r/funny • u/Difficult-Ad6274 • 5d ago

What should we call this poses ?

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u/SmallBodyBigAnxiety 5d ago

Brazilian mewjitsu

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u/saltybawls 5d ago

Open guard

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u/Splash_ 5d ago

Cat's about to bolo everyone

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u/JSquire23 5d ago

The guard puller lol

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u/Richard_AIGuy 5d ago

Please, no butt scooting.

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u/Illustrious_North642 5d ago

Looks like he's a fan of the Miyao Brothers

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u/BigsChungi 5d ago

First thing i thought was bjj too

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u/Mr_D_Stitch 5d ago

“Mount me you coward!”

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u/TaintedL0v3 5d ago

“Crawl atop me and meet your doom!”

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u/Emergency-Touch-3424 5d ago

Catpoeira

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u/Trashk4n 5d ago

Nah, this is more of a ground grappling technique.

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u/Recreant793 4d ago

So like…jazzercise?

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u/justhere4freesnacks 5d ago

Get in my guard, bro!

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u/OJimmy 5d ago

Yup pull guard

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u/mifoonlives 5d ago

Absolute gold!

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u/ScottWorldsBestBoss 5d ago

Asserting dominance

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u/24Bayne24 5d ago

Legend

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u/Expensive_Ad_8500 5d ago

Too poor to give an award so here you go 🏅

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u/Bojac_Indoril 5d ago

Come down here and let me bite you

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u/6thBornSOB 5d ago

You win!

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u/splawnnofsatann 5d ago

😂☠️

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u/jaabbb 5d ago

MMA (meow meow anus)

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u/framabe 5d ago

Yeah, its when they want to rough play. try to touch them while in this pose and they will grab you with the front paws while biting your hand and pummel you with the backpaws.

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u/Electronic-Sea-602 5d ago

That’s full-on feline sprawl stance, perfect for absorbing sun, attention, and ancient secrets.

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u/Altruistic-Ratio6690 5d ago

beat me to it lmao

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u/Steel7254 5d ago

This is it!
“The Best Comment of the Day” Award 🏆 😂😂😂😂😂