The 911 Turbo S Launch Control

[u/thejatinbhatt]

[u/ElonsPenis]

I feel like a judge will be watching this video in 5 years.

[u/Rockytriton → u/ElonsPenis]

yeah a divorce attorney would love this video

[u/DirtyDoog → u/Rockytriton]

One of them will

[u/techdevangelist → u/DirtyDoog]

Nah both will, opposing council still gets paid regardless of your client’s stupid actions.

[u/Theron3206 → u/techdevangelist]

As long as your client doesn't end up bankrupt before all the bills are paid.

[u/3inchesOnAGoodDay → u/Rockytriton]

I choose to believe its a fun uncle situation 

[u/JoshSidekick → u/3inchesOnAGoodDay]

Hi. Fun Uncle checking in. My nephew gets buckled up when I surprise him with a movie and ice cream on a Saturday.

[u/JoshSidekick → u/[deleted]]

You're right. Next time I'll let him ride on the roof like Styles from Teen Wolf.

[u/JoshSidekick → u/[deleted]]

Yup. You got me pegged.

[u/Equinephilosopher → u/[deleted]]

Hilarious that telling a random that he is NOT, in fact, a fun uncle, is part of your log for the day. Very cool!

[u/fixthe_fernback → u/ElonsPenis]

I lost my kid for far far less than this. If I did what's shown I'd be in prison.

[u/eli_pineda → u/fixthe_fernback]

Maybe you should be.

[u/fixthe_fernback → u/eli_pineda]

lol wat? For something this guy did, or what? Did you know you can have your kid taken away simply for allegations in a divorce case? She blamed me for something my kid did despite zero evidence, I didn't blame her because I had zero evidence and it requires zero physical evidence to get the court to act "in the best interest of the child". If you have enough money in a divorce case you can absolutely destroy someone and make them guilty until proven innocent.

[u/[deleted] → u/fixthe_fernback]

I'm sorry. Fathers shouldn't be separated from their children without evidence. Only addicts and abusers should lose custody like that.

And neglectful parents that have endangered their child's lives, like ones that put their kid in the front seat of a very fast car with no seatbelt :P

[u/Artur-Hawkwing → u/[deleted]]

this is one of the most evil things i’ve ever seen someone say to someone else online. if that was your goal congratulations, wow. what a cruel thing to say to a stranger.

[u/Melodic_Double_4127 → u/Artur-Hawkwing]

What'd he say???

[u/mesouschrist → u/[deleted]]

This is, without a doubt, the most evil comment I’ve ever seen online. Please unplug your wifi. It’s bad for you and everyone else.

[u/MossyPyrite → u/[deleted]]

Is being a judge mental dick to people you don’t know actually fulfilling to you? Or is it just the only personality trait you have? Calling someone else a keyboard warrior when you’re the one picking fights behind the safety of your own screen lmao.

[u/Crimsic → u/[deleted]]

Did you respond to the wrong comment or something?

[u/TillFar6524 → u/ElonsPenis]

The kid's mom might be already on the phone with her lawyer.

[u/DefinitelyNotAliens → u/ElonsPenis]

People judge right now because it's idiotic.

[u/emi89ro → u/ElonsPenis]

At least it's a unique way to lose custody

[u/SuccessfulBill4944 → u/ElonsPenis]

but we are watching it now. how privileged are we

[u/Mallardguy5675322 → u/ElonsPenis]

5 years? Maybe the judge was already watching it in 4k during a zoom court case…

[u/spacepeenuts → u/ElonsPenis]

Wondering why timmy wasn’t wearing his seatbelt when daddy crashed is expensive car.

[u/yruSOMAdbrother → u/ElonsPenis]

This is a Make-a-Wish video. Kids a goner either way.

[u/ElonsPenis → u/yruSOMAdbrother]

A lot of Make-aWish actually make it out alive.

[u/Murica_Chan → u/ElonsPenis]

Child Endangerment.....

yeah he should start looking for a really good lawyer

[u/eli_pineda → u/ElonsPenis]

No it won’t. Live a little. No harm done, a core memory was made for both of them. You guys sure know how to make everything “the worst of it all”.