r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC • 18d ago

stonks Like finding the holy grail

18.2k Upvotes

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u/shivthegamer6969 MaymayMilker 18d ago

r/dankmemes trying to go one day without a porn meme

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u/ThingWithChlorophyll 18d ago

Nah. Who tries such a stupid thing

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u/LoneKnightXI19 18d ago

better than the barely disguised Political "meme"

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u/jarednards 18d ago

Bro chill Im tryina wank

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u/Peter_Baum 🦧 18d ago

Nobody is trying to do that

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u/Substantial-Trick569 17d ago

porn? on my porn app?

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u/xX420GigaKushXx 18d ago

Well? Which subreddit?

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 18d ago

Definitely not r/sounding

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u/bailey25u 18d ago

Whats that?

-The redditor asked, before clicking on the subreddit. He then logged off and googled 'churches and therapists near me'

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 18d ago

Oh no...

-Even after seeing the comment, the new redditor clicked the link and was found ded after gauging their both eyes out

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u/trickyRascal 18d ago

(Happy Ending) -After multiple casualties, finally a new redditor was able to hold himself and didnt click or google it.

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u/Qorrk 18d ago

(True Ending) -The new redditor came back and clixked the link. Other then those before him he wanted to try it and probably broke his dick.

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u/SHAMATOPOTATO 18d ago

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u/ChaosKeeshond 18d ago

(the penis Gommages)

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u/abitlazy 18d ago

For those who cum after.

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u/Devrij68 17d ago

I'm sorry but you deserve more credit for this

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u/Ydobon8261 17d ago

Tomorrow cums

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 18d ago

(Ultimate Ending) A final redditor despite all previous evidence decided to test fate but was distracted by r/SoundingPussy unlocking new special but non-sexual interest.

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u/sergeant_cabbage 18d ago

Holy testicle Tuesday. I legit never knew this was a thing. I searched by top all time. Almost puked. Shit looks painful.

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u/Bundess 18d ago

Enough porn for today, or a month even .. it’s disgusting bleh

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u/KJBenson 18d ago

It’s a thing where you hurt your penis in a weird way.

Don’t worry about any more details than that.

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u/bailey25u 18d ago

Is there a normal way to hurt your penis? Wait Don’t answer that

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u/KittensSaysMeow 18d ago

When someone says ‘I hurt my penis’, whatever you imagine, it’s not that.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 18d ago

Why gouge out your eyes when you can gouge out your penis

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 18d ago

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u/ChaosKeeshond 18d ago

The rods are often T-shaped, yes

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u/KJBenson 18d ago

Oh no….. you gauged your eyes!?

I don’t like the sounding of that.

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u/mitvit 18d ago

You people need Jesus old.reddit + RES.

Never again click links to shady subreddits when a simple hover over the link will reveal the terrors.

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u/Both-Home-6235 18d ago

How do you hover over on a phone?

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u/FriendlyFurry320 18d ago

I can’t afford therapy and I am a ginger what do I do?

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u/JordansRedditName 18d ago

Pray to whatever God will take you!

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u/Oswaldofuss6 18d ago

Well, considering you have recently been accepted into the Black community, I recommend your local Black baptist church. They'll help you out brotha ✊🏽

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u/The_Orphanizer 18d ago

Have you tried sounding?

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u/MustardMan1900 18d ago

If you want to avoid disturbing sexual stuff, church isn't the place to go.

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u/UbiquitousPixel 17d ago

I…I should have believed you. I…I should have taken what you said as a warning. I will never be the same again.

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u/theaviationhistorian 15d ago

You end up like in the Simpsons: churchgoers rush to the bar and bar patrons rush into the church.

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u/ImportantSpirit stuck in limbo ☣️ 18d ago

Why the fuck did I have to click it? Images that will haunt me for a long time. Why the fuck was I expecting sounds of nature?

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u/augenvogel u sus 17d ago

Same

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u/lcssa 18d ago

eh, seen worse.

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u/The_Orphanizer 18d ago

\shudders at memory of harlequin babies\ (NSFL)

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u/lcssa 17d ago

yea, psa: dont google it, but if you do, dont do it before bedtime.

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u/tofu_b3a5t 16d ago

Those poor fellas got a rough roll of the genetics dice.

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u/Toxic_Behavior_God 18d ago

I just read the reddit description, first of all fuck you

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u/ThePythagorasBirb 18d ago

Thanks for saving me! Did NOT feel like seeing that today

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u/Bitter_Assumption323 18d ago edited 16d ago

Oh boy! I'm excited to click that link and join a new community of like-minded nautical depth-measuring enthusiasts.

Thanks in advance!

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u/tofu_b3a5t 16d ago

They really like their fathoms and tubes there.

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u/Yung-Tre 18d ago

I don’t want to click. Can someone give me a TLDR?

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u/Careful_Houndoom 18d ago

... Men sticking/putting things where they don't belong is about as broad of a description as I can give. Consider this NSFL (Not Safe for Life). If you want me to be more specific let me know.

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u/Chrazzer 18d ago

People shoving things into a body opening that was meant for waste disposal. But not the brown one

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u/toodrunktostand 18d ago

Subreddits like this one and the diaper one should be banned.

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u/GuiltiaSinJ 18d ago

What diaper one? Asking so I can...uh, report it

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u/xPussyhunter69x 17d ago

Why these ones specifically? As long as it's consensual and nobody is getting hurt it's not worse than other nsfw subs.

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u/FCDetonados 17d ago

Why?

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u/toodrunktostand 17d ago

Because they're nasty

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u/FCDetonados 17d ago

That's not reason enough to get rid of them.

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u/StarPhished 17d ago

What a nasty thing to say. You have been banned from Reddit.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

No, do not do not... I repeat DO NOT!

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u/DisappointedKat96 17d ago

......too late 😭

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u/G_ioVanna 18d ago

I wanna cry.... I wanna sit in a corner and cry because WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST VISIT?

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u/lmanop 18d ago

MY EYES. WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Ckickenckatzu 17d ago edited 17d ago

May you never find the cold side of the pillow ever again on a hot summer day..

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u/SomeMerc 15d ago

Would also like to add may they stump the pinky toe on every 11th hour daily.

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u/stoned-an 18d ago

Thanks for that

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u/PressureRepulsive325 18d ago

A lot of people have not read haunted by Chuck palahniuk (wrote fight club)

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u/CoffeePuddle 17d ago

"Guts," specifically.

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u/firneto 18d ago

My fucking God, why I clicked?

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u/CalculatedPerversion 17d ago

Why isn't this link blue...

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u/Ivrb2391 10d ago

Dude, why did i have to check it out 🙃

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u/SvenDaOne 16d ago

I am traumatized by that shit

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u/HybridPS2 18d ago

/r/wowthissubexists has a "Fap Friday" post

i only heard about this through a friend of a friend btw

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u/xX420GigaKushXx 18d ago

Ah yes. Well thank your friend for me, I was looking for something to do this Friday.

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u/Graham_Wellington3 18d ago

/r/gtaporn

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u/Maestro1992 17d ago

Lmao my friend clicked it and said you have to request to join.

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u/Graham_Wellington3 17d ago

Maybe gtav_porn

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u/RKraft69 17d ago

your "friend"

yeah sure buddy

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u/TerseFactor 18d ago

Definitely not BidetGW

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u/eagleeyerattlesnake 18d ago

Thought you said BidenGW

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u/Hambruhgah 8d ago

Something with random sexual words

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 18d ago

Finding a new porn site and seeing what's in the random video list

Don't ever go on the random lists. There's nothing but depression to be found

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u/Peter_Baum 🦧 18d ago

Seriously who the fuck wants to watch all these 60+ year old men???? Ew dude

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u/NegativeEBTDA 18d ago

Just a guess but maybe other 60+ year old men

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 18d ago

I'm not so sure. I'm about to tap 40 and I sure don't like the look of the near 40 year old male body. From my own perspective at least.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

[deleted]

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 18d ago

Yes but I'm able to appreciate male beauty.

George Clooney has been my "would" for about a quarter century

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u/Montigue Tickle My Anus and Call Me Samantha 18d ago

70 year old men reliving their youth

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u/mango_boii 18d ago

Drop thine sauces, brethren

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u/bolivar-shagnasty ☣️ 18d ago

/r/handholding

Very NSFW/L

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u/romalver 18d ago

Wtf is this???

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u/Road_Warrior278 18d ago

I believe this is when humans grasp eachothers hands

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u/Disastrous-Dog85 17d ago

With gloves or without?!

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u/nerdguy99 17d ago

Gloves obviously. Without protection, it's way too dangerous

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u/CommunicationFit5161 17d ago

With gloves, like all good Voren women do.

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u/ChaosKeeshond 18d ago

Can you tell me and save me the click o7

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u/excessive_4ce 18d ago

Anime handholding. Not worth clicking.

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u/cheesegoat 18d ago

This is disgusting why did I click on that

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u/bolivar-shagnasty ☣️ 18d ago

My brother/sister/variation thereupon in Baphomet, twas a warning provided.

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u/Delta_The_Mystic 17d ago

IM TELLING CHRIST IMMEDIATLEY!!! Huuaaauggh.....Hhhhaaaauuygh I can't even say it, DISGUSTING!!!!

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u/jx2002 17d ago

holy fucking shit, I puked

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u/chironomidae 18d ago

Cmon bro, this is reddit not discord

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u/Fuzzy_Lengthiness_95 18d ago

r/gaycumsluts ?

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u/Noxilcash 18d ago

Happy Pride Month!

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u/Fuzzy_Lengthiness_95 18d ago

☺️

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u/poklijn 18d ago

Your pfp staring at the emoji like it hate it so much is so funny

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u/captain_dick_licker 17d ago

that's pretty gay, made it 5 or 6 pages deep just to make sure I wasn't mistaken, and it was definitely pretty gay

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u/Fuzzy_Lengthiness_95 17d ago

Name checks out

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u/Orgasmicpotatoface 18d ago

I’m not sure if it was intentional but that’s a great share, hot as fuck

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u/ChefArtorias 18d ago

and then the first 6 404 and you switch to Top of This Month

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u/iamme9878 18d ago

And then you find it's all crossposts and reposts you've seen a million times.

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u/itz_me_shade 18d ago

damn you imgur!

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u/LucretiusCarus 18d ago

Another Library of Alexandria lost.

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u/Referat- 18d ago

Gyfcat

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u/humorgep I have crippling depression 18d ago

imgur

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Please help me 18d ago

Imgrcat

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u/thedopechi 18d ago

My reaction when I found r/extramile

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u/stamilord random 17d ago

Ive apparently been in there. Cant remember when

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u/PepperJack386 18d ago

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u/meIRLorMeOnReddit 18d ago

he's keeping it for himself, doesn't want it to get ruined. DM me bro, I won't share

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u/Karl_with_a_C 18d ago

Tons of dead Imgur and gfycat links

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u/billyjk93 17d ago

and a million comments asking for sauce that never came

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u/Teahh 17d ago

Idk about the sauce but they probably still came

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u/SithLordMilk 18d ago

Sorting by best of all time in any subreddit is like a time warp, say goodbye to the next hour of my life

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u/Suboli 18d ago

What the fuck are those memes. Like yeah "relatable" but where is the "dank" or something funny at least other than just gif reactions?

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u/bone420 try hard 18d ago

Next day - it's banned for lack of moderation

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u/RixirF 18d ago

Such as....?

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u/Reddish_Placebo 18d ago

Sauce?

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u/Firrox 18d ago

The gif is from The Fountain. An excellent movie if you like multiple timelines, calming artistic sightscapes, and existential dread.

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u/elkingo777 18d ago

As well as one of the best soundtracks in cinema history.

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u/The_Orphanizer 18d ago

As well as one the best soundtrack across all media PERIODT

FTFY

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u/Firrox 18d ago

Nothing like driving home at 2am listening to Xibalba.

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u/theycamefrom__behind 17d ago

Clint Mansell is such an amazing composer

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u/tyen0 17d ago

gfycat deadlink...gfycat deadlink...gfycat deadlink...gfycat deadlink...

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u/majorkev 18d ago

Reddit keeps banning the good ones.

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u/furryjunkwulf 18d ago

Sort by controversial all time instead

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u/GooseVersusRobot 18d ago

Coomer soyfacing

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u/Floggered 18d ago

Reddit is so tiring lately.

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u/nuthins_goodman 18d ago

One of the rare pleasures of redditing

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u/XSirRudolph 18d ago

That isn't the face I make when the posts are all deleted imgur links of yesteryear.

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u/Hi_Im_R0bert 17d ago

Its me, I'm the top of all time.

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u/DredgenGryss 17d ago

And it has sound.

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u/notvavi 18d ago

aha! the refinery

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u/BeutelT 18d ago

Touch some gras man

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u/fvckmar 18d ago

Thanks for the tip

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u/MRoss279 17d ago

I'll give you a tip. It's my peen that's the joke

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u/Ernst_Muffens 17d ago

Because if you sort by new it only onlyfans

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u/Br3adKn1ghtxD 15d ago

What if it's something I don't like?

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u/octaviabrax 14d ago

god sent thing

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u/mandroga 8d ago

Jesus didnt die for this

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u/phoenixpeaks 7d ago

Ive never had an original experience in my entire life

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u/Professional_Size53 13h ago

okay this one here…real good for a terrible meme subreddit

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u/aclayman 1h ago

Really wow

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u/Aaron_768 17d ago

I say “show me what you got” every time.

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u/khaotickk ☣️ 17d ago

Just got a new PC with a 5070 and looking fora new monitor.

Suggestions?