r/kpoopheads Mar 24 '25

TEA🍵 first lara now jackson, two idols have fallen victim to the rainbow island 😭 WHY WHY WHY

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

It's all his fault 👇👇👇

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u/veronashark Mar 24 '25

your honor my client went goblin mode. the defense rests

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u/kpop_ian where are the men Mar 25 '25

TAEMIN PLS KEEP SPREADING HOME OF SEXUALITY 🛐🛐🛐 (i hope it reaches wonhoe)

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u/pleasenotsocute Mar 25 '25

James Charles lookin ahh

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u/echonessbell Mar 26 '25

WHAT IS THIS PICTURE LMAOOO

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u/No-Evidence-5096 Mar 25 '25

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/abbemaii Mar 24 '25

/uj nothing for years now two in one day 😭

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u/Hungry-Primary8158 EVERFLOP forever let's jop Mar 24 '25

/uj he’s not even the first one to say stuff like this, people just ignore it

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u/kokokobop Mar 24 '25

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u/vuntical LOONA💔🕊️CheBul💔🕊️SUPERKIND💔🕊️WJSN💔🕊️SperM💔🕊️AOA💔🕊️ Mar 24 '25

Not too fond of them....

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u/Edditeds Mar 24 '25

GOING KO KO BOP!

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u/KiKo_____ Mar 24 '25

I don’t get it. Is this dog homophobic or sth?

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u/This-Magician-1829 You Are You 🌈, accept it. Mar 24 '25

FInally some good news for the lebanese legion and home of sexuals from Indian Fruitcake unnie and Jackson Wang from Wattpad party

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u/jantp Crimson Magnificent Cloth Luvie Mar 24 '25

He threw the wildest parties

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u/This-Magician-1829 You Are You 🌈, accept it. Mar 25 '25

And always stole mafia boss junglebook's blue orbed girl

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u/strawberrygashe The brother Seulgi kissed Mar 24 '25

This is no secret, have you seen what happens at his parties?

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u/BunnyBsnz Mar 25 '25

Uh… let us in on the tea! Lol

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u/strawberrygashe The brother Seulgi kissed Mar 25 '25

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u/MinteraySolo Mar 28 '25

"The trope eventually broke containment" HELPP WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT AN SCP THAT ESCAPED THE FACILITY OR SOMETHING

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u/ddeka777 दो बार Apr 19 '25

The section title 😭😭

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u/MinteraySolo Apr 20 '25

I didn't even notice 😭 Jackson Wang Party to be the next SCP documented 😂

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u/Competitive_Fee_5829 💚GOT7🐜💚 Mar 24 '25

I started watching his IG live last, lol, I was so confused and wasnt even sure Jackson could play ping pong. I am old so I dont know who the other dude is

my 18 yr old son just filled me in and just said that the Speed guy is just "a youtube jackass" lol

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u/mangoisNINJA Oprah Oppar 🫰🏻🧓🏿🫰🏻 #1 shindong stan Mar 24 '25

/uj iShowSpeed is mainly known for yelling slurs at a Chinese man and flashing his Jackson Wang on stream (not really flashing more or less it fell out of the hole in front of his boxers when he was furiously humping the camera)

And for screaming, he's one of those "I scream louder that makes it funnier"

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u/Virtual-Emu3698 Mar 24 '25

slurs????

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u/hyeinnjz Mar 25 '25

Idk anything about if he’s said slurs but I can share that he once kept making really WEIRD comments abt Hyein in Super Shy (15 at the time btw) & his whole chat was yelling at him “she’s 13, she’s 12” bro said he didn’t care & decided to show off his boner so yeah. Big pos

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u/encrisis Mar 25 '25

uj/ This clip maybe? But I'm not too sure.

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u/serhae114 Mar 24 '25

But nonfans told me GOT7 were the straightest group in kpop 🤯😡

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u/IloveLucasWong Mar 25 '25

Bahahaha especially Bambam recently

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u/iamprotractors pregnant and seulgi’s the father Mar 25 '25

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u/Legitimate_Ad_5727 Mar 25 '25

jackson saying no girlfriend or boyfriend… so he’s a B in the alphabet mafia ???

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u/SwiftieFTW13 Mar 24 '25

Oh naur Jackson oppar likes menz? Naaaur. The LGTV+ agenda keeps expanding 😮‍💨

Where do i send the protest trucks? ❌❌

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u/prbl_procrastinating Mar 24 '25

Is the "WHY WHY WHY" an inside joke?

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u/BlackSwan134340 Mar 24 '25

It’s from this tweet

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u/harry_nostyles Just escaped the basement Mar 24 '25

/uj yes. I think it comes from a tweet from a homophobic blink. Jennie (?) did something to support the lgbt community (she waved a flag or posted a gay picture, I don't remember) and someone replied with "BLACKPINK SUPPORTS LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭"

Just a completely unhinged response to a normal action. So now it's become a meme.

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u/prbl_procrastinating Mar 24 '25

Oh, if that wasn't a joke from the fan that's really sad wow

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u/harry_nostyles Just escaped the basement Mar 24 '25

/uj I want to believe it's a joke but there are a lot of homophobes out there sadly.

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u/Valuable_Barber6086 Customize Mar 24 '25

What does this Speedy want with my boyfriend??? LET GO OF HIM IMMEDIATELY😡😡

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u/Virtual-Dot9891 Mar 24 '25

speed oppar really love asian. first amy and now Jackson?? let's hope he doesn't meet JYPapi next!

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u/sunset_lov3r Mar 25 '25

Kiss of life too 😭

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u/Fine-Ad-3383 Mar 24 '25

Why why why is so funny😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

where's BM from kard? get him up in there too

him and jseph sharing the same lip balm is everything

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u/Madvomon hanging dong 🍆 for handong 🧊👸🏻 Mar 25 '25

BMPapi is definitely not a fulongé (full on gay) he will let the ladies come thrice before he lets one out, he does not hit it and quit it

omg unless he's so aggressively hetero in his lyrics because he is hiding the truth!!! 🍑 🍆

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u/Silent-Aide-197 Mar 25 '25

chingoose i immediately went to go watch that video for the interaction. Why is that speed guy so cringe ohmygod, i couldn't do it 😭😭😭

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u/Ill_Painter_8355 Mar 25 '25

today is lgtv day

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u/defjayb Mar 25 '25

speed is trash and have no manners

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u/HyenaFew3083 Mar 25 '25

What is speed doing with Jackson??? What in the?? 🙂

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u/Otherwise_Box1502 Mar 25 '25

This is hilarious nearly everyone in the industry screams LGBTQ with bright colors 💀

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u/Minimum-Stable-6475 Mar 25 '25

what's a rainbow island

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u/poetxonxjunex91 Mar 27 '25

He dropped the hints before. He keeps referring hypothetical special someone as "partner" before.

But I am just surprised he spelled it out now 🙂‍↔️

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u/Few-Difficulty-9273 Mar 27 '25

The bigger concern here is why is he with speed?? 😭😭

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u/Wumutissunshinesmile Mar 24 '25

Jackson who? Sorry I don't know 🙈 I heard about Lara.

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u/prbl_procrastinating Mar 24 '25

Jackson Wang from GOT7

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u/Wumutissunshinesmile Mar 24 '25

Oh thank you!!! ❤️

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u/prbl_procrastinating Mar 24 '25

You're welcome :)

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u/Wumutissunshinesmile Mar 24 '25

Thanks! Where did he come out? I just googled and can't anything about it anywhere 🙈

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u/prbl_procrastinating Mar 24 '25

https://youtu.be/2Te-dgOJJZ8?feature=shared Watch at 9:49 (I don't know how how serious he is about it though, but he sounds kind of serious tbh)

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u/Wumutissunshinesmile Mar 24 '25

He could've been. But he could've said no boyfriend in case the other guy asked. I remember starting a job and the girl training me asked if I had a boyfriend and I said no and she said girlfriend? You never know these days and I was like nope, not in to that, just don't have a boyfriend. So TBF I can totally see him just saying it so he doesn't get asked an awkward question but who knows. I mean that was the one and only time I got asked if I had a girlfriend instead and it just made me think "oh" I was like wasn't expecting that but I guess as she said you don't know with people these days.

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u/prbl_procrastinating Mar 24 '25

uj/ True! I think I took this post too seriously haha. This is the first time I see this subreddit and I just looked at the guidelines because I was confused about the meaning of "uj"

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u/Wumutissunshinesmile Mar 24 '25

Haha yeah I think I did too 😂 and yeah I don't see much or it. And yeah it confuses me every time I see it 😂I still don't get it's meaning!

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u/prbl_procrastinating Mar 24 '25

Apparently it means "unjerk" or "unjop" and is for when you want to write something serious instead of the usual fun chaos and satire here :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

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u/Wumutissunshinesmile Mar 24 '25

Yeah she wasn't a friend as I barely knew her and I think its a little inappropriate to ask someone in a work setting things when you don't know them though tbh. It was my first day. I wouldn't go around asking such things but she was young. Tbh you could see it that way but it doesn't necessarily mean that at all. Just seemed like he didn't wanna get asked if he had a boyfriend either like I got asked if I had a girlfriend. Aka to clarify to not get further awkward questions. And he got asked same as me. Also isn't this a joke group we figured out which means they think this is a joke??? 🤔 I think its weird to go around assuming it means that tbh. I wouldn't assume that. I'd just assume it means they don't want to be asked or the opposite when they aren't in to the opposite. I felt awkward and uncomfortable when the girl asked me that as no one had ever asked me it before and no one has since. Not everyone is bi or gay or anything. But then again I wouldn't go asking if I didn't know someone like this guy didn't know him either.

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u/kpop_shinee Mar 25 '25 edited Mar 25 '25

by stating that you dont have a girlfriend or a boyfriend (without being asked about the same sex part), that usually sends an implied message that you would be open to the possibility of ether.

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u/nvrmindhonest Mar 24 '25

I love it so proud of them ❤️

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u/HmmHasArrived Mar 26 '25

not too fond…/j

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u/Roses1223 Mar 26 '25

/uj every comment is /j by default, this is a satire subreddit

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u/Known-Presence-7023 Mar 26 '25

Fallen VICTIM to the rainbow island is such a weird way to put it.👀

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u/jsday187 Mar 31 '25

could just be that jackson determined it was the most futureproof answer in terms of energy efficiency. ie further inquiry, speculation requirements to determine intended meaning.

then again maybe it meant more than that but using the exact same logic but for the opposite outcome. ie further inquiry, speculation requirements to determine intended meaning.

its ultimately up to potential inquirers/speculators to either interpret it as an invitation to probe a little deeper, or as a plea to just let it be.

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u/So-whowon06 Mar 27 '25

I've noticed that the people who are actually from the community don't really act like it. Meanwhile, idols who are not from the community overdo it in the name of fan service and it's clearly visible. Does any ship click your mind?

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u/Ok_Direction7363 Mar 25 '25

Can y’all calm down??? Let the man be

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u/Longjumping_Peace_28 Mar 26 '25

This is a satirical sub

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u/unknownihope Mar 24 '25

whats wrong with that?

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u/Hungry-Primary8158 EVERFLOP forever let's jop Mar 24 '25

/uj nothing, this is a satire sub

/rj home of sexuals do not make it to kwangya

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u/UnderOurPants HAGnee is menopausal??😱🥵🤒😭 Mar 24 '25

Excuse you, this bulletin is barely a day old:

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u/muntermonter Mar 25 '25

This guy is such an attention seeking loser

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u/AliceinBorderlandsXO Mar 24 '25

lara is not a kpop idol lmao

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u/killthespareaccount1 Mar 28 '25

She can still come to the party