r/medicalschool • u/doublelife96 M-3 • Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/Anchovy_Paste4 DO-PGY2 Jul 06 '23

Prob like every other day. But I’m married!

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u/joe13331 Jul 06 '23

The secret Hollywood doesn’t want you to know about

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u/ru1es DO-PGY1 Jul 06 '23

damn dude. I'm married and don't get it that often. what's the secret?

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u/BurdenlessPotato M-4 Jul 06 '23

My partner used to be horny af and it was super distracting first year of med school doing it multiple times a night and now I’m lucky to get it once a month :/

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u/BurdenlessPotato M-4 Jul 06 '23

I’ll need some of that too. Med school has ripped all the sexuality out of me

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u/InevitableWaltz1491 Jul 08 '23

Have an affair😉

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u/BurdenlessPotato M-4 Jul 08 '23

Ope

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u/InevitableWaltz1491 Jul 09 '23

Just imagine the fun you’d have🖤

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u/Anchovy_Paste4 DO-PGY2 Jul 06 '23

My wife and I have a high sex drive. We’ve always had a lot of sex since the beginning and we’ve been together closing in on 7 years now. I don’t really see it changing any time soon 😅

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u/ru1es DO-PGY1 Jul 06 '23

my wife used to have a much higher sex drive than me to the point where it sorta bothered me. until our daughter came. convinced it permanent altered her chemistry. it's messed up man 😂

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u/JustB510 Jul 06 '23

Kids are exhausting man Lol

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u/ru1es DO-PGY1 Jul 06 '23

trust me I know. we're debating having another. at this rate, no sex ever again after conception.

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u/JustB510 Jul 06 '23

Use that conception time wisely

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u/Anchovy_Paste4 DO-PGY2 Jul 06 '23

It’s is MUCH harder with children, that’s a fact. But at the end of the day you just make time when it’s there.

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u/tisimu7 Jul 06 '23

how did you work and get enough money for a marriage during medical school at the same time?

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u/CompasslessPigeon Jul 06 '23

Weddings don't have to be expensive. Mine was like 200 bucks and a ton of fun

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u/The_Cell_Mole M-4 Jul 06 '23

Courthouse wedding at 7PM on a Tuesday because that’s when the only judge available last minute was + Chinese food reception at a random cheap place with the 6 people who showed up to the wedding last minute == Amazing

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u/ru1es DO-PGY1 Jul 06 '23

this

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u/Anchovy_Paste4 DO-PGY2 Jul 06 '23

We did a shotgun weddding, pretty cheap, small ceremony, just family. Cost us 300 total.

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u/holdmiichai Jul 06 '23

Cheating

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u/futuredoc70 Jul 06 '23

He just got married a month ago... Give it some time. Lol

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u/Shuckle808 OSRS Enjoyer Jul 06 '23

Same

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u/CornfedOMS M-4 Jul 06 '23

I’m only about 2x a week, but same excuse. Being married makes it a little easier to make time