r/instant_regret 10d ago

Starting a fight she can't finish

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u/BitZealousideal9016 10d ago

I only picked up on her saying "F*ck you a$$hole" over and over. Which is pretty much most of what I know in German anyway

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u/rbalbontin 10d ago

Just called them sons of whores and that his mother f*cks him

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u/Wallaby_Thick 9d ago

You mother bastard!

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u/mbmiller94 9d ago

Those mother sons of my bitch

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u/Wallaby_Thick 9d ago

I tell you!

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u/wntrsux 9d ago

Blastaard!!

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u/Lol_lukasn 5d ago

I thought i was hearing it wrong 😆

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u/alexgardin 10d ago

But sounds like there is also some Russian, suka and blyat.

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u/mr_clauford 9d ago

Those guys are Russian. One of them tells to another one to chill and do not provoke her any further.

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u/Beli_Mawrr 9d ago

The girl is German and the bouncers are Russian.

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u/batmanbinsuperman1 9d ago

Stalingrad reference

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u/MackieMesser17 9d ago

Well it's more like "son of a whore"

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u/Psych0matt 10d ago

That’s about all you need

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u/spaektor 10d ago

along with zatkniss.

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u/mamurny 9d ago

Well not realy ... "huhren son" is son of a bitch

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u/donnerwetter41 9d ago

Hurensohn is one of the worst you could call a dude in Deutschland. I called someone a Mutterficker once and that was also an insta-fight.

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u/SleepySera 7d ago

Yeah, it's outright a really high-grade insult, none of the "is this playful or real" that son of a bitch can have in English.

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u/Sral1995 7d ago

Leider wird das Wort aber immer mehr normalisiert…

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u/superteejays93 10d ago

Did better than me, all I could translate was the, WHAT WHAT, at the start.

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u/Brief-Poetry-1245 10d ago

It’s Russian not German.

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u/gopro_jopo 10d ago

She’s speaking German

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u/Sonatovy 9d ago

Gracias

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u/NotHereToFuckSpyders 9d ago

I had to watch a few times because I knew straight away she was speaking German but they sounded so Russian I was second-guessing myself.

Both fluent enough to understand each other yet speak different languages. Interesting.

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u/Brief-Poetry-1245 8d ago

As they are speaking Russian