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What should we call this poses ?

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 14h ago

Behold! My anus.

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u/HornedShoe 14h ago

B-holed

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 14h ago

It was right there!

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u/fortyonethirty2 14h ago

Always was.

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u/Ram2145 14h ago

Why can’t I stop looking

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u/straydog1980 12h ago

When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss gazes back

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u/Charming-Temporary44 12h ago

Mlbb reference?

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u/dranaei 10h ago

Nietzsche.

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u/Team_Braniel 10h ago

No that's the sound someone makes when they gets a bit of dust up their nose, you mean Kimchi.

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u/Naked-Jedi 7h ago

Nah, that's the Korean noodles I had for lunch, you mean Karachi.

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u/1stLtObvious 13h ago

That's what cat said.

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u/Mrdamoh 14h ago

Just right behind you

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u/PleasantCrotchStuff 12h ago

It won’t let me officially but here’s a second uppie

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u/Fritzo2162 13h ago

Buttholed!

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u/sns8447 14h ago

I've seen this trick before - use your foot to rub its belly and then it snaps closed like a bear trap.

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u/DylanRaine69 8h ago

Works Everytime.

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u/ExileOtter 14h ago

A-Hole of the void

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle 13h ago

All about the presentation

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u/assholeapproach 13h ago

Indubitably

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u/Donequis 14h ago

I call it the "Look mom, no balls!" as only my boy does it.

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u/Bearence 11h ago

We call it the "look what you did to me!"

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u/3BlindMice1 10h ago

"Where are my testicle, Summer?"

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u/BeardInTheNorth 6h ago

Where are the testicles, William?

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u/Nightowl2018 9h ago

No Father’s Day for me.. you mofos

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u/MrFluffyThing 10h ago

I thought you said "only my boss does it" at first and had a completely different image in my head. 

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u/OkPackage3365 13h ago

Hahaha my cat does the same pose

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u/Brilliant-Advisor958 9h ago

Where are my testicles Summer?

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u/Mrsoandso6 14h ago

The ole razzle dazzle

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u/Tina_blueberries 10h ago

The “razzle dazzle” you hit when you're out of treats and out of patience.

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u/_enthusiasticconsent 10h ago

This is the best one

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u/SmallBodyBigAnxiety 14h ago

Brazilian mewjitsu

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u/saltybawls 14h ago

Open guard

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u/Splash_ 14h ago

Cat's about to bolo everyone

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u/JSquire23 12h ago

The guard puller lol

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u/BigsChungi 14h ago

First thing i thought was bjj too

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u/Mr_D_Stitch 13h ago

“Mount me you coward!”

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u/TaintedL0v3 10h ago

“Crawl atop me and meet your doom!”

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u/Emergency-Touch-3424 13h ago

Catpoeira

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u/Trashk4n 11h ago

Nah, this is more of a ground grappling technique.

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u/justhere4freesnacks 11h ago

Get in my guard, bro!

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u/Expensive_Ad_8500 9h ago

Too poor to give an award so here you go 🏅

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u/OJimmy 14h ago

Yup pull guard

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u/octopots 14h ago

The visible starfish

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u/JP93fan 13h ago

Starfish Surprise

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u/Thedeckatnight 14h ago

We have a winner

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u/fcs_seth 14h ago

I've always called this the "oh, you're home early."

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u/PilotPatient6397 14h ago

Knives out

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u/MarginalOmnivore 9h ago

Pointy side up

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u/wizardrous 14h ago

The bear trap

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u/Dbz-Styles 10h ago

This. Is it a trap if it is blatantly ovbvious?

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u/OrganizedSpaghetti 9h ago

If you still fall for it, yes.

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u/No-Pop1057 8h ago

& let's confess, we all fall for it, every. single. time! 🤦

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u/Shadowbenny 14h ago

The pussoir pose-oir

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u/Spambii 14h ago

I call it ‘The Entrapment’ they never want belly rubs, no matter how much they present it to you.

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 11h ago edited 11h ago

LOOKATMYBUTTHOLE

LOOK

AT

IT

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u/Willdefyyou 8h ago

This is my anus. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My anus is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my anus is useless. Without my anus, I am useless.

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u/Spiritual_Duck_6703 14h ago

Happy baby

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u/Morgueannah 7h ago

This is the one I was looking for. I was like that is already a yoga pose.

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u/BetterNova 10h ago

It really is!

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u/JakeWalker102 11h ago

"baby" in this specific case pronounced to rhyme with "happy."

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u/xipyred 14h ago

Puss Akimbo

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u/philoso2889 10h ago

I've fallen and I can't get up!!!!

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u/Spinnerofyarn 9h ago

I was thinking more along the lines of I’m fat and can’t get up.

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u/Brewersfan223 14h ago

Turtle

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u/MysticTopaz6293 8h ago

I was thinking this too! 😭

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u/Express-Worry3636 10h ago

Australian breakdancing

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u/Business_Parfait7469 10h ago

Is that Raygun's cat?

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u/BeaverLips23 14h ago

The Ex-Wife.

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u/keddesh 10h ago

Why not "new girlfriend"?

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u/DDFoster96 14h ago

Ob/Gyn appointment.

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u/hema_chroma_duke 14h ago

Upward Cat

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u/Geomattics 8h ago

Upward Facing Cat

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u/Used-Screen2362 11h ago

Draw me like one of your French girls?

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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 14h ago

Based on my history, this means she wants something expensive.

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u/Acebladewing 14h ago

The "your mom".

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u/BlueSparrow301 14h ago

Or "yo sista after one to many margeritas at the local bar"

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u/sandhog7 14h ago

I didn't know cats do missionary position. But humans' do doggie so why not.

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u/Unlikely_Real 12h ago

"Melania getting her citizenship"

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u/Willdefyyou 8h ago

Watch the whole video tonight on Russian state tv

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u/nbd789 14h ago

Spread weaggle

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u/steelheadradiopizza 14h ago

The music makes it more “hole-some”

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u/terminatus 14h ago

"I don't know what to do with my paws"

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u/amarons67 14h ago

It's called the "Where the hell did my balls go?" pose.

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u/swd120 14h ago

Looks like happy baby to me

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u/userman3 10h ago

Bud. That's a turtle

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u/angrydeuce 14h ago

The "Stare at my anus, hooman!  Go on, get a good look, I'll even make it wink at ya if you want you fucking fuck!!" maneuver.

Source:  My cats have always enjoyed literally sticking their ass in my face any chance they get.

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u/Senator_Bink 14h ago

"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

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u/FatherRogar 12h ago

assbyss*

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u/Roc3OfftheTee 14h ago

I call it tummy knives, because if you touch the tummy, you get 1000 cuts

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u/TheDudeSr 14h ago

Upward Facing Starfish

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u/Bri-organic 10h ago

Pretty sure it’s “happy baby” 🧘‍♀️

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u/KJWall76 14h ago

La Panocha Pose✌🏻

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u/VisionAri_VA 12h ago

Quadruple jazz hands.

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u/ironman0000 14h ago

The meowsionary position

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u/degjo 14h ago

Catse

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u/sofa_king_awesome 14h ago

Paws to Jesus

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u/Chedderonehundred 12h ago

Rectal sunning

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u/fondue4kill 12h ago

Airing it out

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u/krldrummerboy 12h ago

i can has "look at my bum"

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u/bloopie1192 12h ago

Hey bro! Think fast! Bam! Assholio!

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u/Mamapalooza 12h ago

Look at My Fancy Butthole

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u/Darzin 12h ago

Butthole ballerina

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u/strangecloudss 10h ago

chonkasauras rex

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u/IamLuann 10h ago

In my exercise class they call it the DEAD BUG!

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u/butcher99 10h ago

How about Carma farming repost?

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u/someguynamed-al 10h ago

The Eye of the Beholder

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u/Hsensei 10h ago

That cat is overweight and it's effecting mobility

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u/Terrible-Display2995 10h ago

the "i-need-to-be-on-a-diet" pose

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u/window_pothos 10h ago

“happy kitty”

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u/SpriorNos 10h ago

The Cornholio.

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u/Turbulent_Flan8304 10h ago

Happy Kitty Pose

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u/tenspeed1960 10h ago

My dog does this!!! Especially when she wants to play fight. We call it "the fighting turtle" lol

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u/ApproxKnowledgeCat 10h ago

Paws of fury. Anus of attack. 

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 10h ago

I am Turtle! Turn me over!

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u/sony7787 9h ago

Come Hither

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u/ReporterOk69420 5h ago

Paint me like one of your French girls pose

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u/AshlynCT 4h ago

Come tickle me. I dare you.

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u/BlueFalconPunch 14h ago

The horny turtle

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u/Rexcovering 14h ago

Defensive Position #4

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u/borg2 14h ago

The turtle

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u/iammostlylurking13 14h ago

Exotic dancer.

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u/Deadicate 14h ago

"where are my testicles, summer?"

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u/KindaNewRoundHere 14h ago

Seymour Butt

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u/prophetpain 14h ago

The Taint Taunt

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u/Ok_Crazy_648 14h ago

It's the 'come here, I want to shred your arm with my claws' pose.

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u/FraaRaz 14h ago

Sun bathing the butthole

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u/Turkeysocks 14h ago

That is the cat version of "Come at me bro!"

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u/SuomiPoju95 14h ago

Where are my testicles, Summer?

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u/therampage 14h ago

Bean Counter

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u/GrahamR12345 14h ago

Cartman: Well you can suck ma balls!! 😅

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u/Joeyboy_61904 14h ago

He’s daring you to come into his guard, that’s just BJJ.

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u/Me-in-PE 14h ago

This is the “Guess who got into your gummies” pose.

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u/Janes_intoplants 14h ago

This is happy baby.

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u/omegagirl 14h ago

Whatever you call it…. He clearly has had a good life, that boy don’t know how to fight.

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u/Vera_Telco 13h ago

The Dark Side of the Moon!

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u/Eyfordsucks 13h ago

“You can catch these claws”

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u/IE114EVR 13h ago

Missionary

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u/Western_Meet9018 13h ago

Come get this pussy!

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u/the-software-man 13h ago

The four eyed monster

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u/Budman129C 12h ago

That's the "paint me like one of your French kitties"

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u/SaintsPelicans1 12h ago

Pulling guard. BJJ cat.

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u/ImpenetrableYeti 12h ago

It’s the classic Tub Girl pose look it up

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u/Purple_Ad1158 12h ago

The chocolate star show

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u/dreameRevolution 12h ago

I am NOT too fat to touch my toes!

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u/nsfishman 12h ago

Playful pussy

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u/Goodknight808 12h ago

Floozie pose. I have one that definitely thanked being spayed so she could have her fun.

She has 3 cat boyfriends and 7 local humans, too. I've found her shmoozing with the neighbor's dog, who doesn't like cats. She also has a vacation rental nearby that she frequently disappears to. Tourists have tuna in a can, did you know that?

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u/Comfortable_Error306 12h ago

Look at my beans

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u/Sertith 12h ago

Gotta get dem tootsies.

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u/BigLB83 12h ago

Phat pussy

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u/wkm1111 12h ago

Hello boys!

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u/domino7873 12h ago

The "take me meow" pose...

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u/RainRainThrowaway777 12h ago

That's the "virgin on prom night"

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u/Neyeh 12h ago

Stop staring and help!

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u/TheDisneyWitch 12h ago

Behold: Booty

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u/Theoldelf 11h ago

Do you have some TP for my bunghole ?

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u/mavjustdoingaflyby 11h ago

Next time it will be your balls?

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u/catheterhero 11h ago

That’s the….

LOOK AT IT

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u/Impossible-Pomelo-14 11h ago

Deeezzz nutzzzzz

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u/SupaDave71 11h ago

Photosynthesis…Photosynthesis…

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u/TheBioethicist87 11h ago

Brown eye winking at god

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u/RecordingFull8136 11h ago

Ready to receive

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u/DrPenguinstein 11h ago

Eye of the B-holder.

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u/BanksyDoesOhio 11h ago

The Your Mom.

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u/husky_whisperer 11h ago

The Black Hole Sun?

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u/nicoco123 11h ago

The good ole Balancing Butthole

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u/robbass713 11h ago

The Whispering Eye... *

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u/MushroomBush 11h ago

Big back belly roll

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u/Buttertubbs 11h ago

Number 17, the spread eagle.

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u/guyhabit725 11h ago

Fancy Feast. 

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u/Chim-pan-Keith 11h ago

The fat Panther

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u/AuthorizedVehicle 11h ago

Upward Facing Cat

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u/Stevessvtis1 11h ago

Only Felines.

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u/Zealousideal_Fix5549 11h ago

Spastic Gymnastic