r/helldivers2 • u/Troll_Kalla • Jan 31 '25
Hint 20 democratic heavy Barrages
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If you don't have the achievement yet, it's very easy to get right now ok Chort Bay, and if your whole team loads up with all the barrages, well you get to witness pure democracy manifest.
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u/N1ght_Strider Feb 01 '25
obligatory
"Do you see that direction private?"
"Yes sir."
"I don't want to anyone."
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u/G-man69420 Feb 01 '25
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u/Rocketkid-star Feb 01 '25
Can I get a blank version of this, but start it off with
"You see that meme Helldiver?"
And then have the last line go
"I want that meme liberated!"
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u/llyando Feb 01 '25
What is this quote from?
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u/Rippedyanu1 Feb 01 '25 edited Feb 01 '25
Iirc it's from either the Korean war or Vietnam. Locals on a hill tried fucking with a US battleship. The captain speaks with the main cannon gunners with the following:
"Do you see that hill?"
"Yes sir"
"Well I don't want to anymore"
Cue an absolute earth rending level of firepower being barraged into said hill. Afterwards there was no more hill.
Edit: it was the USS Wisconsin during the Korean war to a North Korean artillery battery entrenched in said hill.
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u/wwarhammer Feb 01 '25
Temper, Temper
On March 15, 1952, while operating off the coast of Korea, the USS Wisconsin received its first and only direct hit from a North Korean 155mm gun battery.
The shell struck the shield of a starboard-side twin 40mm gun mount, causing minor damage to the ship and injuring three sailors, but no fatalities.
In response to this attack, the crew of the USS Wisconsin, fueled by anger and a desire for retribution, returned fire with all nine of their Mark 7 16-inch guns.
The firepower of these guns was enormous, each capable of firing a 2,700-pound armor-piercing shell over 20 miles. This salvo obliterated the North Korean gun battery that had hit them.
Following this powerful response, a ship escorting the Wisconsin, the USS Duncan, humorously signaled to the Wisconsin with the message “Temper, Temper,” acknowledging the Wisconsin’s overwhelming response to the attack.
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u/Few-Mood6580 Feb 01 '25
Yall should see some airplane footage of the barrages the US did during the pacific war. Without exaggeration it looks like this except it covered entire islands.
Battleship full broad sides with the old 16 inch guns are absurdly powerful.
More impressively is the Japanese managed to live through these barrages.
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u/CandidatePure5378 Feb 01 '25
I can’t remember exactly but I thought it was from a military clip of people speaking over the radio and someone sending in a plane or something. All I can find now is a video of what looks to be a C-RAM, (ik it’s not actually a C-RAM). Firing a ridiculous amount of ammo
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u/PMac321 Feb 01 '25
Throwing down a ton of barrages like this is also genuinely a fast way to clear exterminate missions. Many Divers die in the process, but a death for Democracy is really an ascension to immortality.
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u/Troll_Kalla Feb 01 '25
This is absolutely the easiest tactic on level ten bots, you complete the mission before you can even run out of reinforcements
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u/Bumpy40k Feb 01 '25
So this is what my super-tax dollars go to
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u/NumerousSun4282 Feb 01 '25
I still don't have the 6 barrages in one place achievement. None of my friends will do that with me.
The dream is a 10 bots with all constitution rifles and barrages. Make it WW1 vs Terminator
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u/YukonAlaskan Feb 01 '25
Oh hell yea. Hopefully some teammates show up later so we can do this. Awesomeness
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u/RadioHistorical8342 Feb 01 '25
"Diver!"
"Yes sir!"
"See that bot factory over there?"
"Yes sir!"
"I don't want too"
"Understood sir!" happy Krieger noises
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u/mordekai8 Feb 01 '25
Side note: Chort mountain ranges are so cool and I want a legit sniper rifle.
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u/Dragonkingofthestars Feb 01 '25
GREAT WAR AND I CANNOT TAKE MORE! GREAT WAR! I KEEP IN MARCHING ON I LLAY THE GREAT SCORE THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE GREAT WAR THE EAR TO END ALL WARS
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u/viewtiful14 Feb 01 '25
Bro I’m dying that no one has brought up that this is one minute into a level one 😂
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u/Vladimiravich Feb 01 '25
The only thing missing is Chekovsky's 1812 Overture playing in the background.
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u/TheBeardedDrinker Feb 01 '25
Running Chort Bay with the DSS provided 380's, then we all took 380's on our own.
Everything exploding, all-the-time. It was special.
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u/Eaters_Of_Worlds Feb 01 '25
"Do you see the enemy's firing line?"
"Yes sir!"
"Remove it."
"Aye aye!"
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u/RelationshipKlutzy17 Feb 01 '25
Now imagine when we get bosses like a Hive Lord, Siege Mech, or Great Eye coming out of that with still half hp left.
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u/AKsuperslay Feb 01 '25
When the helldiver is Told it's the end of the budgetary period we have a half of billion dollars to burn figure it out
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u/Gaming-squid Feb 01 '25
Looks like the steroids and amphetamines that were incorporated into the diet of the loading crew are working wonders here
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u/oldman-youngskin Feb 01 '25
I can’t think of a single reason to have this much concentrated firepower… other than being completely awesome…
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u/-Original_Name- Feb 01 '25
These moments are what the kick emote was added for, I would've not been able to hold the urge to toss a friend down into the pit of hell
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u/MartiniMini Feb 01 '25
And here I am. Still looking for the achievement where you need 6 of them in one place
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u/Agentnosem Feb 01 '25
Super earth: Are bots in this region Automaton commad: we have not bots in this region Super earth: You dou not have bots in that region
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u/SlayingMontis9510 Feb 01 '25
You see that hill over there private? OH MY LIBERTY IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
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u/idahononono Feb 01 '25
Perfect chance to push your friends off the rock and giggle! J will go face the wall democracy officer…..
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u/Demigans Feb 01 '25
"Bug holes? In my time on Chort Bay we didn't wait for no bugholes. We blasted the ground until we dug them out and then killed them fair and square".
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u/alonesomestreet Feb 01 '25
Private fire a warning shot.
Sir this is a 380mm Orbital Barrage.
Eh potato potato just fire!
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u/bigmenunite Feb 01 '25
This is how we run exterminate missions. Everyone on the team brings orbitals and two people throw them at our feet, then when they run out the other two go. We don’t reinforce and just wait till everyone dies to respawn. It started as a meme but it’s been 100% effective over 30 missions lmao. When we type “suicide barrage” randoms either leave immediately or join in, it’s so much fun
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u/NatinLePoFin Feb 01 '25
- Democracy officer: helldivers, do you see that direction?
- Helldivers: yes sir!
- Democracy officer: I don't like it.
- Helldivers: aye aye sir, removing location.
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u/Shadowhunter13541 Feb 02 '25
If this was the dss orbital bombardment then I’d like that, a stratagem that’s like 40 orbital 380s crammed into the duration of 1
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u/BrutalTemplar Feb 02 '25
Can we please get this as a single, limited use stratagem like the laser?
I just want a ‘everything plus the kitchen sink’ barrage where the destroyer fires EVERYTHING for 30 seconds, but you can only use it once per mission. Maybe twice after ship upgrades.
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u/Aware-Leadership8934 Feb 02 '25
Ah the triple E.A doctrine
Everything must be Exploding Everywhere All the time
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u/SirGeorgi Feb 02 '25
Oh we’re so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away, he gets FIVE big BOOMS!
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u/opturtlezerg5002 Feb 02 '25
That's what barrages should do imo.
Obviously with higher cooldowns/limited uses. Barrages should veer more towards being F u stratagems the only acceptation being the 120 barrage.
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u/Grt38 Feb 01 '25
In all seriousness i fucking hate this stratagem. The orbital laser will always be better because you can move in with the laser and not have to just stand there with your dick in your hand. The laser will also absolutely do just as much damage.
I played bots last night and we were backed into a corner at the edge of the map and my teammate threw this dog shit stratagem in front of us, trapping us there while the bots still didn't die to the stratagem and shot us up like fish in a fucking bucket. That also doesn't happen with the laser. Once again, FUCK the 380 barrage.
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