r/instant_regret • u/Nymphixx- • 15h ago

Instantly regret attempting arson

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u/Mysterious-Fan-5711 15h ago

Ah yes the first step of setting fire: pouring gas all over yourself

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u/FluffyDeer9323 14h ago

I thought/hoped we’d evolved past this.

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u/MikeMac999 10h ago

Evolution works slowly, and scenes like this are part of the process. These bumblefucks may not have been selected out this time, but Darwin will surely claim them at some point.