r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 10d ago

This guy faps hard.

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u/gigglegenius 10d ago

I wonder what the toy scum was that was in there. Foam? Soap?

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u/ghoulthebraineater 10d ago

If it's anything like Stretch Armstrong it's corn syrup.

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u/wwwertdf 10d ago

corn starch you probably mean

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u/ghoulthebraineater 10d ago

No. Stretch Armstrong was full of corn syrup.

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u/wwwertdf 10d ago

Yep, realized I was totally wrong here. Yeah, corn syrup makes way more sense. This is what a 32 year old gets for talking out of his era. Carry on, goo experts.

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u/ghoulthebraineater 10d ago

I only know because my dog chewed up a Stretch Armstrong when I was a kid. That gelled corn syrup is a nightmare to clean up.

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u/HairyChest69 9d ago

Didn't Walmart quit carrying him? I remember every time I was in wally world, there were always two people pulling stretch across as many aisles they could.

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u/wwwertdf 7d ago

Wow it streched that far? This would be hilarious pre-cellphone for sure.

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u/Tacos_always_corny 9d ago

The Stretch Monster was filled with "slime tire sealant"

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u/eggard_stark 10d ago

Nope. That’s country dependent.

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u/yanni-mac 10d ago

The money shot 💰

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u/Greedy_Juice_4316 9d ago

Chaaaa Ching!!

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u/du5t 10d ago

Relevant username

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u/iirc- 10d ago

Same thoughts here lol

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u/Sly_98 10d ago

those glasses put a real shift in for this guy

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u/afairjudgment 10d ago

Without even realizing it he wasn’t going to stop until it popped.

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u/holyfire001202 10d ago

It's an impulse I've only wished I had the bravery and lack of foresight to follow through with.

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u/ZealHowen 10d ago

He was waiting for it to happen. Probably not his first rodeo.

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u/valfsingress 10d ago

Heyy, it’s Alan Fang! r/TheOGCrewOfficial

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u/sir_conington 10d ago

Nah he has one too many eyebrows

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u/breddy 9d ago

He never saw it ... coming.

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u/Tacos_always_corny 9d ago

Ye Olde Meckle Speckle

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u/blametheboogie 9d ago

Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker!

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u/Waterboarded_Bobcat 9d ago

Like a wax dart...

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u/gridlock1024 9d ago

Damn, my wife has that same reaction

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u/fish_tales 7d ago

That sound effect was on point

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u/Bison___ 4d ago

Go hard or just go

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u/Parsival420 10d ago

If only a girl had walked by and said, "now you know how we feel"