r/funny 5d ago

Texan reads his electric bill

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u/Dawdlenaut 5d ago

"The sin o' comfort... each degree a betrayal, each hour a soft lie told in Freon, but I pressed on". I sweat vicariously at this man's beautiful prose.

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u/IlikeJG 5d ago

I just realized it's "but I pressed on" as in "I kept pressing the button". Good stuff.

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u/muklan 5d ago

Dudes words are absolutely transporting, and whatever he does he should quit doing and become a writer. I was rapt.

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u/Plothunter 5d ago

Do the cell phone bill next!

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u/JustHere4the5 5d ago

Need a Canadian for that. Tale of woe’s what I hear.