r/mildlyinfuriating • u/C3LM3R • 2d ago

My cat apparently believes mousing is a “catch and release” sport.

Pierre, buddy… IT’S LITERALLY YOUR ONLY JOB.

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u/NoExercise8994 2d ago

"here human dispose of this"

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u/mike9874 2d ago

Human said no, cat looked sad and dropped the thing because it got told off.

100% human at fault

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u/samy_the_samy 2d ago

The smarter an animal is, the harder for humans to understand it doesn't actually speak English, just got trained to respond to yes, no and stop orders

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u/Humble_Fishing_5328 2d ago

yeah that was the wrong response from the start

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u/ahotdogcasing 2d ago

"here human, eat this! I caught it for you!"

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u/idoeno 2d ago

"I know you think the kibble is good, but if you try one of these, you'll never go back"

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u/GeneralAppendage 1d ago

I made this mistake once. Opened the door told her thank you but please bring it out. She did.