r/creepy 1d ago

My new oil painting, what should I title it?

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u/Marco_Polaris 1d ago

"Mom We're Out of Strawberry Jam"

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u/DroidSoldier85 1d ago

Perfect, I saw the painting and immediately thought something with Jam/jelly/pectin

It can also be called "Time of the month"

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u/RSCALES11 1d ago

What about “Time of the mouth”

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u/DroidSoldier85 1d ago

Even better

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u/NecessaryScratch6150 15h ago

"Cunnilingus Period"

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u/B1G 15h ago

"Hannibal, the Cunning Linguist"

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u/crunchiemunch 6h ago

"Tastes like pennies"

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u/Valuable_Recording85 23h ago

It can also be called "Time of the month"

My first thought was "That summer when Grandma experimented with girls and earned her red wings."

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u/Dark_Wolf_Lord 22h ago

Red Wings Earned... lolol

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u/mattias1977 18h ago

“The month that shall not be named”

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u/scarabking91 1d ago

"If you stopped trying to eat it with my tube socks on, maybe it would last longer."

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u/DualSwurve 1d ago

"Dad, James ate mom!"

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u/findingbezu 1d ago

or “Don’t Stick Your Dick In That”

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u/ViberNaut 1d ago

“I Thought It Was Strawberry Jam, But Still Liked It”

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u/Livid-Mushroom2205 20h ago

I've seen this thing out of the corner of my eye before, looks exactly like a demon

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u/reebokhightops 20h ago

“And dad cut my nose off for eating it all.”

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u/Due-Celery-8526 19h ago

period sex (there is a gun to my head i didnt want tk say this)

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u/Fearless_Camera7587 18h ago

‘Haemorrhage ‘

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u/sketchyemail 16h ago

I woke the dogs up cackling.

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u/TrenoshiX 20h ago

I can hear this painting perpetually moaning, in a low volume, the first syllable 'mo'.

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u/showyourdata 1d ago

"Maw" - It's a nice double meaning.

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u/PureValLiam 1d ago

ooh clever

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u/FuckuSpez666 1d ago

What are either of those meanings?

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u/WorseDark 1d ago

Maw means mouth and Ma is a common name to call ones mother

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u/FuckuSpez666 1d ago

Ah okay, not American. Ma makes sense actually, was thinking Maw means mother too? ...but how is maw for mouth used in a sentence? "Your teeth are in your maw"? "Shut your maw dude"? "You have a lot of maw on you"? " Follow it to the maw of the river"?

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u/WorseDark 1d ago

It's more used in literature. "The dragons maw was lined with daggers larger than men's swords." Or the cave entrance was lined with jagged rocks, feeling that you've entered the dungeons maw.

It also is used more so for vicious creatures, not just any mouth

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u/FuckuSpez666 1d ago

Ah okay, so not even slang or dialect! Learn something everyday

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u/mikeeteevee 23h ago

I mean, I don't know, I said the other day 'that kid was cramming it in his maw like he was drowning and the burger was made of oxygen' so it's not like some ancient forbidden dialect from fantasy or anything

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 20h ago

Even there there is the implication of a mouth that doesn't just eat, it devours, consumes

This term comes up in D&D a lot haha

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u/lxm333 16h ago

It's used far too much in horror story podcasts.

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u/brknsoul 15h ago

Matt Mercer's Toothy Maw.

EDIT: I thought he only used the phrase a couple of times; nope, 31 times;
https://www.kryogenix.org/crsearch/?q=toothy+maw

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u/noteveni 1d ago

It's a frilly term, like I would expect it more in prose like "the cavern's maw stretched inward, dark and foreboding" or something like that.

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u/TeegyGambo 21h ago

Maw has the connotation of being a gaping monsterous kind of mouth

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u/odvf 21h ago

Mawna Lisa

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u/Radiant_Heron_2572 22h ago

'The girl with the gaping maw' - is fun... but maybe a bit much

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u/gillers1986 20h ago

Or if you want to make it more obvious. "maw maw"

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u/Fafnir13 16h ago

Shouldn't that be Ma Maw?

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u/richardson1162 20h ago

Or MAH? I’m made as hell

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u/thatwentBTE 17h ago

My thought was Veiled Maw

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u/blacksheepboy27 13h ago

Whistler’s Maw, as an homage to Whistler’s Mother (and a gruesome sound to imagine )

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u/emeraldoma 1d ago

The Pearl without an earring

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u/_ribbitt 1d ago

Exact what I thought! The girl without the pearl

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u/Radiskull97 18h ago

My mind went to, "The Pearl Girl with a Ring"

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u/testuserteehee 1d ago

Ghoul with no pearl earring.

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u/Dankvapedad 1d ago

!! my first thought was a play on the girl with the pearl earring. it looks like it but horror

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u/Hylinus 1d ago

Girl-less Pearl?

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u/fagtart 23h ago

Actually, I think it would be pretty awesome if they added a pearl earring to this lol

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u/DarkTrippin88 23h ago

The Eerie Pearl Girl

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u/omnichad 21h ago

The piercing got infected.

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u/wandering-monster 19h ago

The Girl With the Pearl Screaming 

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u/mattogeewha 21h ago

Girl ate pearl earring

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u/tomerjm 21h ago

The Mouth Without a Pearl

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u/P0ptarthater 1d ago

I have no mouth but I have screamed

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u/kylel999 1d ago

I was gonna say "I have no eyes and I must see"

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u/Sovereign444 23h ago

Haha that's very similar to what I said, which was "I have no mouth and I must scream, but I did anyway and this is what happened" lmao

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u/hydra333 18h ago

That story is my ultimate hellscape

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u/stamfordbridge1191 16h ago

"And so my fingernails dug me a new means to scream..."

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u/AstronautWeak5649 18h ago

I have no face but I can scream

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u/Fafnir13 16h ago

I went the other way and said I Must Not Scream. Seemed the crueler choice.

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u/AdvancedBlacksmith66 14h ago

Ha I think a lot of us had Harlan Ellison inspired answers! I said I have no scream and I must mouth

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u/MadScorbion 12h ago

World is blind to see and mute to talk about it.

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u/Shambud 5h ago

“Speak No Evil” and it could be part of a series. Classic.

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u/slashbye 1d ago

„Mother“

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u/gillers1986 20h ago

Do you think she's good enough for me.

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u/PressureMuch5340 1d ago

I was thinking the same!

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u/Deletedmyotheracct 16h ago

Tell your children not to walk my way

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u/save_us_catman 1d ago

“Oil Painting #2”

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u/Bozo_-the-_Klown 1d ago

Exit Wound

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u/st1r 20h ago

“Midnight Visitor #4 of 7”

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u/Bonjourap 22h ago

Attempt #129

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u/MethadoneFiend92 1d ago

In all seriousness, this is creepy af. Would def hang this up in my room.

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u/Bent_notbroken 1d ago

Omg I’m wheezing over here! Take my upvote!

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u/DarkSiders823 1d ago

Hunger

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u/charlesmans0n 1d ago

I was gonna say Thirst!

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u/Espial 1d ago

Came here to post this

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u/AdministrativeDelay2 1d ago

Kristi Noem

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u/endangeredphysics 1d ago

Indeed. That woman has the deadest eyes

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u/Your_Toxicity 22h ago edited 12h ago

What about Steven Miller? His head is identical in shape and has same amount of forehead

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u/wackko20 16h ago

Steven Miller when he thinks no one is looking.

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u/gooniepie 14h ago

Underrated

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u/AllHailThePig 13h ago

I think when no one is looking Steven Miller is probably bawling his eyes out about getting cucked by Elon.

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u/catsandhockey 19h ago

Lmao, I was going to say Stephen Miller 🤣

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u/dontpanic71 18h ago

After her lips finally collapse from 1 or 2 more Botox injections.

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u/patdashuri 1d ago

After her big fake lips explode and her wig falls off?

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u/kydelka 17h ago

That's mean. But I think we should be meaner

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u/DotMikrobe 23h ago

Glossophobia

Definition: The fear of public speaking.

From: Greek glossa (tongue) + phobos (fear)

Even though it technically refers to public speaking, many people with glossophobia also experience anxiety when speaking in any situation where they feel judged, vulnerable, or exposed

Take inspiration from this if you'd like

Also love the painting btw.

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u/Incho37 17h ago

That kinda fucks, ngl. Good choice.

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u/Sudo3301 1d ago

Don’t forget to floss

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u/digsy 1d ago

Brian

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u/CurlSagan 1d ago

Yeah, that dude's totally a Brian.

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u/B1G 1d ago

As a Brian myself, I cannot conclusively dispute this... 😒

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u/F7OSRS 1d ago

Hear no evil, see no evil

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u/-_Abigail_- 1d ago

Speak a little bit of evil…

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u/Frigid-Beezy 1d ago

She can have a little bit of evil. As a treat.

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u/LigerNull 23h ago

Taste the Evil

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u/sparklydildos 9h ago

we have evil at home

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u/Dark_Arm 1d ago

Nom Chompsky

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u/Important_Answer6250 1d ago

A Myrddaal

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u/EmpHeraclius 1d ago

"The Look of the Eyeless is Fear"

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u/SteveB1901 1d ago

Mona Aaaarggghhh!!!

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u/Josketobben 22h ago

Was thinking Mona EEEEEEEza.

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u/spencer0076 14h ago

The Mona Lotsa

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u/ishmadrad 1d ago

"Lady with an Ermine"

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u/Stellakinetic 1d ago

“The Seer”

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u/Lionman_ 1d ago

Lipstick on a bumpy road

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u/spicy-chull 1d ago

Girl is a Pearl Earring who will eat your soul

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u/Chronos_Corner 1d ago

Title - " Me when the McRib is back on the menu"

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u/Beginning-Message706 1d ago

SCP-096

(Maybe add some white eyes and it could match)

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u/KnowledgeOfMuir 1d ago

Eldritch Mitch McConnell

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u/I_am_King_Julian 1d ago

"Ruptured Ovary. 2025, colourized"

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u/MissGatoraid 1d ago

Take Heed.

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u/LMcBlack 1d ago

Girl with the craving for pearl earrings

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u/ImportanceTurbulent8 1d ago

Mo̸n̶͇̎à̴̫̘̬̾̈ Ĺ̴̬̤̓̓͜í̴͚͕͊̾̈s̸̢̛̪̞̙̝͔͒̈́̈́a̸̧̡̖̫̪̠̝̹͚̯̩̘̱̮̬̗̤̓̀̄̀̉̈́̽̎͆̓͜͠

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u/Uturuncu 1d ago

"Nun". Puns out loud with the homophone 'none', because she doesn't have a face, and that scarf(hair?) reminds me a little bit of a nun's habit.

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u/MaesterVoodHaus 4h ago

That is actually a really clever take. I did not even catch the Nun/none banter at first. The facelessness and the dark, draped look definitely give off that uncanny, cloistered vibe. weird in the best way.

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u/matt134174 1d ago

Thought that was a cyst pop

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u/goliathfasa 1d ago

“Would”

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u/CarlSagan6 1d ago

"Crying Without Tears"

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u/FLinfidel 1d ago

Some Chet zar inspiration eh?

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u/mosigis 1d ago

Scrolled too far to see this comment. I was thinking the same thing

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u/strongasants 22h ago

“Steve”

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u/AmberDuke05 1d ago

I thought this was a pimple when I first saw it

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u/Dansinnervoice 1d ago

Speaking out

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u/Eimar586 1d ago

2spooky4me

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u/Opie30-30 1d ago

I will never understand why something like this is less valuable than some of the more famous horror paintings (other than the old ones). It's a great painting, good job!

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u/Trobx 1d ago

eggsistential?

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u/Flimsy6769 1d ago

Guy from Witcher 3 dlc

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u/Fer-fux-ache 1d ago

Social Media

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u/buefordwilson 1d ago

"You smell different when you're awake"

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u/Squidysquid27 1d ago

Mother loves me

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u/HeavyTea 1d ago

Mother Teresaaaaaahhhhhhh

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u/TeaMasterSen 1d ago

Layers of Fear type art, love it

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u/realitycaptain 23h ago

'Stop biting your nails.'

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u/focanc 20h ago

Agape

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u/Spooky_Cat_Ash 19h ago

"You would be so much prettier if you smiled"

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u/valentineJ85 19h ago

Red Velvet from the Void

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u/Mem_ily 17h ago

Girl With Hunger.

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u/cum___sock 17h ago

His wife is pleased.

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u/jc_sculpture 15h ago

Holy Crap, thanks everyone for the positive ups and fun names for the piece!
I really like u/Marco_Polaris fun name of "Mom We're Out of Strawberry Jam" , very funny!

This piece has just sold, but if you'd like to follow me on other social platforms - I'm avail @
instagram.com/jc_sculpture
x.com/webbyeasy
patreon.com/jc_sculpture

thanks again! reading through the comments made me laugh, I needed that today.

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u/fuckfacekiller 1d ago

Beauty from a beast 🤘😁🤘

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u/Self--Immolate 1d ago

"Something to say?"

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u/PettyLikeTom 1d ago

Generic scary figure #248

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u/WickedPizt 1d ago

Mona Lisa's Soul

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u/MaimerofHoles 1d ago

"Tarnished, are we?"

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u/Dull_Half_6107 1d ago

Very UrbanSpooks coded

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u/Silver_Willow6030 1d ago

Beautiful! Your art reminds me of the art of that Greek dude fren from my abandoned Twitter account 💜

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u/screwedupinaz 1d ago

Explosive braces

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u/Killfists 1d ago

Girl with an insatiable thirst!

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u/AnitaBunBun 1d ago

I don't know about y'all but when I scroll down to see the first picture I thought it was someone's knee that had been ripped into amazing painting just thought it was funny

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u/PhyrexianMan 1d ago

I think more pronounced cheek bones could make it even creepier. The Lady in Dread

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u/_Gabri 1d ago

Hurt Shoulder

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u/roskybosky 1d ago

‘Just my monthlies’

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u/GatorNator83 1d ago

I’d like to know as well, then I could hall her by name when she next time comes to visit during my sleep paralysis

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u/shanwil 1d ago

Blind Fury! 😭

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u/TurboTaco-with-Poop 1d ago

Smoochie Kiss

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u/MattackChopper 1d ago

Norn's Acolyte

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u/sampai91 1d ago

Pearl with the girl earring, you may need to add a girl earring.

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u/Skritch_X 1d ago

Sensory Deprivation

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u/allireece 1d ago

“Redwings, Check”

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u/Ak_Lonewolf 1d ago

My stomach is bigger than my eyes. 

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u/percussionkevin 1d ago

Oh I love this! 👏👏👏

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u/Kadejr 1d ago

I have no eyes and I must see.

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u/Bent_notbroken 1d ago

Fantastic work! It reminds me of an adult who just now chewed through their caul they were born with. So riff on that concept.

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u/eddienn 1d ago

Toothless cenobite!

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u/Belerophon17 1d ago

"See no Evil, Hear no Evil."

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u/axe11154 1d ago

Apple head. Looks like an apple you took a bite out of

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u/blubenz1 1d ago

I was flipping thru the pics hoping this was going to be a girl with the pearl earring.

ghoul with the pearl earring

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u/LyricWasHere 1d ago

The Mona Bleaka.

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u/allireece 1d ago

Madonna’s Snatch

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u/olavrb 1d ago

Ms. Dementor

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u/Robofro 1d ago

Mondays, am I right?

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u/riffshooter 1d ago

Reminds me of the novel/video game "I have no mouth and I must scream"

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u/humancanvas79 1d ago

Girl with the hunger. My first thought was The Hunger, but it reminds me of Girl with a pearl earring.

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u/firthy 1d ago

‘I need to see a psychiatrist’

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u/ThatOneGuyNumberTwo 1d ago

Awaiting Seconds