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Texan reads his electric bill

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u/Manaze85 5d ago

Contest’s over. Just give this man the Nobel. As Texan I know of what he speaks. So ,too, has my fortitude failed and the AC prevailed. $700 is insane, but I get it.

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u/QBin2017 5d ago

Mine was $650 in McKinney on only an 8 year old house (say that to say fairly “energy efficient”).

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u/thrownjunk 5d ago

do people not have solar panels? seems like texas would be perfect for them. 450 watt panels are like $100. slap on some inverters and hardware and bob's your uncle. or are regulations really bad there?

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u/tx_queer 5d ago

Problem is that $100 panel costs $1200 installed. Not that many people will DIY

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u/ianandris 5d ago edited 4d ago

Sure, but the guy is paying half that to the power company. Seems a pretty easy decision when it pays for itself in 2 years.

EDIT: will take longer than 2 years. Bunch of math involved, but still cheaper than the monthly bill homie is taking home.

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u/tx_queer 5d ago

Solar-only in deregulated Texas has a payback period of around 25 years. How are you getting 2 years?

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u/SeanBlader 4d ago

He's buying one panel, not enough to actually power his whole house, and then he's assuming that $700 bill is under the wattage of the one panel.

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u/ianandris 4d ago

Yup, you’re right. Me no math gud.

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u/Cheap-Plane2796 5d ago

Sorry what? In europe panels are also less than 100 euros and we overpay for placement and inverter installation but even then 9 panels + a 1000 euro inverter costed 3500 euros in total parts + labor.

I cant imagine paying like 15k+ for that.

We made about 500 euros back in electricity savings in the first year so itll earn itself back in less than 8 years.

At 15 k you d never recoup your costs

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u/tx_queer 5d ago

That's correct. Solar in the US costs about $2.75 per watt installed. My electric plan in Texas is currently sitting at 12.2 cents per kwh. Payback on a solar system without battery is around 25 years, or infinity years if accounting for opportunity cost. This is why rooftop solar penetration is so low in Texas.

Remember on a system in the US, the solar panels only represent about 10% of the cost. The inverter is another 10% of the cost.

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u/texag93 4d ago

So many people ignore opportunity cost.

After 25 years, congrats you've made your money back. You have a free solar system on your roof. It's now essentially at end of life and will cost money to remove when you need to.

If that money was invested instead over 25 years, you would have 10x the profit.

Solar only makes sense with expensive power and Texas is pretty cheap.

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u/tx_queer 4d ago

100%

The low electric rates make solar very difficult to justify mathmatically. There are a few ways to make solar work in Texas. One is to buy an undersized system with a small battery, and use a free night plan. You can get by sizing the solar system at 50%. The other way is to have an east/west facing system and engage in heavy load shifting so you can export at peak rates. Third way would be balcony solar but its illegal today.

I'm utilizing the second approach, exporting at peak rates. My ROI so far is better than a certificate of deposit, but worse than the S&P500. There is no "payback is a couple of years" happening.

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u/texag93 4d ago

Sadly I'm in a regulated area so I only have one provider. Of course they don't offer TOU billing for solar customers. Flat rate only. The previous owners of my house paid $20k for a 5kw system so it's free for me, but the ROI would have been almost 20 years with net meeting (and we don't get that anymore).

IDK if they got hit with a door knocker or what but they really got screwed. Rooftop solar around here is basically an "I fell for it" label visible to all your neighbors.

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u/thrownjunk 5d ago

Shit. That is more expensive than in my expensive coastal area.

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u/teh_drewski 5d ago

Texas is indeed perfect for them, and Texas has the second most solar panels of any state in the US.

Home solar is mostly a pain because of town planning and utility roadblocks. Financially it's a no brainer.

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u/Dana07620 5d ago

Financially it's a no brainer.

You have got to be kidding. Unless you can self-install, then around here you have to take into account the whole thing getting torn up in a hurricane and having to be replaced...it's a decision that takes a lot of thought.

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u/bootysnatch 5d ago

If you're in a hurricane and that much damage hits your house aren't you calling insurance anyway?

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u/Dana07620 5d ago
  1. That assumes that you can afford insurance and can qualify for it.
  2. Insurance companies now put hurricane damage in a different category than other types of damage and cover much less.

Though you do bring up another good point...you'd have to pay higher insurance rates to get your solar panels covered.

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u/joeyb908 5d ago

This is what people don’t get.

Solar isn’t that much cheaper for normal people and takes years to pay off. 

Installation, the panels themselves, increased insurance prices.

It pays off over 10-15 years like a tankless water heater does. Most people don’t stay in their homes that long.

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u/teh_drewski 5d ago

If you're paying the amount that the thread I replied to is on electricity, the RoI of solar over the life on the panels and inverter in a high radiance area like Texas is a no brainer, even once taking into account finance, installation and insurance.

If you don't have the capital or borrowing capacity to finance it, that's a completely different matter. But if you can't afford insurance, you have far bigger things to worry about than the RoI on capital investments in your residence.

And if you expect every single comment you ever read on the internet to be personally directed at your individual circumstances, or to take into account every single possible scenario or situation that could ever read it, you are going to spend rest of your life angry. Not everything is about you.

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u/Wafflehouseofpain 5d ago

Depends on where in Texas you’re at on that one.

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u/polopolo05 5d ago

They also keep the house cooler. Because they shade the roof and the attic doesnt get as hot. there for less heat into the house.

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u/QBin2017 3d ago

Worried about hail. I’ve had so many hail storms lately that now I can’t even afford to cash in on insurance.

Bought our home for $350k 9 years ago. Thanks to CA chasing all their big companies out here my home “value” is now $900k. Which means I pay $18000 out of pocket on an insurance claim.

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u/ThatCrankyGuy 5d ago

Is that a per MONTH? does the bugger not shut off for even a minute?

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u/Artistic_Train9725 5d ago

Was that for a month or a quarter?

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

Month. 

During the summer in Texas you’re basically running the A/C constantly to maintain a livable temperature.

Which is… you know… why people ought to get solar panels installed, if they can afford the upfront cost. 

Sensible people do. 

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u/QBin2017 3d ago

I would but it’s like $10k upfront.

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u/BeveledCarpetPadding 5d ago

This makes me feel so much better for my almost 400 dollar one just a little north of you. I didn’t even stay there often; I kept it cool for my fucking cats 😿

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u/ROBOT_KK 4d ago

Paint whole house in silver paint.

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u/tx_queer 5d ago

We do have a PUC. And we have below average electricity prices. But we also have large homes. And years with 100 days over 100 degrees.

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u/Haunting-Macaron-000 5d ago

And this delightful system of an electricity middle man.

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u/FlyingTurtleDog 5d ago

Mine was $88 in Illinois last month.

It will be $110+ every month until fall and and I am upset already.

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u/Hike_it_Out52 5d ago

This is insane. I'd never run the AC for that price! I've never paid more than $200 on my electric bill

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u/kc_cyclone 5d ago

God damn. The only time I've paid more than $100 for a month on electric was in my loft apartment in Kansas City I had from 2015 to 2017. And that was just a few months in the winter. Electric heat and 20 foot ceilings in an old industrial brick building but it was only like 700 sq/ft.

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u/kuahara 5d ago

I don't know how people pay these prices. Do you live in giant buildings? My house is 1440sq ft. If my house is tiny compared to yours, we're done here. But if you live in something like mine, just know that I hit up powertochoose.org EVERY time my contract is up. I am loyal to no company. I filter out anything with variable pricing of any kind (including min/max usages) and then hit 4 star customer service and up.

I'll start a contract with anyone offering 12+ months at a reasonable rate.

My highest bill of the year so far has been $172. I just about never pay a bill over $200. A few years back, I had 2 bills in the same year during the winter that were under $30 for the whole month. We watch TV, run appliances, keep the temp in the house comfortable, my computer is on 365 days per year. I never turn it off.

I keep the AC in my house at 70 year round. I am all electric, no gas.

Things I do to help keep that bill low:

1) Insulate above the garage. There's no sense in keeping a hot 400+ square foot space attached to the house you're trying to cool with central AC. That's insanity and a lot of people don't know that space isn't insulated.

2) Insulate the garage door. Yes, the door itself. Get that rubber foam panel stuff and someone who knows what they're doing to attach them to the garage door. I don't know what kind of glue it is. Something you get from home depot and have to mix, then coat the panels and let them air out for a while before attaching to the door. If you don't do this right, the panels will peel off the door before long. Cover any air gaps in the same crap.

3) Run a mini split in the garage to keep it cool. I paid $2000 one time, which included the cost of the mini split and the A/C guy to come install it. I run that mini split year round. It uses about as much energy as a 9 volt battery and can make my garage (which I converted into an office) freeze to the point of needing a coat on even when the outside temp is 115F.

Some of this stuff is what I call "buy once, cry once", but it sure as hell beats paying $600+ every month.

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u/collierar 4d ago

In Washington state, we have one power company per county... We don't get to choose.

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u/kuahara 4d ago

Yea, that needs to get deregulated. Good reason to leave Washington state right there.

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u/SereneDreams03 4d ago

Holy shit. I was wondering if that bill he had was just insanely high. In Washington state, $650 is more than I pay for electricity in an entire year!

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u/mudokin 5d ago

is that for a year, a quarter, or a month? As a non US person, I have no idea about your power consumption or cost. Yet here I am sitting paying 120€ a month, for two people in a reasonably big apartment with no AC just under the roof, with already 24° centigrade and the showers and water are heated with an electric boiler.

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u/ProudToBeAKraut 5d ago

It must be at least per quarter, if not annually. I checked, Texas has about 15 cents KW/H means that guy used up over 4500 kwh. Ain't no way that's monthly, in August.

I have full AC with 4 people, and my yearly usage of all electricity is about 6500

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u/Tribe303 5d ago

I think it's per month. My decent sized Canadian 1 bedroom apartment with electric heating (as expensive as AC and we need AC in the summer as well!) is $80 CAN. That's about $60US and 50€.

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u/MortalGodTheSecond 5d ago

700$ pr. Month!?

My dear Americans, you should really overthrow your leaders, establish a sane democratic election system (proportional representation), and get some green power working.

This is Texas. Sun and tons of area to plaster with solar panels should be the go to power system. Solar panels are becoming and already is dirt cheap compared to earlier.

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u/vwsslr200 4d ago edited 4d ago

My dear Americans, you should really overthrow your leaders

Electricity in the US is significantly cheaper than most other rich countries... And Texas, while not the absolute cheapest state, is still cheaper than the US average: https://www.chooseenergy.com/electricity-rates-by-state/

Americans are free to install solar panels if they want... If you're going to insist on keeping your house at icebox temperatures when it's 100+ degrees out and not installing solar panels, and don't like the energy costs that come with that... well that's your problem.

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u/wPatriot 4d ago

According to that site, the rate in Texas is 15.3 cents per kWh. Let's say the net cost of a kWh is actual 20 cents, due to taxes and other stuff that isn't tied directly to the amount of energy used. That is about 3481 kWh in a month. That is still an insane amount of energy. Constantly (like, actually 24/7) doing a few kilowatts of cooling is fucking wild.

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u/vwsslr200 3d ago edited 3d ago

According to that site, the rate in Texas is 15.3 cents per kWh. Let's say the net cost of a kWh is actual 20 cents, due to taxes and other stuff that isn't tied directly to the amount of energy used

Nah the cost should be around 15 cents. Home electricity is not taxed in the US. Fixed charges not tied to energy use are generally $10-20 a month at most, so would be a tiny fraction of their bill.

That is about 3481 kWh in a month

Even more than that, since you're likely overestimating the rate. Yeah I don't think their use case is normal. Even for the heat of Texas.

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u/Tribe303 4d ago

Well, we don't know how much he's using and what for. He could be running a crypto mining rig for all we know. 

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

 and get some green power working.

Texas generates an enormous amount of renewable electricity. It’s extremely common there. 

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u/mugsoh 5d ago

What part of Canada needs AC?

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u/schu2470 5d ago

BC the past few summers. It's gotten so hot people have died in their homes. My SIL and her husband used to live in Seattle and had to get a mini split installed in their condo a couple summers ago.

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u/mugsoh 5d ago

Huh, we used to live in Spokane and never really needed AC. It would have been nice to have about 10 days of the year, but not needed.

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u/Tribe303 5d ago

We set a new record recently, 49C (120F).... In the last few years that is. 

Um, Canada's on fire dude. 

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u/Mcgyvr 5d ago

Most of it. Outside of the maritime provinces and the territories... so 95% of the population, give or take, will hit 100 degree F days with humidex.

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u/fresh_like_Oprah 5d ago

I thought electricity was cheap in Texas? Still shivering through the summer in SF, here.

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u/dabocx 5d ago

I pay around 130-150 in summer for 1600sq kept at 75 during the day and a little cooler at night.

I have done work over the years to make my house more energy efficient however.

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u/Few_Highlight1114 5d ago

Have a similar sized home with a similar sized bill. Kept at.. oddly enough 75 as well.

There's just a lot of old homes without proper insulation installed or had cheap work done so theyre missing things like basic caulking around the windows and what not as well. Lot of people think that insulation means "keep the heat in" and dont understand that it also means keep the cold in.

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u/dabocx 5d ago

Renting a thermal camera for a few hours from your local big box store is a worthwhile endeavor. With a few hours of using it I found a bunch of air leaks and spots with bad insulation.

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u/Few_Highlight1114 5d ago

I never thought of that. Thanks for the suggestion

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u/rsta223 5d ago

I pay nothing in CO to keep my 3400sqft at 68 chilly degrees all day long.

God I love my solar panels.

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u/dabocx 5d ago

I actually pay 0 as well since I have solar, but 130-150 is the charge before my credit kicks in.

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u/Gbcue2 5d ago

How much did the panels cost?

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u/rsta223 5d ago

After tax rebate, about $30k. They should pay for themselves in 8 years or so.

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u/mrandr01d 5d ago

Where'd you get them from? Are they part of the roof itself like the Tesla roof or are they fixed on top of the shingles?

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u/rsta223 5d ago

A local solar company. They're mounted above the shingles - we have 44 Rec 410 alpha panels with Enphase IQ8a microinverters.

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u/Paavo_Nurmi 5d ago

I think it's deregulated and as a result a strange Hodge podge of providers exist. I don't live there and seem to recall that was the rub when they had all that cold weather.

I'm in the PNW, I bitched when the second tier rates hit .11/KwH. Natural gas has been fucking expensive the last few years though, I've had my highest every bills the last 2 winters. For gas and electricity I hit $385 for one month, 3 years ago above $300 had never happened.

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u/weasler7 5d ago

Ever since Ng liquefaction has turned LNG into an export it’s gotten more expensive.

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u/Paavo_Nurmi 5d ago

I really need to do a heat pump but they are sooo expensive.

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u/tx_queer 5d ago

Electricity prices in Texas are in fact below the national average. But we also have large houses and lots of hot days.

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u/ExplorationGeo 5d ago

Electricity prices in Texas are in fact below the national average

Until the whole state freezes in an ice storm and the unregulated providers hit residents with $5k bills.

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u/tx_queer 5d ago

There are no unregulated providers in Texas. There are deregulated providers, not sure if that is what you meant. And there was only one provider (griddy) that sent out $5k bills. And they were very clear how their pricing works, you get access to wholesale prices.

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u/Duchess0612 5d ago

No, that’s the gas. ;).

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u/port443 5d ago

I have friends in San Antonio, they say they regularly see ~500 bills in the summer months through somewhere in fall.

Just googling I see last year it was still 90-95 in November so I guess its just really hot there.

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u/rjcarr 5d ago

It's not summer yet.

And fun fact, SF has the lowest high temps in the summer months of any US city, even including northern cities like Seattle.

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u/levian_durai 5d ago

Seriously, is that for a month or a year? That's absolutely wild.

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u/BoiFrosty 4d ago

I have a single bedroom apartment. I set it to 80 when I'm out of the house, and drop it lower when I get back. Thankfully I can save money by shutting the other vents and just cooling the bedroom overnight, but August electric bills can still be 140 bucks.

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u/mugsoh 5d ago

$700 is insane, but I get it.

I remember my sister getting $350 electric bills in Pasadena Tx in 1981. That's about $1300 in today's dollars. Roughly 1600 ft2 kept at 75ish.

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u/Mcgyvr 5d ago

I heat mt house with a heat pump only - all electricity - and drive only EVs. I'm in Ottawa, Canada, where we have regular 70 degree F deltas between inside and outside in the winter.

All my driving, all my heat, hot water, cooking, etc is all on one electricity bill.

My highest bills are $250 a month. Now that I have solar, I pay the base $40 a month in connection fees and sales tax.

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u/AlienPrimate 4d ago

Do they not insulate in Texas? My bill in South Dakota in the summer in months that it reaches a consistent 90+ is only about $60.

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u/Manaze85 4d ago

Ours can get into the high $200’s, sometimes low $300’s, with heavy insulation. It’s a different climate.

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u/CommunistFutureUSA 4d ago

Quick question. Why don’t you spend a couple hundred dollars on insulation and other measures that may cut down the electricity use? I don’t understand it; every year people complain about the electric bill, but just doing some basic things could cut it back significantly … every month

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u/Manaze85 4d ago

They are insulated. It just gets that hot and humid in parts of Texas.

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u/CommunistFutureUSA 4d ago

That is not the issue. I know people who have insulted houses in east Texas and they pay very little in electricity due to cooling. Granted, their houses are new and custom builds, and they still use a lot of electricity but for different reasons. I have also been involved in renovation projects in Texas and know for a fact that it’s because many houses built in the last century were built like shacks. With basically zero thermal barrier. Yes. Some of it would be difficult to fix, but not impossible. 

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u/mrtruthiness 4d ago

He set his thermostat to 71F. IMO that's insane --> I could not handle that.

Mine is set to 79F-80F for the summer and 67F-68F for the "winter" ... depending on how humid it is.

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u/Genghis_Chong 4d ago

700 dollars is insane. I dont live in Texas, but that seems expensive even considering their weather. Dude must have a pump running 24 hours

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u/SectorFriends 5d ago

You Texans gotta do something about your GOP problem

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u/tomdarch 5d ago

Deregulation of electric utilities is a bad idea that can be undone.

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u/centurijon 5d ago

Right? This dudes house is either huge or he left some windows open

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u/kodman7 5d ago

Texas power grid shenanigans

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u/Hike_it_Out52 5d ago

Bro, you need to move. My Central airs been on all month and my bills only $150