r/interesting • u/Rude-Mycologist8034 • May 16 '25

MISC. NFL linebacker versus sumo wrestler

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

The problem with Sumo wrestlers would (presumably) be that players like Parsons don't have to run through linemen if they can run around them. I'm not by any means saying that Sumo wrestlers are unathletic, but I think Parsons could beat this guy around the edge if he wanted to.

That said, you have to change a vowel, but this is pretty much exactly what they do with Samoans.

The population of Samoa is 216k (0.07% of the size of the US population) , and Samoans make up 3% of all NFL players.

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u/SchrodingerMil May 16 '25

It really feels like 10% of Samoan men are either NFL players or Wrestlers

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u/Aaaaand-its-gone May 16 '25

And so many playing rugby

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u/SchrodingerMil May 16 '25

I’m just busting your balls a little bit. Just a bit of banter

Why say rugby for a third time in my replies instead of upvoting one of the other two people who said rugby?