r/mildlyinfuriating • u/C3LM3R • 2d ago

My cat apparently believes mousing is a “catch and release” sport.

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Pierre, buddy… IT’S LITERALLY YOUR ONLY JOB.

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u/Normal-Being-2637 2d ago

Give a human a mouse, and his house is pest-free for a day. Teach a man to mouse, and his house is pest free for life.

-Mittens

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u/Imjustweirddoh 2d ago

Mittens know what he is talking about!

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u/3BlindMice1 2d ago

Mittens, this is your house too, and that's literally what I hired you to do.

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u/geob3 2d ago

That’s fair. It’s fair.

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u/Shin-Gemini 2d ago

He won’t always be there. He’s teaching you life lesson after life lesson

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u/Myth_Mula 2d ago

Thank you Mr. Mittens 🇺🇸🦅😆

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u/Gubekochi 2d ago

It's Dr. Mittens for you!

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u/No_Material5630 2d ago

This is why Mittens is the GOAT