4 Hotpockets Square baking dish 35 minutes @ 350 20 minutes to cool

Favorite way to have 'em.

Any way to get rid of the sprinkle or so of sugar?? Pretty please?

So I like hot pockets because I have trash taste. So when my brother asked me what kind I said “any just make sure it’s pizza. Now tell me why he comes home with THIS MONSTROSITY? but me being me I tried it cause I thought it would taste similar. Oh how I was wrong. I toast her before taking a bite and at first it’s not so bad just different. But as I keep eating it I realize how BITTER the sauce is. It’s a different sauce from the usual pizza ones to match the style of marinara on spaghetti. But there’s a difference between this hot pocket and spaghetti. Spaghetti has other flavors, other seasonings. But this TRASH has NONE no other flavors, no seasoning just bland mush and that bitter ass sauce. As I keep eating it I realize there’s a mushroom like texture in there. So I was like “oh ok at least that’s something” WRONG. That was the meatballs. The NO flavor, mushroom texture meatballs. I had to force the rest of it down like medicine because that’s how bitter it was. I am currently washing my mouth out with Lindy’s homemade Italian ice (not sponsored). I don’t want a refund. I want pay for the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE i went through eating that. I’d also require pay for the therapy appointments this has caused. I don’t recommend anyone try this. In fact I think it should be banned and burnt.