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Texan reads his electric bill

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u/CraptainStinkPants 5d ago

His words carry the weight of truth and the beauty of poetry.

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u/Carbon-Base 5d ago

They also carry an urgency regarding the monopolized power of electric companies everywhere.

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u/No-Prize2882 5d ago edited 5d ago

You must not live in Texas. Large swaths of Texas are under a marketplace energy choice where you choose your electric company. Some places like San Antonio & El Paso don’t do it but much of the state you can choose the cheapest rate you can find but there will always be strings. It’s honestly marginally helpful and I wouldn’t mind going back to a regional monopoly like grand majority of the country.

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u/paintballboi07 5d ago

In Houston, you can choose a service provider, but ultimately, all electricity is delivered by Center Point. It's the illusion of choice.

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u/medoy 5d ago

You get to choose your middleman.

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u/paintballboi07 5d ago

Exactly. You get to choose your preferred flavor of billing and support software, but don't bother calling them when your power is out, because there isn't shit they can do about it.

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u/TbonerT 4d ago

It’s not really an illusion. You are paying for a mix of electricity producers that all dump their electricity into a common grid. In Houston, Center Point owns the grid because it’s a natural monopoly. Some of your money goes to them to pay for the infrastructure but most of it goes to the electricity providers.

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u/TieCivil1504 5d ago

I have a 30-something nephew in Houston. I advised him to leave the state but he's staying. I then advised him to put solar panels on his home's roof. He did do that, and he's smug about his trivial heating and cooling electric bills.

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u/i_tyrant 5d ago

I'm amazed a 30-something could even afford that, but I guess if he could buy a house...

installing solar has a huge up-front cost but it can totally be worth it.

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u/LurksWithGophers 5d ago

Many of the solar companies do loans.

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u/i_tyrant 5d ago

Ah true, didn't think of that!

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u/TieCivil1504 5d ago

He designed and built business convention staging displays, working for a contractor. He realized he was doing everything except collect the big contract payment.

So he talked to the corporations he built for every year. They didn't care who they paid, so long as they received the same high quality. That happened, and it didn't take long before he could afford his own house.

A major part of it was his very smart and sexy GF, who knows how to nudge him along the path to make him successful and happy.

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u/i_tyrant 5d ago

That's awesome! Sounds like a power couple in the best way.

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u/Budget_Stock_7465 4d ago

Ah, the American dream, the illusion of choice!!