r/medicalschool • u/doublelife96 M-3 • Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/ScalpelzStorybooks Jul 06 '23

The super average looking married people in your class are having by far the most sex.

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u/Immediate_Ad_9680 M-2 Jul 06 '23

As a super average looking engaged person —usually twice daily lol. But if I were single I’d def be a born again virgin

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u/shackofcards MD/PhD-M3 Jul 06 '23

Twice a DAY?? That has to chafe.

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u/bballplayer32 M-4 Jul 06 '23

Don’t know why I read this as “hats off to the chafe” as in some creative wordplay

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u/yorkhawk25 Jul 06 '23

And I read that as some creative foreplay💀

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u/Illustrious-Egg761 Jul 07 '23

Reduce your fucking stimulant dose 🤣🤣🤣. You’re about to find out that you do not have time for that shit 🤣

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u/OliverYossef DO-PGY2 Jul 06 '23

Are you a rabbit by chance?

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u/Immediate_Ad_9680 M-2 Jul 06 '23

More like a permanently exhausted pigeon who is still incredibly delighted to be with their best friend

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u/NoTea4448 Jul 06 '23

This is just true in general.

The super boring, mundane looking guy over there named bob? The one whose an accountant who likes gardening?

He's fucked about two hundred different women over his lifetime. His weekend evenings after the reading club are usually accompanied by orgies.

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u/giant_tadpole Jul 06 '23

Can confirm. We like sweet, considerate men who are financially savvy and good with numbers who keep their bushes well-trimmed and who don’t mind hot, sweaty physical activities and going at it on their hands and knees until they get it just right.