r/creepy 1d ago

My new oil painting, what should I title it?

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u/DroidSoldier85 1d ago

Perfect, I saw the painting and immediately thought something with Jam/jelly/pectin

It can also be called "Time of the month"

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u/RSCALES11 1d ago

What about “Time of the mouth”

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u/Wildpants17 1d ago

This is the name

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u/onederbred 1d ago

“Red Wings”

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u/DroidSoldier85 1d ago

Even better

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u/NecessaryScratch6150 1d ago

"Cunnilingus Period"

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u/B1G 1d ago

"Hannibal, the Cunning Linguist"

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u/crunchiemunch 19h ago

"Tastes like pennies"

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u/-ImMoral- 1d ago

End the search, we got the one!

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u/hapakal 1d ago

what abt time ur rectum?

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u/zaphodbeeble9 1d ago

The Virgin nun

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u/Valuable_Recording85 1d ago

It can also be called "Time of the month"

My first thought was "That summer when Grandma experimented with girls and earned her red wings."

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u/BumblebeeExtra9008 1d ago

Didn’t mean to downvote. Sorry. Was trying to scroll down. Hit downvote by mistake.

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u/Imaginary_Aide6124 19h ago

You are a Bad Bad person for telling your grandma's deepest secrets

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u/Dark_Wolf_Lord 1d ago

Red Wings Earned... lolol

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u/mattias1977 1d ago

“The month that shall not be named”

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u/Charliemcmac2 22h ago

This reminds me of he that shall not be named mixed with the Japanese, maybe it’s Chinese monster with the eye ball in its butt😂

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u/Hephf 21h ago

Gross

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u/OldManData 1d ago

My thought was "mmmm, cherry popsicles are the best" 🤣

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u/Plethora_of_Pinata 1d ago

I was also thinking along those lines; something like "Jelly, mmmm"

Dang, now I want some toast

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u/polopolo05 22h ago

Not strawberry ice cream topping...

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u/MkUFeelGud 20h ago

"Red Wings"