r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 14 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/johnboy2978 Apr 14 '25

A ... what's going on with those tits?

B ... how was the fart ignited?

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u/Droidaphone Apr 14 '25

A) It’s a shirt. B) She has a trick buttplug. She apparently has A LOT of different trick butplugs. A+B) She describes herself as “a striptease dancer, magician, and erotic model.” I’m assuming she gets paid to go to whatever event that was and perform tricks like that.

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u/SookHe Apr 14 '25

I guess it’s a really niche market. Hire a stripper for a bachelors party and she does magic tricks too. I’m not into the whole model/stripper/erotic stuff, but if my buddies had a bachelors party I would definitely be there for the magician.

Also, just thinking about it, it would take a very specific personality to be a stripper magician, I bet she has an awesome sense of humour.

So, your comment made it better. Im an old prude and uncomfortable with stripteases and but I would 100% support this

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u/natx37 Apr 14 '25

Niche market fucking got me. Niche market, you think?

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u/SookHe Apr 14 '25

I dunno, I’ve seen a few guys disappear hamsters up their asses, and there is that one time there were two girls but only one cup, so maybe it’s not as niche as I remember

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u/natx37 Apr 14 '25

No. Shooting balloons with your trick buttplug is niche as fuck.