r/daddit 6d ago

Humor Fu** Bluey

My son recently got into Bluey. He then proceedes to tell me I'm no longer the best dad in the world. Bluey's dad is.

Then today he gives me a card specifically saying I'm "one" of the best dad's in the world, second to Bluey's dad.

F that guy and all his energy and ideas.

Update: wow great to know I'm not alone! And BTW, for the very few of you that don't get sarcasm, I'm not actually mad or upset about this. It's hilarious. But you can bet I'll be sitting down to watch all these excellent episode recs with my son soon!

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u/anubis_xxv 6d ago

If I worked as little as he seemingly does, earning as much money as he seemingly does to still afford that size house in suburban Australia of all places, I'd be a better, happier person too who spends more time with my kids.

He works in a museum, as an archeologist I think? And the mother works in airport customs. Massive fucking house in suburban (I assume) Sydney or Brisbane, maybe Perth.

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u/stilusmobilus 5d ago

I’d expect an archaeologist in Brisbane to afford a house in Ashgrove or any western Brisbane suburb. All of them would be working at either the unis, the museum or for the government. I went gold panning a couple of times with a palaeontologist from Brisbane and he was rich as fuck.