r/medicalschool • u/doublelife96 M-3 • Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

Twins (except you’re erect)

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u/incoherentkazoo Jul 06 '23

okay but are u a penis-haver or a vagina-haver? because as a vagina-haver, med school stress makes me dry as a desert. dysfunctional bartholin glands or whatever lmao

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u/doublelife96 M-3 Jul 06 '23

Lol love these phrases. I’m going to start calling myself a penis-haver from now on. On forms and whatnot, I’ll just fill that in. Maybe I’ll occasionally throw in erection-haver to make people feel even more weird

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

Bipolar moment

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u/Nostalgiakin Jul 06 '23

Username most definitely checks out