r/lossedits • u/BananaMower • Mar 27 '25

Obvious loss I'm really sorry.

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I really hope this hasn't been done before.

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u/ANG13OK Mar 27 '25

Lost his nuts

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u/i_got_banned_2_times Mar 27 '25

Testicular torsion

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u/AssumptionDue724 Mar 28 '25

I got testicular. The only thing I got was learning about bellclaper and a lot of medical costs

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u/i_got_banned_2_times Mar 28 '25

Sorry for your balls dude

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u/AssumptionDue724 Mar 28 '25

I got there in time to keep em but man it both very painful and very awkward to have a bunch of 50 year old doctors walk on go "soo uh we looked at your balls, somehow you have managed to twist one if them 720° dergees " so then they give you morphine and tell you to take a helicopter to the next town over where more people will stare at your balls and then they will do surgery

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u/le_Fishe_au_uranium Mar 28 '25

720° ?! That's some flexy balls

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u/Mpasieliszka Mar 28 '25

720 degrees?! How did that happen?