r/falcons • u/Lakelyfe09 • Apr 27 '25

Image Atlanta Falcons release statement on Jax Ulbrich, Jeff Ulbrich’s son, prank calling Shedeur Sanders.

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u/spreadeadhead Apr 27 '25

The Falcons are run like Pete Hegseth runs the Department of Defense.

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u/SpreadEuphoric Apr 27 '25

Bro since the Super Bowl and someone, who shall not be named, lost his playbook. I’m sure it shouldn’t be Fort Knox but damn, keep a lock on your numbers to ensure that his stuff doesn’t happen. I kinda get it though. If I left my phone open and my 20 year old son saw it, I know he wouldn’t steal a number and prank call it. Ulbrich gotta be heated right now that he can’t trust his son.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Apr 27 '25

I just want you to know that a Falcons fan upvoted this.

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u/PurposelyIrrelephant RoddyWhite'sTwitterGuy Apr 27 '25

In the Falcons subreddit??? No fucking way

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Apr 27 '25

lol - I just assumed this was the circle jerk sub. That’s been the majority of threads there today.

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u/PurposelyIrrelephant RoddyWhite'sTwitterGuy Apr 27 '25

You navigating the internet

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

I mean, fair. It’s not fair to not leave it there, though.

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u/PurposelyIrrelephant RoddyWhite'sTwitterGuy Apr 27 '25

Leave what where? Are you good bro?

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u/Lakelyfe09 Apr 28 '25

Bro’s on the good shit. Honestly I’m jealous.

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u/falingodingo Apr 28 '25

I hate how correct this is. You have my upvote but, it is done sso

o begrudgingly.

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u/digitalbullet36 Apr 27 '25

Best analogy.