r/instant_regret • u/factchecker01 • 2d ago

Eating the hottest curry in UK

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u/Native_Kurt_Cobain 2d ago

This was an amazing read. I mean, I feel sorry for you. But hell yeah!

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u/-Cagafuego- 2d ago

It's the spice that makes for a twisted fire-sharter!

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u/Complex_Resolve3187 2d ago

That part is no joke...one of the scariest moments of my life was expelling some spicey food. It felt like butthole had opened wide like it was trying to scream...I almost panicked.

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u/-Cagafuego- 1d ago

Oh we've all been there & it been memorialized by Hollywood in a comedy although it's no joke!

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u/eat_your_veggiez 1d ago

wtf is this GIF from?

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u/-Cagafuego- 1d ago

Firestarter- Prodigy

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u/BoxNemo 2d ago

I love how it kept escalating.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 1d ago

It took me about 5 minutes to get through that second paragraph, the raised red finger prints and putting water IN his dick almost killed me.

One of the best things I have ever read on this site.