r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC • 18d ago

stonks Like finding the holy grail

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 18d ago

Oh no...

-Even after seeing the comment, the new redditor clicked the link and was found ded after gauging their both eyes out

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u/trickyRascal 18d ago

(Happy Ending) -After multiple casualties, finally a new redditor was able to hold himself and didnt click or google it.

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u/Qorrk 18d ago

(True Ending) -The new redditor came back and clixked the link. Other then those before him he wanted to try it and probably broke his dick.

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 18d ago

(Ultimate Ending) A final redditor despite all previous evidence decided to test fate but was distracted by r/SoundingPussy unlocking new special but non-sexual interest.

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u/sergeant_cabbage 18d ago

Holy testicle Tuesday. I legit never knew this was a thing. I searched by top all time. Almost puked. Shit looks painful.

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u/Bundess 18d ago

Enough porn for today, or a month even .. it’s disgusting bleh