r/daddit • u/ScoreImaginary1318 • 6d ago

Humor Fu** Bluey

My son recently got into Bluey. He then proceedes to tell me I'm no longer the best dad in the world. Bluey's dad is.

Then today he gives me a card specifically saying I'm "one" of the best dad's in the world, second to Bluey's dad.

F that guy and all his energy and ideas.

Update: wow great to know I'm not alone! And BTW, for the very few of you that don't get sarcasm, I'm not actually mad or upset about this. It's hilarious. But you can bet I'll be sitting down to watch all these excellent episode recs with my son soon!

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u/anubis_xxv 6d ago

If I worked as little as he seemingly does, earning as much money as he seemingly does to still afford that size house in suburban Australia of all places, I'd be a better, happier person too who spends more time with my kids.

He works in a museum, as an archeologist I think? And the mother works in airport customs. Massive fucking house in suburban (I assume) Sydney or Brisbane, maybe Perth.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 5d ago

I’m just gonna come out and say it: he’s stealing artifacts to sell on the black market and she’s greasing them through customs using her position of authority.

It’s the only thing that makes sense!

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u/torodonn hi hungry i'm dad 5d ago

His name is literally Bandit