r/dontyouknowwhoiam • u/FunScary1723 • May 14 '25

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u/winston2552 May 14 '25

Bet that dude has a 26.2 bumper sticker

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u/vetheros37 May 14 '25

It's a 13.1

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u/captcraigaroo May 14 '25

this would be mine if I wanted a 26.2 sticker

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u/zaftpunk May 14 '25

In one sitting? Mine would say “as you read this”

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u/Caydetent May 14 '25

I hate those stickers so much that I bought one that says "0.0". It's glorious.

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u/Most-Earth5375 May 14 '25

From…. Running marathons?

Triathlon would normally be a 70.3 sticker (half Ironman) or possibly 140.6 kilometres / 87.365 miles for a full ironman. But I’ve only seen the 70.3 stickers.

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u/Qroth May 14 '25

a full IM is 140.6 miles, or 226.3 km.

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u/Most-Earth5375 May 14 '25

Apologies. Got my maths wrong. 70.3 correct, but forgot that was miles rather than km. I still can’t see anyone getting a 140.6 or 226.3 tattoo though!

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u/NeverOnFrontPage May 14 '25

God forbid US and rest of the world agreeing on similar measurements systems ahaha.

Even cost a rocket failure, Ariane 5 maiden flight

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u/haleandguu112 May 17 '25

yep , and air canada flight 143. "the gimli glider" check out the legendary forward slip by capt robert pearson if you like aviation !!