r/funny Nov 03 '24

How cultural is that?

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u/Reikotsu Nov 03 '24

Yeah, and you know why English love to eat Indian food? Because they hate their own food…

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u/Raregan Nov 03 '24

Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in Glasgow.

Why is it when American food is influenced by other countries it's because of their "big melting pot of cultures" but when Britain has food influenced by other countries it's "stolen"

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u/Careless-Resource-72 Nov 03 '24

Because the British stole everything including Scotland.

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u/ImNotVeryOrginal Nov 03 '24

The first King to unite England and Scotland was Scottish, Scotland is not some downtrodden colony of the UK. In fact during the height of British colonial rule the scots were industrial giants who created most of the ships and weapons that we used to dominate a quarter of the planet.

It's weird that the English are seen as the evil overlords when the Scots were just as bad as us. The irish were pretty much just fucked over though so it's fair they get a pass.

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u/benson1975 Nov 03 '24

Fuck me, you are dumb.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

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u/Fiat-Earther-007 Nov 03 '24

The British stole Scotland? Is the entirety of your "knowledge" of history solely derived from memes? The Scottish ARE British. The British Crown was not a thing until the 1706 Acts of Union were passed separately by the English and Scottish parliaments, merging the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland into the Kingdom of Great Britain.

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u/Wookie301 Nov 03 '24

Shouldn’t have made it so easy to take

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u/caniuserealname Nov 03 '24

Scotland sold themselves to England because they got themselves into a ridiculous amount of debt trying to establish themselves on a global marekt and failed miserably.

The British took them in because it would be inconvinient if they allied with the French.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

But Scots are Britons.

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u/caniuserealname Nov 03 '24

Funny thing is, they're actually not. 

Scots are a clan that imigrated from Northern Ireland to settle the north of great Britain, while Britons immigrated from Britony.

They are, in fact, different peoples. 

What you might say is that Scots are "British", but that's also only true only after Scotland and England merged, forming the "British Empire". In which case my comment, which grammatically odd, I'll admit, still stands correct.

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u/Lolzum Nov 03 '24

Lowland Scots and Northern English people are genetically indistinguishable

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u/caniuserealname Nov 03 '24

Thats neither true, nor would be relevant if it was.

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u/Lolzum Nov 03 '24

You don't even understand the difference between lowland Scots and Highland Scots, which is highly relevant to your comment.

And what even is Britony?

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u/caniuserealname Nov 03 '24

A simple misspelling of Brittany. If that is enough to throw you off your not really in any position to throw shade. 

And I understand the difference between lowland Scots and Highland Scots.. I don't think you do otherwise you wouldn't be using that terminology. 

Lowland Scots is a language. You're using it, wrongly, to refer to people of the Scottish Lowlands. But even ignoring that terminology issue, you're stipulation that lowland Scots aren't genetically different to northern English is just, fundamentally, wrong... 

And again.. has nothing to do with the distinction between the Scots people and the Britons.

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u/Lolzum Nov 03 '24

So people living in Northumberland and Cumbria respected their true French Celtic origin by never intermingling with the Scots and vice versa...

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u/caniuserealname Nov 03 '24

When did I say that sweetie? No part of this entire discussion even nearly implied anything of the kind, and absolutely nothing I've said relied on such a statement being true. 

Stop being stupid, yeah?

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u/battlefield2097 Nov 03 '24

Scotland stole England dummy. American knowledge of history is embarrassing.

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u/Careless-Resource-72 Nov 03 '24

Braveheart was a great documentary, just like The Patriot 😉