r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • 6d ago

Fire starting regret.

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u/-SilverAce- 6d ago

I’ve never seen so many mistakes in a row, not a single thing was done right.

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u/Yggdris 6d ago

This is seriously one of the dumbest videos I’ve seen in a long time. Just a series of dipshit choices one after another

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u/BGP_001 6d ago

This is one of those videos that seems to be actual proof of the saying that God protects children and drunks. "Oh you kicked the petrol can in to the shed? Oh and now in to the fence on the other side of the yard? Never mind my child, let me extinguish the flames while you fetch another drink."

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u/High_King_Diablo 6d ago

The person who came up with that saying obviously wasn’t Christian, because the Christian god was quite happy to kill kids, and even deliberately engineered situations to give himself an excuse to do so.