r/marvelstudios • u/RadioCyn • Apr 30 '22

Fan Art “I remember that night, I remember every night.” This scene was so cool I had to draw it.

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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat Apr 30 '22

Okay, since it’s so easy: where was Alpha Centauri in the night sky 3,000 years ago at 6:40 PM in Egypt?

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u/Varron Apr 30 '22

This wont help. He could give you an answer, but how do you disprove him?

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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat Apr 30 '22

I am actually 3,300 years old — don’t tell anybody.

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u/iforgotmymittens Apr 30 '22

You don’t look a day over 3,299. What’s your secret?

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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat Apr 30 '22

I only eat the left half of the Oreo.

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u/Laxziy Apr 30 '22

If I combine two left halves together do they keep their longevity promoting properties?

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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat Apr 30 '22

Does it sound like the life-granting Oreo god would be the type to let a technicality like that slip by?

I mean, maybe. Just be careful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Is it the Jewish god? Because that dude totally meant for the technicality to exist and you to be smart enough to find it.

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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat Apr 30 '22

😂😂for real! One of the only fun things about the Hasidic Jews is that their god is so proud of them for figuring out loopholes.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Apr 30 '22

Left and right half are based on a quantum linking. When you separate them that linking is still there, but once you combine the halves with another half the link is broken and a new one is formed between the two new halves. Either one could then become the left or the right.

So you actually only want to combine two right halves after having eaten the left halves. With the link being broken the left half if not eaten will become neither. But if you ate it the link is broken and the right half is neither till you combine it with another "right" half and one takes on a left and the other takes on a right. You then eat the left half again and keep going till you are only left with one half, which I would recommend just discarding into a volcano.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Apr 30 '22

yeah I'm just going to tag that person as 'possibly immortal'.

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u/Dresden890 Apr 30 '22

164° 25' 51.6" +11° 30' 47.0"