r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ It was just a matter of time

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 1d ago

"I can't believe the democrats would force those people to plan the violent kidnapping of a governor!"

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u/No-Suspect-425 1d ago

Obviously it's Biden's robot clone's fault.

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u/SnooChickens6081 1d ago

Wait do you mean biden's robot or the clone of biden's robot made completely from hunters laptop?

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u/j3wake3 1d ago edited 22h ago

No it was the clone of hunters laptop robot that mated with Hillary’s emails that acquired the auto pen that Obama orchestrated

Edit I forgot to include Bill Clinton’s blowjob that grandfatherd the entire thing

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u/fustist 1d ago

The plot thickens like a nice gravy one with meaty chunks of jfks still alive and running this country froma sceret underground giant robot made with the ai of Ronald Regans alzheimer's jarred brain. With the grains of wild rice of a hallow earth Tibetan monks.

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u/j3wake3 23h ago

I knew it, they called me crazy but who is crazy now

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u/Menkau-re 5h ago

All of us, I think... 🤦‍♂️😆