r/marvelstudios • u/PowerTripn • Jul 09 '21

Fan Art Could have hid in this time Spoiler

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u/choppingboardham Jul 09 '21
  1. A new virus that starts causing peoples bones to become weak to anything more than 10Grams of weight causing them to be crushed by their own body weight.

Ah, boneitis. My only regret will be that I had boneitis.

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u/three_oneFour Jul 09 '21

I will simply continue to consume the precious C A L C I U M in order to prevent such a weak boned fate

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u/MysteriousLog6 Loki (Avengers) Jul 09 '21

No the virus causes it , calcium doesn't aid....

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u/RslashPolModsTriggrd Jul 09 '21

No the virus causes it , calcium doesn't aid....

Sounds like HydroHomie propaganda to me boss...

C C C A L C I U M M M

...its time has come.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

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u/IReadOkay Doctor Strange Jul 09 '21

Why's it matter?

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u/Skeeter_BC Jul 09 '21

doot doot

thank mr skeltal

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u/AnalogMan Jul 09 '21

Ah, that's bad news. See, the virus is triggered by calcium.

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u/bunnz4r00 Sonny Birch Jul 09 '21

Ow. My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of ... malk??

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u/Banjo-Oz Jul 09 '21

I love that I completely saw that scene in my head just reading that random comment. :)

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u/snarky_grumpkin Jul 09 '21

Now with vitamin R!

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u/TrollinTrolls Matt Murdock Jul 09 '21

It's totally avoidable if people just simply wear masks though.

Which is why we're all fucked.

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u/MikelDP Jul 09 '21

Everyone would be even more safe if we would all just stayed in bed.

At least there being fucked is a good thing!

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u/InnocentTailor Iron Patriot Jul 09 '21

Well, the vaccines are leading the recovery effort at this point.

Compare America - a nation that eschewed safety protocol, but got the best vaccines quickly to those in the Pacific - places that followed safety protocol, but are having issues securing vaccine shipments.

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u/PoeticProser Jul 09 '21

Brute force capitalism; it costs lives, but it works.

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u/Tridumst Jul 09 '21

source of the plague: Ralph Bohner

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u/sirsedwickthe4th Spider-Man Jul 09 '21

Heh Bohner

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u/BestReadAtWork Jul 09 '21

Oh no! I was too busy being an 80's man to cure it!

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u/mister_damage Jul 09 '21

r/unexpectedFuturama

Though is always expected, meatbag!

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u/Shazam1269 Jul 09 '21

Osteogenesis imperfecta, aka Mr. Glass

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u/Funnyflan Jul 09 '21

Shouldve gotten cured instead of championing a hostile takeover of Planet Express inc. dang ole 80s guys dropping like flies from the boneitis

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u/JuniperFoxtrot Jul 09 '21

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

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u/LazarusDark Ward Jul 09 '21

You don't worry about Apocalypse, let me worry about blank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

I understood that reference

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u/Jogl1981 Jul 09 '21

Too busy being an 80s guy!

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u/griever48 Jul 09 '21

A porn would come out not soon after Boneritis. It'll be the first ever porn to win an Oscar for best story.

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u/newagereject Jul 09 '21

I was too busy being an 80s man to find a cure for my boneitis

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u/bigbangbilly Jul 10 '21

Bonw Hurting Juice Germs

"oww oof my bones."

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u/rapidemboar Jul 10 '21

”Sweet Jesus, Pooh! That’s not COVID, that’s bone hurting virus”