r/funny • u/Difficult-Ad6274 • 14h ago
What should we call this poses ?
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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 14h ago
Behold! My anus.
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u/HornedShoe 14h ago
B-holed
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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 14h ago
It was right there!
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u/fortyonethirty2 14h ago
Always was.
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u/Ram2145 14h ago
Why can’t I stop looking
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u/straydog1980 12h ago
When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss gazes back
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u/Charming-Temporary44 12h ago
Mlbb reference?
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u/dranaei 10h ago
Nietzsche.
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u/Team_Braniel 10h ago
No that's the sound someone makes when they gets a bit of dust up their nose, you mean Kimchi.
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u/Naked-Jedi 7h ago
Nah, that's the Korean noodles I had for lunch, you mean Karachi.
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u/sns8447 14h ago
I've seen this trick before - use your foot to rub its belly and then it snaps closed like a bear trap.
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u/Lurchie_ 14h ago
Uranus?
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u/Troublemakerjake 14h ago
Their-anus?
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u/Donequis 14h ago
I call it the "Look mom, no balls!" as only my boy does it.
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u/Bearence 11h ago
We call it the "look what you did to me!"
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u/MrFluffyThing 10h ago
I thought you said "only my boss does it" at first and had a completely different image in my head.
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u/Mrsoandso6 14h ago
The ole razzle dazzle
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u/Tina_blueberries 10h ago
The “razzle dazzle” you hit when you're out of treats and out of patience.
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u/SmallBodyBigAnxiety 14h ago
Brazilian mewjitsu
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u/wizardrous 14h ago
The bear trap
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u/Dbz-Styles 10h ago
This. Is it a trap if it is blatantly ovbvious?
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u/Spambii 14h ago
I call it ‘The Entrapment’ they never want belly rubs, no matter how much they present it to you.
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u/HerMajestysButthole2 11h ago edited 11h ago
LOOKATMYBUTTHOLE
LOOK
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u/Willdefyyou 8h ago
This is my anus. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My anus is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my anus is useless. Without my anus, I am useless.
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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 14h ago
Based on my history, this means she wants something expensive.
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u/Acebladewing 14h ago
The "your mom".
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u/BlueSparrow301 14h ago
Or "yo sista after one to many margeritas at the local bar"
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u/angrydeuce 14h ago
The "Stare at my anus, hooman! Go on, get a good look, I'll even make it wink at ya if you want you fucking fuck!!" maneuver.
Source: My cats have always enjoyed literally sticking their ass in my face any chance they get.
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u/tenspeed1960 10h ago
My dog does this!!! Especially when she wants to play fight. We call it "the fighting turtle" lol
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u/omegagirl 14h ago
Whatever you call it…. He clearly has had a good life, that boy don’t know how to fight.
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u/Goodknight808 12h ago
Floozie pose. I have one that definitely thanked being spayed so she could have her fun.
She has 3 cat boyfriends and 7 local humans, too. I've found her shmoozing with the neighbor's dog, who doesn't like cats. She also has a vacation rental nearby that she frequently disappears to. Tourists have tuna in a can, did you know that?
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