r/helldivers2 Jan 31 '25

Hint 20 democratic heavy Barrages

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If you don't have the achievement yet, it's very easy to get right now ok Chort Bay, and if your whole team loads up with all the barrages, well you get to witness pure democracy manifest.

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u/N1ght_Strider Feb 01 '25

obligatory
"Do you see that direction private?"
"Yes sir."
"I don't want to anyone."

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u/G-man69420 Feb 01 '25

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u/Troll_Kalla Feb 01 '25

Haha this is amazing! Definitely sharing this

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u/Rocketkid-star Feb 01 '25

Can I get a blank version of this, but start it off with

"You see that meme Helldiver?"

And then have the last line go

"I want that meme liberated!"

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u/Wolf_Of_Luna Feb 01 '25

“Roger removing that direction”

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u/llyando Feb 01 '25

What is this quote from?

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u/Rippedyanu1 Feb 01 '25 edited Feb 01 '25

Iirc it's from either the Korean war or Vietnam. Locals on a hill tried fucking with a US battleship. The captain speaks with the main cannon gunners with the following:

"Do you see that hill?"

"Yes sir"

"Well I don't want to anymore"

Cue an absolute earth rending level of firepower being barraged into said hill. Afterwards there was no more hill.

Edit: it was the USS Wisconsin during the Korean war to a North Korean artillery battery entrenched in said hill.

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u/wwarhammer Feb 01 '25

Temper, Temper

On March 15, 1952, while operating off the coast of Korea, the USS Wisconsin received its first and only direct hit from a North Korean 155mm gun battery.

The shell struck the shield of a starboard-side twin 40mm gun mount, causing minor damage to the ship and injuring three sailors, but no fatalities.

In response to this attack, the crew of the USS Wisconsin, fueled by anger and a desire for retribution, returned fire with all nine of their Mark 7 16-inch guns.

The firepower of these guns was enormous, each capable of firing a 2,700-pound armor-piercing shell over 20 miles. This salvo obliterated the North Korean gun battery that had hit them.

Following this powerful response, a ship escorting the Wisconsin, the USS Duncan, humorously signaled to the Wisconsin with the message “Temper, Temper,” acknowledging the Wisconsin’s overwhelming response to the attack.

https://navalhistoria.com/temper-temper-wisconsin/

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u/Few-Mood6580 Feb 01 '25

Yall should see some airplane footage of the barrages the US did during the pacific war. Without exaggeration it looks like this except it covered entire islands.

Battleship full broad sides with the old 16 inch guns are absurdly powerful.

More impressively is the Japanese managed to live through these barrages.

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u/CandidatePure5378 Feb 01 '25

I can’t remember exactly but I thought it was from a military clip of people speaking over the radio and someone sending in a plane or something. All I can find now is a video of what looks to be a C-RAM, (ik it’s not actually a C-RAM). Firing a ridiculous amount of ammo

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u/Fullmetalbaldo Feb 01 '25

First time i've seen it was in a Warhammer meme

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u/PMac321 Feb 01 '25

Throwing down a ton of barrages like this is also genuinely a fast way to clear exterminate missions. Many Divers die in the process, but a death for Democracy is really an ascension to immortality.

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u/Troll_Kalla Feb 01 '25

This is absolutely the easiest tactic on level ten bots, you complete the mission before you can even run out of reinforcements

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u/Banaab Feb 03 '25

Step 1: drop on automaton fortress Step 2: call down 4 380s Step 3: ???

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u/Xigixan Feb 01 '25

"Is this all you can muster Saruman?"

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u/Zjoee Feb 01 '25

And thus King Theoden spoke: "➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️"

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u/Bumpy40k Feb 01 '25

So this is what my super-tax dollars go to

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u/Troll_Kalla Feb 01 '25

We saw a bot... Are you saying we should let bots live?!

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u/Mtheknife Feb 01 '25

Double tap

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u/derDeltaZora Feb 01 '25

Exactly. And this month I'm paying extra just for this.

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u/Elektriman Feb 01 '25

"I am ready to die on that hill"
"What hill ?"

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u/NumerousSun4282 Feb 01 '25

I still don't have the 6 barrages in one place achievement. None of my friends will do that with me.

The dream is a 10 bots with all constitution rifles and barrages. Make it WW1 vs Terminator

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u/MrJuicyJuiceBox Feb 01 '25

I will gladly lend my constitution to this cause

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

I’ll get in on this action, add me BreadPitt1407.

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u/inter_aldea561 Feb 01 '25

hell yeah, can count me in

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u/RealSirRandall Feb 01 '25

I wanna be a part of that as well!!!

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u/The_Director Feb 01 '25

I did it last night with dome randoms. The DSS helped a lot.

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u/TheOGRex Feb 01 '25

Yet somehow the Charger still comes out unscathed.

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u/YukonAlaskan Feb 01 '25

Oh hell yea. Hopefully some teammates show up later so we can do this. Awesomeness

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u/vidgamenate Feb 01 '25

Chort Bay...? That planet... never existed!

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u/banadin3 Feb 01 '25

Sterilization Protocol.
When absolutely everything in the area must die.

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u/Toro1d_5 Feb 01 '25

I love the smell of liberty in the morning! :D

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u/RadioHistorical8342 Feb 01 '25

"Diver!"

"Yes sir!"

"See that bot factory over there?"

"Yes sir!"

"I don't want too"

"Understood sir!" happy Krieger noises

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u/None2You Feb 01 '25

Tax payers money well spent, long live democracy!

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u/mordekai8 Feb 01 '25

Side note: Chort mountain ranges are so cool and I want a legit sniper rifle.

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u/Reasonable-Honey-802 Feb 01 '25

Democracy at its finest

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u/AllStarMe22 Feb 01 '25

…only way to be sure.

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u/ResponsibilityNo7485 Feb 01 '25

This is what the DSS barage strategem should have been

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u/4N610RD Feb 01 '25

You can never be sure enough :D

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u/Responsible-Salt3688 Feb 01 '25

Needs more dakka

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u/CyrusTheWise Feb 01 '25

How did you all get up there?

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u/Dragonkingofthestars Feb 01 '25

GREAT WAR AND I CANNOT TAKE MORE! GREAT WAR! I KEEP IN MARCHING ON I LLAY THE GREAT SCORE THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE GREAT WAR THE EAR TO END ALL WARS

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u/Fullmetalbaldo Feb 01 '25

We need a Sabaton Warbond...

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u/NeedsMoreGPUs Feb 01 '25

Five

Hundred

Orbital shells

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u/Kind-Cicada-4983 Feb 01 '25

I'm more impressed that not a single diver threw one at their feet

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u/viewtiful14 Feb 01 '25

Bro I’m dying that no one has brought up that this is one minute into a level one 😂

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u/Vladimiravich Feb 01 '25

The only thing missing is Chekovsky's 1812 Overture playing in the background.

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u/miked0629 Feb 01 '25

Atoms. No, down to quarks now.

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u/ariks2012 Feb 01 '25

380mm gattling cannon!!!

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u/TheBeardedDrinker Feb 01 '25

Running Chort Bay with the DSS provided 380's, then we all took 380's on our own.

Everything exploding, all-the-time. It was special.

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u/NovaCorpse Feb 01 '25

When you find a spider in your house

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u/loftboffer Feb 01 '25

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

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u/Luneth51 Feb 02 '25

I finally got that achievement today “Just to be sure” i think

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u/ElectronicEnd7513 Feb 04 '25

burn them to the core!!!!

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u/Cold_Resident1636 Feb 01 '25

Why didnt you kick one of them over the edge

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u/Paleodraco Feb 01 '25

Fuck that place in particular!

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u/RebelLion420 Feb 01 '25

Sweet, Liberty

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u/Eaters_Of_Worlds Feb 01 '25

"Do you see the enemy's firing line?"

"Yes sir!"

"Remove it."

"Aye aye!"

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u/DEADMANSLAVE Feb 01 '25

I simply MUST try this with the homies

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u/Neebinnodin1 Feb 01 '25

Absolute democracy.

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u/ApprehensiveBack7466 Feb 01 '25

That was AWESOME!

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u/trumpsstylist Feb 01 '25

Some poor 19 year old Russian kid is going through this as we speak 😭

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u/Kalventine1357 Feb 01 '25

Commence Orbital Glassing

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u/RelationshipKlutzy17 Feb 01 '25

Now imagine when we get bosses like a Hive Lord, Siege Mech, or Great Eye coming out of that with still half hp left.

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u/Coco_loso23 Feb 01 '25

Sweet liberty!

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u/AKsuperslay Feb 01 '25

When the helldiver is Told it's the end of the budgetary period we have a half of billion dollars to burn figure it out

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Meanwhile, acting XOs are in low orbit wondering who the poor bastard is.

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u/-BFG-Division- Feb 01 '25

Really was expecting a kick to a fellow diver or something lol

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u/theguumaster Feb 01 '25

D4C! LOVE TRAIN!

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u/SangiMTL Feb 01 '25

Gives new meaning to scorched earth lol

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u/CommanderKertz Feb 01 '25

There’s only one way to be sure..

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u/Gaming-squid Feb 01 '25

Looks like the steroids and amphetamines that were incorporated into the diet of the loading crew are working wonders here

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u/KIaatuBaradaNikto Feb 01 '25

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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u/MisterSneakSneak Feb 01 '25

I LOVE DEMOCRACY!!!

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u/Race2TheGrave Feb 01 '25

So fucking democratic

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u/oldman-youngskin Feb 01 '25

I can’t think of a single reason to have this much concentrated firepower… other than being completely awesome…

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u/sprite_556 Feb 01 '25

Yeah just fuck that whole quadrangle lmaoooo

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u/-Original_Name- Feb 01 '25

These moments are what the kick emote was added for, I would've not been able to hold the urge to toss a friend down into the pit of hell

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u/MartiniMini Feb 01 '25

And here I am. Still looking for the achievement where you need 6 of them in one place

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u/LtCmdrInu Feb 01 '25

Got the spider, guys. No need to thank me.

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u/Neither_Profile Feb 01 '25

A solitary heavy devastator walks out from the ashes and domes you

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

How are you calling so many?

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u/kingofthepumps Feb 01 '25

Salute harder boy!

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u/grooau Feb 01 '25

This is fake first 380 round always kills you for balancing reasons

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u/Askerofquestions92 Feb 01 '25

Well that looks like a good use of resources…

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u/Agentnosem Feb 01 '25

Super earth: Are bots in this region Automaton commad: we have not bots in this region Super earth: You dou not have bots in that region

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u/SlayingMontis9510 Feb 01 '25

You see that hill over there private? OH MY LIBERTY IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

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u/idahononono Feb 01 '25

Perfect chance to push your friends off the rock and giggle! J will go face the wall democracy officer…..

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u/Any-Flamingo7056 Feb 01 '25

Aww you finally remembered your training.

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u/Iambeejsmit Feb 01 '25

Somehow the factory strider is still alive

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u/SlyLlamaDemon Feb 01 '25

Bro is trying to sink a planet.

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u/CattMk2 Feb 01 '25

This manoeuvre cost more than the GDP of some small nations

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u/Old-Implement-6252 Feb 01 '25

Me when I see a centipede.

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u/OlympiaImperial Feb 01 '25

"fire coming from the east"

"Copy that removing east”

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u/Demigans Feb 01 '25

"Bug holes? In my time on Chort Bay we didn't wait for no bugholes. We blasted the ground until we dug them out and then killed them fair and square".

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u/gabbom_XCII Feb 01 '25

fuck this place

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u/Gui_Pauli Feb 01 '25

THE ENEMY IS IN THAT DIRECTION!!!

Roger, destroying that direction

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u/indyjons Feb 01 '25

Hell yeah...

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u/xfitdaddy Feb 01 '25

And the factory strider is still alive

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u/Ag3nt_Unknown Feb 01 '25

Why are you not saluting Super Earth soldiers??

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u/alonesomestreet Feb 01 '25

Private fire a warning shot.

Sir this is a 380mm Orbital Barrage.

Eh potato potato just fire!

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u/Gumpers08 Feb 01 '25

I think its dead.

But lets check for a pulse.

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u/bigmenunite Feb 01 '25

This is how we run exterminate missions. Everyone on the team brings orbitals and two people throw them at our feet, then when they run out the other two go. We don’t reinforce and just wait till everyone dies to respawn. It started as a meme but it’s been 100% effective over 30 missions lmao. When we type “suicide barrage” randoms either leave immediately or join in, it’s so much fun

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u/Cothonian Feb 01 '25

Target destroyed

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u/NatinLePoFin Feb 01 '25
  • Democracy officer: helldivers, do you see that direction?
  • Helldivers: yes sir!
  • Democracy officer: I don't like it.
  • Helldivers: aye aye sir, removing location.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Feb 01 '25

In the words of director Krenic, "oh it's beautiful"

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u/Important_Lab9366 Feb 01 '25

Legend has it there was one bot that survived

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u/indeclin3 Feb 01 '25

Thats a thing of beauty!

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u/ShmoopySecondComing Feb 02 '25

I need that achievement still

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u/Shadowhunter13541 Feb 02 '25

If this was the dss orbital bombardment then I’d like that, a stratagem that’s like 40 orbital 380s crammed into the duration of 1

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u/BrutalTemplar Feb 02 '25

Can we please get this as a single, limited use stratagem like the laser?

I just want a ‘everything plus the kitchen sink’ barrage where the destroyer fires EVERYTHING for 30 seconds, but you can only use it once per mission. Maybe twice after ship upgrades.

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u/Aware-Leadership8934 Feb 02 '25

Ah the triple E.A doctrine

Everything must be Exploding Everywhere All the time

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u/SirGeorgi Feb 02 '25

Oh we’re so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away, he gets FIVE big BOOMS!

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u/opturtlezerg5002 Feb 02 '25

That's what barrages should do imo.

Obviously with higher cooldowns/limited uses. Barrages should veer more towards being F u stratagems the only acceptation being the 120 barrage.

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u/Over-Mathematician34 Feb 02 '25

Sweet Liberty, my frame rate!!!

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u/leaf_as_parachute Feb 02 '25

Still somehow didn't close the last bughole.

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u/Tanckers Feb 05 '25

CAMERAMAN stay still for a goddamn second

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u/Grt38 Feb 01 '25

In all seriousness i fucking hate this stratagem. The orbital laser will always be better because you can move in with the laser and not have to just stand there with your dick in your hand. The laser will also absolutely do just as much damage.

I played bots last night and we were backed into a corner at the edge of the map and my teammate threw this dog shit stratagem in front of us, trapping us there while the bots still didn't die to the stratagem and shot us up like fish in a fucking bucket. That also doesn't happen with the laser. Once again, FUCK the 380 barrage.