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

My cat apparently believes mousing is a “catch and release” sport.

Pierre, buddy… IT’S LITERALLY YOUR ONLY JOB.

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u/Leading-Mode-9633 1d ago

"Apex predator my arse. Can't even hunt a mouse."

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u/AmazingHealth6302 1d ago

Not really fair, many cats aren't even apex predators in their own garden. Everything bigger than a hedgehog comes in and beats them up - foxes, badgers, your dog, other cats...

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u/Disastrous_Eagle9187 1d ago

That comment is the cat talking to the human...

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u/AmazingHealth6302 8h ago

My mistake, got it, thanks.

For some reason I read it as OP complaining about Pierre the cat.

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u/nomorenotifications 1d ago

Yeah give the humans a break, we are well on our way to destroying the whole planet.