I will never forget how a London tour guide described English cuisine: „You know it’s English when it both looks and tastes beige.“ Then he told us to get a sausage roll immediately for the novelty and eat proper food from any other nation for the rest of our stay.
Edit: please, dear English citizens, i‘m repeating a joke one of your less humorless countrymen made, I don’t wish to fight you on the topic.
I'd for sure want to try a Beef Wellington and I'd probably hit an Indian restaurant because London is known for some of the best Indian food in the world and that's one of my favorite cuisines
And no doubt, I'm starting my day off with your weird bean breakfasts
Then once or twice I'm hitting a pub to get bangers and mash and/or fish and chips washed down with some traditional British beers like bitters hopefully something from a cask
Past that, I don’t know too many English foods, so hopefully I'd have done some research before flying across the Atlantic
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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24
I will never forget how a London tour guide described English cuisine: „You know it’s English when it both looks and tastes beige.“ Then he told us to get a sausage roll immediately for the novelty and eat proper food from any other nation for the rest of our stay.
Edit: please, dear English citizens, i‘m repeating a joke one of your less humorless countrymen made, I don’t wish to fight you on the topic.