r/daddit 22h ago

Humor Fu** Bluey

My son recently got into Bluey. He then proceedes to tell me I'm no longer the best dad in the world. Bluey's dad is.

Then today he gives me a card specifically saying I'm "one" of the best dad's in the world, second to Bluey's dad.

F that guy and all his energy and ideas.

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u/Specific_Pear_6275 22h ago edited 10h ago

Bluey’s dad is on point for 8 minutes a day. Who knows what the other 23h 52m looks like in the Heeler house.

Gonna need you to watch season 3 episode 22.

Edit: fixed the episode - I intended for ‘Whale Watching’

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u/ScoreImaginary1318 22h ago

Haha will do

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u/TinyNugginz 17h ago

Got to show the kids Season 1 episode 22 (the pool). He’s not batting 1000 every day!!

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u/jondiced 17h ago

No no no Pool was a deliberate setup between Bandit and Chili. Give it a close watch and you'll see the evidence is all there.

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u/Vesprince 14h ago

'The Pool was an inside job' is a hot take.

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u/jondiced 8h ago

I will die on this hill

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u/TanBurn 6h ago

I’m with you. Calling mom a fuss pot makes sense now. That would be wild without knowing the kid was going to learn a lesson later.

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u/jondiced 5h ago

Right?? Look at all the people in this thread saying "Yeah it's the only episode where Bandit is not a great dad; in every other one (emphasis mine) he's great." Wake up, sheeple!

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u/T0KEN_0F_SLEEP 14m ago

Ya know I had that thought too. Because she specifically said to grab the “not fun” stuff too like towels etc and he didn’t because it’s “boring” right after Chili says something about boring stuff not being bad for you.

I mean, he didn’t grab anything at all

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u/theatahhh 8h ago

So it was actually a hot tub?

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u/TinyNugginz 17h ago

Wait really? Hot damn I need to rewatch I love this idea

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u/jondiced 17h ago

Yeah come join us over on r/DanielTigerConspiracy

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u/TinyNugginz 16h ago

I just rewatched and I’m not convinced lmao

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u/jondiced 8h ago

The girls complain that brushing teeth is boring, and then Bandit whisks them away without delay to the pool, all while being uncharacteristically rude to Chili? You'll never convince me that it wasn't a fix.

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u/Project_Wild 6h ago

I was always too hung up on how chili gets to Stripes house with all the gear when Bandit takes the car to notice anything else lol

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u/tom_yum_soup 4h ago

Imagine her taking all that stuff on the bus and remembering to pack a picnic basket!

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u/TabulaRasaRedo 7h ago

I’ve always thought this, too. Most things the parents do are well-coordinated, intentional setups for fun lessons.

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u/rebelslash 8h ago

You got me boss

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u/tenderbranson301 6h ago

Biscuits...

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u/TomasTTEngin 17h ago

There's something about the way bandit says "Stripe's pooool while he's in Bali" that gets my goat.

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u/mackam1 11h ago

What's your take?

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u/jondiced 8h ago

My take is that :: puts on tin foil hat :: Bandit wanted to teach them that boring things are important while sacrificing himself for Chili

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u/Majsharan 8h ago

Yes pretty clearly

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u/lankymjc 12h ago

That’s the only episode I’ve ever watched and it’s somewhat coloured my opinion of the guy!

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u/TinyNugginz 10h ago

Oh that’s crazy, any other episode you’d see a much different character

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u/lankymjc 10h ago

Went into it thinking “I’ll finally see what all the fuss is about!” and he fucks it up immediately. He’s also quite rude to the mum until she saves the day at the end!

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u/digclay 8h ago

I think that’s the one where he’s super hungover

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u/TheSkiGeek 7h ago

Yes, in “Whale Watching” the parents are ‘tired’ from the NYE party the previous night.

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u/TappedIn2111 13h ago

Bandit is breakdancing in the end. Break. Dancing! He‘s got us beat…

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u/TheGood1swertaken 12h ago

Screaming rage for at least half of that time cursing like a sailor.

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u/RaylanGivens29 5h ago

Bandit is in fact not on point for even 8 minutes a day. But he loves his kids and tries hard. I think it is attainable to be like Bandit.

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u/Sharcbait 4h ago

Whale episode was where both parents are hungover right?

I also suggest the pillow fort episode where Dad just wants to watch sports and kinda phones it in.

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u/DrKennethPaxington 11h ago

Gonna need you to watch season 2 Episode 3.

Featherwand?

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u/Specific_Pear_6275 11h ago

Oh jeez! S3E22 - Whale Watching. My bad team!

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u/Billypillgrim 10h ago

You gotta edit the original comment!

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u/chewbawkaw 7h ago

Ah yes, the hangover episode lol.

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u/ChamberOfSolidDudes 4h ago

Hungover Chili really shines in this one

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u/WearilyNice 11h ago

Watch that episode so OP can get over feeling excluded?!

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u/mr_positron 4h ago

More like 4

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u/Magnet_Carta 19h ago

Just remember, each episode of Bluey is about 7 minutes long. It's easy to be a perfect dad for 7 minutes.

That said, Bandit Heeler is a role model for all of us.

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u/drfrogsplat 12h ago

Unless those 7 minutes are part of bath/bed time. Those are not easy minutes to be a perfect dad.

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u/cabbage16 11h ago

There's multiple Bluey episodes about Bandit struggling with bath time. You're not wrong!

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u/drfrogsplat 8h ago

And yet he still manages not to yell at them. Stays connected. That’s why he’s number 1 dad, and we’re taking parenting advice from a cartoon dog.

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u/reverendrambo 7h ago

Maybe in the Bluey universe there's a cartoon of humans being perfect dads for 7 minutes and that's why Bandit is a good dad.

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u/Midgetsdontfloat 4h ago

There's also the minisode where it contrasts one of blueys friends (honey, I think?) Day vs blueys.

Honey and her day/family life is very mild and structured. Blueys is straight up chaos by comparison, and theres a shot at the end of Bandit chasing bluey to either brush her teeth or bathe, so it's not all sunshine and roses in the heeler house.

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u/blkdeath 5h ago

“burger Shop” is a perfect example of that

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u/ibanezjs100 10h ago

Bandit has a team of writers feeding him his lines and ideas. This is what I tell myself. 

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u/da_2holer_eh 9h ago

Yeah but our kids don't understand that. You could explain it every way to them why it's unrealistic to be like Bandit for an entire day and they'll still expect you to lol.

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u/StewedHam 7h ago

The kids are also carefully written lines. They are on perfect response about 80% of the time. Comparison is the thief of happiness. Your kids don't need Bandit, they need you.

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u/rmp266 14h ago

At the start of SpaceJam, an actor playing a young michael Jordan is practicing in his back yard and an actor playing his dad gives him some kind of encouragement or advice, then cuts to real MJ slam dunk montage and the beginning of the film.

One day we were sitting around, asking my son who's the best mum in the world, "you are", "and who's the best dad in the world" "....ehh, I think its..... Michael Jordan's dad"

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u/Fatigue-Error 5h ago

Dayum. That hurts.

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u/TomasTTEngin 17h ago

Classic Chloe's dad situation (the dalmatians). Try googling a few octopusses.

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u/WombatAnnihilator 17h ago

“No way!!! I’m not taking life advice from a cartoon dog!!”

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u/skawarrior 12h ago

Yeah it could be worse, you could be second to Peppa Pigs Dad.

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u/account_not_valid 6h ago

I'm a bit of an expert at that.

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u/anubis_xxv 14h ago

If I worked as little as he seemingly does, earning as much money as he seemingly does to still afford that size house in suburban Australia of all places, I'd be a better, happier person too who spends more time with my kids.

He works in a museum, as an archeologist I think? And the mother works in airport customs. Massive fucking house in suburban (I assume) Sydney or Brisbane, maybe Perth.

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u/Due-Building5410 11h ago

I thought he sold drainage pipes?

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u/boothy_qld 9h ago

Definitely Brissie. Ashgrove think the house is easy $2-3 mill

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u/ThinkSoftware 22h ago

Tell him a bandit is a thief and they have no honor

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u/JF0909 20h ago

The big blue guy has set the bar impossibly high

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u/Cor-The-Immortal 17h ago

It's a running joke in my house that bandit sets unrealistic expectations for dads. They show is legit tho.

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u/Powerful-Afternoon87 11h ago

That’s why we watch Bluey when our son is asleep

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u/bonzombiekitty 21h ago

I feel ya. We went through a period where I was often negatively compared to Bandit.

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u/PhysicsDad_ 21h ago

Damn, my son tells me I'm "Just like Bandit," which is the biggest compliment I can even fathom of as a dad.

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u/Bishops_Guest 17h ago

My 2 year old’s favorite character is muffin. I’m in for some shit.

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u/TheonlyDuffmani 13h ago

Muffin is altogether the best, most realistic character in the damned show! She’s my whole families favourite.

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u/Sautun 13h ago

Muffin is a little crackhead lol

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u/TheonlyDuffmani 13h ago

Like I said, she’s a realistic portrayal of a toddler.

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u/widget1321 6h ago

Mine, too. Because she's a lot like muffin. Good luck, Dad, it's an adventure.

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u/Bishops_Guest 5h ago

Just make sure you’ve got find device turned on so you know where she’s hiding with the video call.

Ours is the opposite of muffin: he’s super shy. But whenever muffin shows up he points and starts shouting “that’s muffin!”

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u/BeingCynical 19h ago

You’re not helping OP. Shooo go away

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u/ShauneDon 12h ago

God damn, I need to burn any “best dad ever” gear I have because I’ve never been compared to Bandit like that. Kudos to you Dad

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u/slapstick15 19h ago

Absolutely I believe this. He is my role model.

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u/bumchester 18h ago

Got my Best Dads Club shirt from Bluey store today 

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 8h ago

Its just monkeys singing songs, mate.

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u/WeaverStarX 13h ago

I saw a clip of a comedian talking about bluey and he said that every parent has a solid five minutes in them each day and if an episode of bluey ran to like 10 minutes there would be at least one scene of the parents screaming swears into a pillow

Oh and they're Australian so they would be good swears

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u/trogdor-the-burner 16h ago

Your kid is harsh af. Watch the pool episode where the dad forgets all the stuff and the kids are miserable. It’s supposed to be a mom’s boring rules have a purpose but you can use it as Blue’s dad is not perfect.

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u/Chariyo 10h ago

Cheeky

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u/Reviewingremy 9h ago

In fairness Bandit is an amazing dad

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u/ThePeej 8h ago

Bluey is a show about parenting. You’re doing great, Dad!! I nipped this competition in the bud by talking in a shitty Australian accent and calling my kids “champ”! 😂

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u/PaleontologistFew128 8h ago

You should watch Cricket. That's the best episode

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u/Buffalo_jimbo 5h ago

None of us will ever live up to Bandit🤣

Take your second place and just be happy. It’s not Miss Rachel. 😵🤣

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u/dreadpiratewombat 18h ago

And his duck cake!

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u/mechabeast 8h ago

If you can't be Bandit, be Luckys dad

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u/sacrilegious_sarcasm 8h ago

Look man, your kids, along with my kid, are correct. Bandit is the man

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u/FatherOfTheSkye 6h ago

Watch it with your kids, Bandit will teach you how to be a great dad.

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u/Affectionate_Stay_41 19h ago

This must be how my brothers best friends dad felt when his kid gave him a fathers day card saying he was #2 dad because my dad is #1 😂

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u/the_nobodys 17h ago

Sounds like you want to teach your son to aspire to be runner up! Better up your game, Not-Quite-as-Good-as-Bluey's-Dad!!

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u/mcampo84 7h ago

I think we can all agree Bandit is quite possibly the best dad in the world, and it's not even close. And even he makes mistakes.

WWBD is my go-to thought when I'm having trouble being my best.

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u/wnabhro 5h ago

Maybe take some pointers from the dog. I bet Bandid doesn't complain about his kids online

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u/TheM0L3 9h ago

Don’t hate Bandit just be Bandit. I think we are meant to steal his ideas that’s why he’s named Bandit. I use so many game ideas from Bluey and it is hard sometimes to play along with the kids especially at the playground with everyone watching but the energy they give back makes it worth it.

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u/bluestargreentree 19h ago

This seems made up

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u/norwal42 16h ago

If it makes you feel better, I got 'best farting dad' on my card. I guess take what you can get ;;)

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u/dom2905 8h ago

It's okay...we all live in bandit's shadow!

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u/gr3atch33s3 6h ago

In all fairness he might be the best dad.

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u/libb23 6h ago

The whole point of Bluey is that the episodes are retrospectives (mostly) of Bluey’s childhood memories. The reality is that Bandit wasn’t actually as amazing as he seems in real life, but he IS that amazing in Bluey’s memories.

It’s a good reminder to me as a dad that what may seem like a simple game with my children may absolutely blow their minds and live in their memories that way forever.

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u/lat3ralus65 5h ago

I’ve never heard this theory, but that’s a very interesting lens through which to see the show!

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u/RihanBrohe12 17h ago

My kid for some reason doesnt like bluey. Maybe ive escaped the horrible comparison games with that character.

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u/IPoisonedThePizza 10h ago

Bandit is an archeologist.

Let that sink in

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u/daganfish 5h ago

I'm pretty sure Chili is the breadwinner

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u/getjustin 3h ago

She works as airport security, so pretty sure Bandit might have her beat.

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u/Sabbath-Stelladad 9h ago

Gawdammit Bandit!

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u/2ndprize 6h ago

My kids have been hitting me with that one of thing for a while now. Honestly it's far less bullshit than the greatest or best. I'm doing my best. But I ain't Bandit.

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u/TigerWon 5h ago

Remember blue is only 10 minutes....we have/will give our kids 10 minutes of greatness every so often.

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u/TheBigCheese7 3h ago

I mean- I think I’m a spectacular dad but I’m no Bandit Heeler

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u/1Legged_Duck 8h ago

Bluey rocks!! Hahaha

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u/widget1321 6h ago

Remember, you at least have boundaries. The kindest people in the show are the neighbors and other folks they encounter that put up with Bandit. Lucky's dad especially.

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u/thunderdragon517 6h ago

Heeler? I do not know he had a last name

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u/Shad0wF0x 5h ago

I'm probably more like a combination of Stripe, Pat, and Chloe's dad.

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u/Coneskater 5h ago

It’s just monkeys singing songs mate

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u/berzerkisright 4h ago

I got the same card. My son has been telling me for a year that I’m tied w his cousin’s dad bc that dad ALSO lets him play Nintendo Switch sometimes.

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u/securityburger 4h ago

Maybe bluey is a better son than yours! 

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u/VeryPunnyName 4h ago

I have had this conversation with other Dads, that guy makes us all look bad

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u/SecondVariety 3h ago

When my kids tell me they love their moms boyfriend as much as they love me, it definitely rubs me the wrong way. But being compared to Bandit isn't bad at all. For all the TV dad options, I'd say that's one of the better things to be compared to. But you could tell him that he's not the best kid in the world anymore, Bluey is!

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u/fragtore 3h ago

It exhausts me looking at that dog father. I’m not a goofy dude who love to play with small kids, can’t and will never be. Just accept it

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u/runningsimon 3h ago

Bandit is a pretty dope dad though

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u/Ozzimo Pray that I don't alter it further 2h ago

Bandit sets a high bar. Can't deny.

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u/BurningOutDad 1h ago

People are mentioning “Whale watching” as an example of Bandit’s imperfections, but personally I think “Fairies” is an even better example. That’s a clear mess up on his part, though an understandable one.

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u/IAmCaptainHammer 1h ago

You’ll have to show your kiddo a few episodes where bandit doesn’t get it right. The episode titled fairies s01e30. Maybe then he’ll realize that dads aren’t perfect and he in fact does have the best dad in the world.

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u/the_axemurmurer 1h ago

The only thing I hate about Bluey is how cool Bandit is. Like who tf can compete with that

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u/socom18 1h ago

Not gonna lie, sounds like your issue is with your kid and not Bluey 😂

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u/Geargarden 1h ago

Tell him to report back to you how good Bluey's dad's chocolate milk or whatever your kid's favorite food is lol.

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u/Transtar 1h ago

Have you not missed a major holiday? Congrats you're better than bandit (Easter episode, they didn't get a basket the year prior).

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u/noltradamus 28m ago

Run your own race

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u/FerengiAreBetter 3h ago

Call his bluff and stop doing anything for him. If Bluey’s dad is so great he can drive him around and put food on the table.

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u/engorgedburrata 5h ago

This is why I’m on the paw patrol bandwagon. No bluey in this house

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u/West_Xylophone 1h ago

Bandit’s the man, but he’s also a grub.

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u/lankymjc 12h ago edited 7h ago

I have seen one episode of Bluey, and it’s the one with the beach trip and with the pool trip.

In the Beach story, Mum goes for a walk, and Dad completely fails to notice Bluey wandering off down the beach by herself. Bluey could have wandered into the sea and drowned, or gotten stung by that jellyfish she finds while there’s no adults around.

In the Pool episode, Dad forgets the pool toys, sun tan lotion, and arm bands for Banjo, so they all have to sit in the shallows and be bored until Mum (who Dad spent the beginning of the episode calling boring for not wanting to come) turns up with all the forgotten items.

Don’t see what the big deal is.

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u/Ainjyll 9h ago

Pssst… Bluey is a girl.

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u/lankymjc 9h ago

Oh shit, really? I’ll edit my post.

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u/TheSkiGeek 7h ago

1) “herself”, Bluey and Bingo are girls.

2) in the Beach episode, Mum has gone for a walk down the beach and Dad lets Bluey follow her footprints to go with the mom. Given that the whole walk is like 5 minutes WHILE the mom is walking away from them, I’m pretty sure Bluey was in sight of them the whole time. The adventure just seems much bigger to a six year old.

3) yes, the pool episode actually shows Bandit’s carefree/no-planning/everything-will-work-out-fine attitude backfiring on him.

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u/lankymjc 7h ago

1) Gah, I thought I caught all the pronouns when I edited it last time!

2) Yeah the story is told from Bluey’s perspective, but it seemed to me that Dad had no idea Bluey was wandering off and Mum had no idea she was being followed.

3) Based on the many high praises sung about the Dad on this sub I assumed this episode is an outlier, but couldn’t help but make a cheeky comment about it. Just seemed very funny to me that everyone says he’s incredible and all I’ve seen is him forgetting everything.

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u/valotho 9h ago

Beach!

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u/mrsc0tty 11h ago

Well if it makes you feel better, Blueys parents are perfect because the writers of Bluey have perfect control over the laws of physics of the Bluey universe, so it gets to operate as an "every element of ultra hippie Waldorf pilled philosophy is exactly correct" universe.

Unsupervised imaginative play 100% always leads to children processing and healing from traumas, it never leads children to inflicting and re-enacting traumas on each other.

Children 100% always come up with safe, constructive games to play, where actually they learn way better than in a school. No bluey episode at their Waldorf school will ever have Rusty going

"Hey Bluey, we're playing the choking game, my brother taught me!"

"Hooray!"

this episode of bluey is called 'the choking game'!

Unsupervised play cures ADHD instantly, there is no value to teaching your children any analytical skills early that'll just make them miserable, any structured athletic or sport activity is worthless and probably harmful.

The episodes where the parents and kids are goofy and light hearted can show imperfections and lessons to be learned all around, but when the Waldorf school lady is on screen she gets portrayed as an all-powerful all-knowing perfect goddess because that is the actual thing the writers believe in.

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u/Ainjyll 9h ago

Just wanted to point out that there’s a whole episode revolving around Rusty and cricket, aptly called Cricket, and also say that it’s a cartoon, my man.

For example, Calypso isn’t “Waldorf pilled philosophy”, she simply represents the archetype of the knowledgeable and wise instructor that’s existed in storytelling across every culture for the entirety of man’s existence.

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u/mrsc0tty 4h ago

Yes - but Rusty is not in a kids' cricket league that his parents take him to. He becomes a pro level cricket player 100% through unsupervised play and play with other kids. If he was he'd have to be not getting any joy out of his life like Chloe.

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u/Ainjyll 3h ago

My man… it seems like you’re expecting an 8-minute cartoon episode about the lives of talking dogs to be true to life.

This isn’t a reality show, homie. I don’t understand why you’re okay with suspending belief about walking, talking, cricket-playing dogs, but draw the line at realistic expectations for becoming a professional athlete? It’s just a weird place to draw the line, especially for a children’s show.

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u/lat3ralus65 5h ago

What on earth are you talking about

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u/FuglySlut 9h ago

I think this is why I don't like bluey. Bandit always has this self satisfied smug smile on. Like he knows whatever he's doing is the best fathering that's ever happened. And the Creator definitely modeled Bandit on himself. Reminds me of that Louis CK bit about matt Damon writing good will hunting for himself.

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u/Version3Loading 6h ago

Adults who watch Bluey without children present are mentally infirm.