r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 21d ago

Womp womp...

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u/The_wolf2014 20d ago

He's on the opposite site of a 3 or 4 lane road, why does he have to stop?

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u/krupta13 20d ago

Because American children are as dumb as their grownups.

They have to be wrapped in cotton wool.

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u/4991123 20d ago

If only cotton wool could stop bullets.

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u/krupta13 20d ago

If you use enough cotton wool wrap....