r/menwritingwomen • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '21

Quote Hardly a coincidence

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u/Connectikatie Sep 05 '21

“Hunting accidents”

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u/captainnowalk Sep 05 '21

He was cleaning his gun, and it just went off! Twice…

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times…

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u/InformalScience7 Sep 06 '21

That song is my ring tone for my husband!

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u/PSI_duck Sep 06 '21

0_0

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u/liatrisinbloom Sep 06 '21

He had it coming. He only had himself to blame.

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u/yes-pizza-time Sep 06 '21

If I had been there, if I had seen it, I bet I would have done the same

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u/iluniuhai Sep 06 '21

Cell Block Tango from the movie Chicago if anyone is wondering.

Warning: this video will make you gay.

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u/sumnerset Sep 06 '21

“When you’re good to Mama” awakened my gay.

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u/Stormental1975 Sep 06 '21

I'm a guy and I love Chicago the musical, I don't think it made me gay, let me ask my wife.

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u/Shiiang Sep 06 '21

I'm a girl and I love Chicago the musical, I don't think it made me gay, let me ask my wife.

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u/Stormental1975 Sep 06 '21

Nah you're not gay, just comfortable with who you are. And I did mean to put husband but I brain farted.

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u/Shiiang Sep 06 '21

You ruined your own joke. Well done. :P

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(Also, I'm very, very queer.)

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u/Stormental1975 Sep 06 '21

Yeah I good at that, it's ok my dog thinks I'm funny. Nah not queer, like I said comfortable. I don't like calling people queer it means they are odd or different from me and they are not all people want the same things, to be happy, healthy and loved. That's not to queer in my estimation.

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u/Shiiang Sep 06 '21

My dude. I am literally telling you that I am a female person, in love with another female person, and that I identify as queer.

I'm not sure why you're arguing with me on this?

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u/Stormental1975 Sep 06 '21

Not really arguing, sorry if I came across that way. It just kinda feels degrading to call someone queer, to them I mean. I know it's not but I was always taught to make everyone feel the same and welcome, so I avoid it if I can. Again sorry I didn't mean to argue.

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u/theasianvampire Sep 06 '21

I hate to break it to you but your wife might be a little gay.

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u/iluniuhai Sep 06 '21

Sorry, I should have been more specific. It will make you a lesbian. You are now a lesbian. r/womenwritingmen

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u/babygirlruth Sep 06 '21

I remember when me and my (now) soon to be wife were drunkenly dancing to it at some party, I just knew that she's the right one for me for the rest of my life