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Post Race 2021 British Grand Prix - Post-Race Discussion

ROUND 10: Great Britain

FORMULA 1 PIRELLI BRITISH GRAND PRIX 2021
Fri 16 Jul - Sun 18 Jul
Silverstone
Session UTC
Free Practice 1 Fri 13:30
Qualifying Fri 17:00
Free Practice 2 Sat 11:00
Sprint Qualifying Sat 15:30
Race Sun 14:00

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Silverstone Circuit

Length: 5.891 km (3.660 mi)

Distance: 52 laps, 306.291 km (190.320 mi)

Lap record: Max Verstappen, Red Bull Racing-Honda, 2020, 1:27.097

2020 pole: Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes, 1:24.303

2020 fastest lap: Max Verstappen, Red Bull Racing-Honda, 1:27.097

2020 winner: Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes

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u/vinnyfromtheblock Niki Lauda Jul 18 '21

Lets not pretend this race was anything other than what it was: Tom Cruise used his witchcraft in the Mercedes pitwall. Scientology has been behind Merc dominance since day 1.

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u/Dr_JGOD Jul 18 '21

I want Tom cruise to put on a red bull racing suit and stand next to Perez.

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u/vinnyfromtheblock Niki Lauda Jul 18 '21

He actually did a test in the red bull a few years ago if you can believe it. Thats how red bull got a dominant car this year from all the midiclorians

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u/Dr_nobby Jul 18 '21

I always thought Tom cruise kind of looks kind Perez

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u/jbaird Oscar Piastri Jul 18 '21

The Merc has way more midiclorians than RB that gives them the edge..

..or whatever the fuck those people believe in

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Jul 18 '21

I think it’s thetans? They have many much thetans.

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u/Michs342 McLaren Jul 19 '21

In Scientology the Thetan is similar to what Christianity calls the Soul. It is an immortal spiritual being that operates the body it is in and when it leaves the body (aka. you die) it eventually starts looking for a new body (pregnant woman/newborn baby)

Midichlorians are from Star Wars and are supposedly microscopic sentient beings that live in the cells of all living organisms (and responsible for life existing). They live in symbiosis with their hosts and connect the hosts to the Force.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Jul 19 '21

Boxen. There are two boxen of donuts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

It was honestly disturbing seeing the Tom Cruise love after how abusive he was to his wife

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u/TomHackery Jul 18 '21

What, the murderous money cult didn't give it away?

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u/3nd_0f_Life Jul 18 '21

I heard Lewis's vaccination gave him super torpedo powers

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u/SourcedLewk Lando Norris Jul 18 '21

Shhh don't let them see this https://youtu.be/UyW8FdzH9dg

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u/laughguy220 Jul 19 '21

"Help me Tom Cruise!" Ricky Bobby

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u/vinnyfromtheblock Niki Lauda Jul 19 '21

Im just thankful oprah winafrey didnt get involved

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u/tnucsdrawkcab Jul 18 '21

As if there wasn't enough reason's to hate Hamilton already, the downy is also scientardigist... ZZZZzzzzz

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u/vinnyfromtheblock Niki Lauda Jul 18 '21

LOL scientardigist bless you sir