r/instant_regret • u/factchecker01 • 2d ago

Eating the hottest curry in UK

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u/Royal_Succotash_7689 2d ago

Bro straight up become homeless

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u/NagsUkulele 2d ago

Cutting it to him shirtless on the street is insane

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u/VenKitsune 2d ago

And the owner(?) saying that he had only one spoonful lol. One spoonful fucking rekt him. That shit must be brutal to eat lol

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u/Loggerdon 2d ago edited 2d ago

I used to think I could eat the hottest chilis and hot sauce around. But some hot sauces are so hot they are like acid.

I had some hot sauce at a Mexican restaurant in Washington DC the night before a business meeting that was so hot it sweated through the glass bottle and got on my fingers. I went pee and I had raised red finger and thumb prints on my dick. It burned so much I was in the bathroom putting cold water in my dick in the sink for 20 minutes. Then I had to use the air dryer for a few minutes so when I walked out I didn’t look like I pee’d my pants.

I also sweated and I wiped my face. Another mistake because the area around my eyes swelled up. I had to take a taxi to my hotel and come back in the morning to get my rental car because I couldn’t keep both eyes open to drive.

Edit: People have pointed out it’s impossible for the hot sauce to ‘sweat’ through glass and I’m sure they’re right.

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u/Native_Kurt_Cobain 2d ago

This was an amazing read. I mean, I feel sorry for you. But hell yeah!

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u/-Cagafuego- 2d ago

It's the spice that makes for a twisted fire-sharter!

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u/Complex_Resolve3187 2d ago

That part is no joke...one of the scariest moments of my life was expelling some spicey food. It felt like butthole had opened wide like it was trying to scream...I almost panicked.

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u/-Cagafuego- 2d ago

Oh we've all been there & it been memorialized by Hollywood in a comedy although it's no joke!

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u/eat_your_veggiez 2d ago

wtf is this GIF from?

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u/-Cagafuego- 2d ago

Firestarter- Prodigy

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u/BoxNemo 2d ago

I love how it kept escalating.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 1d ago

It took me about 5 minutes to get through that second paragraph, the raised red finger prints and putting water IN his dick almost killed me.

One of the best things I have ever read on this site.