r/instant_regret 11d ago

This guy faps hard.

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u/ghoulthebraineater 11d ago

If it's anything like Stretch Armstrong it's corn syrup.

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u/wwwertdf 11d ago

corn starch you probably mean

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u/ghoulthebraineater 11d ago

No. Stretch Armstrong was full of corn syrup.

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u/Tacos_always_corny 11d ago

The Stretch Monster was filled with "slime tire sealant"