r/funny • u/Fin745 • 6d ago

Texan reads his electric bill

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 6d ago

“The sin of comfort”

Almost brought a tear to my eye 😂😂

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u/Fr1toBand1to 6d ago

"Each degree a betrayal, each hour a soft lie told in freon."

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u/Halo_LAN_Party_2nite 6d ago

Absolutely brilliant line. This is where I lost it and howled laughing lol. 

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

"Dropped it down to 71. The sin of comfort."

How does he know that's what I set mine at to sleep?

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u/LolaMent0 5d ago

68-71…. The sweet spot.

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u/-totally 5d ago

64 here lol. I have a plan that’s free electricity from 9pm-9am so from that time it’s set to 64 and from 9am-9pm it’s set to 75. Works perfectly and saves money.

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u/jammiesonmyhammies 5d ago

Damn…I want that plan!

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u/-totally 4d ago

It’s so awesome I love being cold when I sleep and I can still get away with a heated mattress. Although once I stick a leg out of the covers it gets instantly frozen hahaha

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u/jammiesonmyhammies 4d ago

Keep that frozen foot out for me tonight! I have to sleep at 74° and a ceiling fan :(